A/N: Okay, so this is the answer to a challenge. A Jori Playdate Challenge… so I took it. It is the first challenge I have ever done… I hope it works. The challenge is a multi chapter Jori fic where Jade is part boy and gets Tori pregnant but it has to be realistic. Okay I will give it a try.

Soooo as always review, Don't be shy!

Tell me what you really think- S.K.

Oh Yeah! Disclaimer: Not yet paid for writing for Victorious. Do not own the characters Mr. Schneider does. Love you Dan!


Take a Hint

I am not your missing link,

Let me tell you what I think.

I think you could use a mint,

Take a hint, take a hint!

Tori and I took a vow. She always knows the right songs for the occasion. Those guys were so clueless, and still after we gave them a little songy-song action, they didn't get it.

"OWWW, Ladies that was hot!" Dark haired creep said coming up to me and wrapping his arm around me. I gagged at the rank smell that came out of his armpits and stepped on his instep with my heels. "Oh my God my foot!" He said.

I turned to face him as if I was shocked. "What's wrong?" I put on my Tori voice for that and I could see the Latina cringe when I did that.

"I think you broke it!" He said his breath ragged he is trying not to cry.

"Maybe, Dr. Chad needs to take you to the hospital now, " Tori said pushing Chad toward his friend. "Don't worry about us… " Tori said wrapping her arms around my waist and placing her head on my shoulder in a sort of amorous embrace. "We will be just fine without you."

I blinked and kind of gave the top of her head a glare. I was uncomfortable, but not in a bad way. That made me angry. Once they walked out of Nozu, Tori let go of me as if she were on fire. I grunted and headed back to my seat. It's eleven thirty. Thirty more minutes and this hell could end.

We sat in silence for a bit, nursing our newly poured iced green teas. "Thanks for getting rid of those guys." Tori said after a while.

"Best part of this date…" I mumble, and then I laughed a little. Then using the voice I use to imitate Tori I said, "Maybe Dr. Chad needs to take you to the hospital now. So funny."

"I don't talk like that…" she started in protest, then dissolved into a fit of giggles. "Oh my god, I can't believe they didn't take the hint."

"Well if you hanging all over me didn't convince them then I'm sure they are retards." I say with a chuckle of my own.

I sat there listening to the next Karaoke person trying to sing 'Give it Up' and ruining a perfectly good song. When I feel Tori staring at me. I decide not to acknowledge the staring. I don't know that I want to know why she is doing it. "Jade… How are you doing?" She asked softly.

I frown and look at her. Concern was oozing out of her eyes. I didn't understand why she would be concerned. I'm fine I think. "What do you mean?"

"Well… Things are still a bit strained with you and Beck."

I look at my watch… crap it's only been ten minutes. I stand up abruptly. "I have to go to the bathroom." I storm off to the bathroom knocking the stupid bell pepper out of Berf's hand when I pass him by.

I should have known she would follow me. This was not a normal date. I could not get away by just hiding in a gender specific place. She was not Beck. "Come on Jade… I just want to make sure you're okay… I mean I want to be someone that can help you through this."

"But I don't like you!" I stated angrily

"But I like you… and I want to be your friend. I don't know why, but I do. " Tori said leaning against the sink. "Besides, maybe we would be able to play a married couple better if we were friends."

"How can you help me get over Beck?" I asked kind of agreeing about playing a better husband and wife. I was tired of fighting her… and now without Beck there was really nothing to dislike her about.

"I don't know… you can talk about how you feel." She started, "I know that sometimes, after a break up, I veg out with cat on my couch and I cry and eat ice-cream and complain and watch movies and when it is over, I feel a whole lot lighter."

"What if I don't want to get over him?" I said suddenly and closed my eyes at my admission.

"You can talk about that too… for someone that never worries about saying the things that are on her mind, that shouldn't be too hard."

I stared at her shoes for a moment then I looked at myself in a mirror. "We have a week left till our play… Let's try it your way."

"Good…" she said with a smile, then she looked at her watch. "Our date is over!" She gave me a quick hug, and nearly tripped over herself running out of the bathroom. I blinked was she just trying to buy us some time till we could leave?

"Stupid Vega." I mumbled as I walked out of the bathroom past the two spies and out of the restaurant.

I walked out and saw Tori on the phone with Trina I guess because she was yelling into the phone. I didn't know anyone that could get under that girl's skin like her sister. It was something about the fact that she had to come and get her. "I didn't see the old lady!"

I smirked knowing that she was so sorry she didn't pay attention while she was doing the driving test. "I'll take you home… you are my date after all." I said walking past her.

"Thank you so much Jade! I really appreciate this." She said as she followed me and let out a growl of frustration.

"Whatever." I stated unlocking the door and going around to the driver side. "I should make you open the car door for me." I said getting in the car.

"What?" She asked getting in the car before I just peeled off and left her on the sidewalk. Trust me I was tempted.

"This is a date remember? I am a lady." I said starting the engine.

She smiled, "Oh is that so?" She asked, "well then, I'll keep that in mind."

I pulled out on to the road and I drove Vega home. The conversation in the car had been decidedly more pleasant than the one at the restaurant. I found myself being less annoyed by her, and enjoying myself on this 'date'. I pulled up to her driveway, and sighed. "Here we are." I said.

"Yeah, Thanks for the ride. Do you need anything? Are you going to be okay going home?"

"Geez Vega I had green tea not Long Island Ice tea. I'll be fine." I said and extended my hand to her. She took it and kissed my hand. "What?"

"It's a date, remember?" Tori said with a smirk. "Good night." She walked out of the car and up the steps to her house. My hand tingled where she kissed it. It was a weird sensation. I am going to have to try to be nicer to Vega now; at least for the sake of the play. After that, I can be myself again. Yeah.

When I got home I logged on to the slap and changed my status before heading to bed. I liked doing it at night, because I could put the one concluding thought for the night on it… Which usually contained my main frustration of the day.


Status Update

Jade West: Interesting date may need to start to explore my options. Mood: intrigued.