A/N This is from a coversation that my friend and I had! I thought I could share it with you guys!
HOW TO DISTRACT THE NARUTO CHARACTERS(GUYS) DURING SPAR, OR BATTLE
1.Naruto
-Look is that a REALLY EXTRA LARGE BOWL OF RAMEN I SEE OVER THERE?!
-OMG! IS THAT SASUKE AND SAKURA KISSING JUST RIGHT BEHIND YOU NARUTO
2. Sasuke
-(waves) HI ITACHI! LOOKING AWESOME TODAY!
3. Gaara
-TURN AROUND! NARUTO HAS A WATER HOSE!
4. Kankuro
-WOAH! LOOK AT THAT NINJA AND HIS AWESOME PUPPET!
5. Shikamaru
-WOAH! THAT IS ONE COOL CLOUD SHAPE!
6.Chouji
-GOOD GOLLY GOSH!(-- so random) NARUTO OVER THERE HAS A LIFE-SIZE BAG OF BQQ FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS! RUN CHOUJI!
7. Kiba
-WOAH! Since when did Akamaru got himself a girlfriend?! THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU KIBA!
8. Shino
-(gasps) LOOK OVER THERE! IT'S KIBA AND HE'S MERCILESSLY(sp) KILLING A BUG!
9. Neji
-OMG! IS THAT TENTEN AND LEE MAKING OUT?!
10. Lee
-LOOK LEE! SAKURA IS WITH ANOTHER MAN!
-OH NO! GAI-SENSEI IS WITH ANOTHER STUDENT!(gasp) Did he just said that he's better than you lee? Quick! Turn around so you can see!
-fin-
I want reviews and not flames please!
THANKS!
