A/N This is from a coversation that my friend and I had! I thought I could share it with you guys!

HOW TO DISTRACT THE NARUTO CHARACTERS(GUYS) DURING SPAR, OR BATTLE

1.Naruto

-Look is that a REALLY EXTRA LARGE BOWL OF RAMEN I SEE OVER THERE?!

-OMG! IS THAT SASUKE AND SAKURA KISSING JUST RIGHT BEHIND YOU NARUTO

2. Sasuke

-(waves) HI ITACHI! LOOKING AWESOME TODAY!

3. Gaara

-TURN AROUND! NARUTO HAS A WATER HOSE!

4. Kankuro

-WOAH! LOOK AT THAT NINJA AND HIS AWESOME PUPPET!

5. Shikamaru

-WOAH! THAT IS ONE COOL CLOUD SHAPE!

6.Chouji

-GOOD GOLLY GOSH!(-- so random) NARUTO OVER THERE HAS A LIFE-SIZE BAG OF BQQ FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS! RUN CHOUJI!

7. Kiba

-WOAH! Since when did Akamaru got himself a girlfriend?! THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU KIBA!

8. Shino

-(gasps) LOOK OVER THERE! IT'S KIBA AND HE'S MERCILESSLY(sp) KILLING A BUG!

9. Neji

-OMG! IS THAT TENTEN AND LEE MAKING OUT?!

10. Lee

-LOOK LEE! SAKURA IS WITH ANOTHER MAN!

-OH NO! GAI-SENSEI IS WITH ANOTHER STUDENT!(gasp) Did he just said that he's better than you lee? Quick! Turn around so you can see!

-fin-

I want reviews and not flames please!

THANKS!