Welcome to "The Hangover, BLEACH STYLE." This is pretty much the movie re-written with Bleach characters. It's a total crack fic and pretty funny. I'm watching the movie as I write so hopefully it's accurate. Enjoy and laugh. D I do not own Bleach, the characters, or The Hangover. Or anything else really.

Ring ring.

An agitated Momo Hinamori dials her fiancee's number while getting her hair done by a professional. A wedding cake stands out in the background. She's getting married very soon, but something's missing. Something very important, like say, the said fiancee, Toshiro Hitsugaya.

"This is Toshiro Hitsugaya. I'm getting married so don't bother me. Leave a message," comes the voice-mail that she gets. It'd be great and all if he really was getting married, but at this rate it wouldn't happen.

"Shiro Kun.." She sighs, before calling one of his two best friends.

"This is Dr. Uryu Ishida. I'm not available but please leave a message and I shall return it promptly."

She hangs up and tries her only hope, his other best friend.

"This is Shinji Hirako. I'm in VEGAS hitting on alllll the ladies. Leave a message." Well, she's certainly glad that she's not getting married to that flirt. But there's still the main problem of Shiro Kun not being at the wedding.

Her Mom sends her a pitying look, but her Dad smirks. "It's Vegas. They'll make it back. They're probably gambling and winning big. You don't walk away from that."

"You do if you're getting married." Momo sighs. Just then her phone rings. It's Shinji. She answers eagerly. Finally..

"Hey Momo, it's Shinji." Shinji sounds like he's been in some kind of trouble, or that he's all worn out. She doesn't take it as a good sign.

"Where are you guys?" She pouts into the phone. "The wedding starts real fast here."

"Ya know.." Shinji breaks off before continuing. "We fucked up. We lost him. Things happened and well.. Toshiro is missing."

"What..?" Her anger is audible and she glares at the phone as if he can see him. "What are you talking about? We're getting married in 5 hours!"

"Yeah.." Shinji sighs. "That's not gonna happen."

Sorry it's so short, but I'm doing it by the movie scene selections. I promise the next chapter will be longer. Please review? :D