Chapter 1
A/N: this story was inspired by a conversation about Bob and his tattoo.
Jsgal24JAG: honestly our convos at lunch are insane. Put me, mallo, and KR together and wow! Things go loony here!
"I wonder if Bob and Steve were related?" Ford asked.
"Who knows?" Sheppard replied.
"We don't need to be discussing Wraith family trees," McKay said.
"Yea… Bob did have a cool tattoo though… wait tattoo?… where'd the wrath get tattoos?"
Fade back in time to small alcove in Jim's Emporium inside the Wraith ship Black Fury…
Morrigan, from the ship Raven, was currently attaining the deed for said alcove, as she wished to expand her tattoo business.
"Fool, hold still!" Morrigan yelled at Bob. "Moron," she muttered under her breath. "If you really want this tattoo then quit moving! This should have taken me no more than ten minutes instead it's been three hours and I'm still no where near done."
He moved to speak and she smacked him upside the head, "Close your eye idiot or I'll blind you!"
"Which might actually be an improvement," she added under her breath.
"Hurry up! I have to get back before anyone notices I'm not at home," Bob said, trying very hard not to move his head as he didn't want to be hit again.
She placed her hands on her hips and tried to look intimidating, her cousin wasn't fazed. "I'm trying but you won't stop twitching. Honestly you're as bad as an ancient!" she said impatiently.
Just then Steve walked in "Ah, ah, ah, Morrigan insulting family…" he said teasingly.
"No! I refuse to believe this imbecile is of my bloodline." She stated getting back to work on Bob's tattoo, as Bob had frozen upon hearing the voice of his older brother.
Steve walked over and looked down at Bob, "What is this exactly?" he asked haltingly, as he inspectingly regarded the new addition to his brother's face. Bob, though he still had his eyes closed, cringed under the steely gaze.
"Hold still!" Morrigan said exasperated.
She glanced up at Steve never halting her work as she sized him up. "And who pray-tell invited YOU into MY shop?" she asked.
A/N: And actually this is a joint effort by me and 3 of my friends. Me and JSgal24JAG have written a story together called The Missing Child, and through our random off the wall convos at lunch we have managed to recruit two more to our cause (haven't quite decided what that is yet but… oh well)
