One crazy love story

chapter 1

I was inspired to do this after reading the story Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner: Desert Love. I can't remember the authors name at this moment as I don't have internet at the moment, so I couldn't put their name in this note. But I do recommend checking out the story, it's funny and romantic. Enjoy.

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It was a clear day in the world of Acme Acres as we see young Calamity Coyote tinkering away at his latest trap.

His newest idea involved a trapdoor, sticky maple syrup, and a large boiling pot.

Calamity smiled as he looked at the blueprints. He would put bird seed on the trapdoor, causing Little Beeper to run right into the maple syrup. Then all he would need to do is throw the lever, letting the trapdoor go down toward a large boiling pot.

Calamity had just finished with the syrup and was putting the bird seed down. He could hear the roadrunner down the street and hid in a bush to watch as his plan work.

He saw the young roadrunner run right into the syrup and began to enjoy the free meal. Calamity rubbed his hands together and pulled the lever. Calamity waited to see the trapdoor drop, but saw it didn't move. He kept pulling it up and down, but still nothing.

It was at that exact moment that both toons noticed something up in the sky. They saw it get bigger and realized that it was a meteor!

Calamity saw it go straight towards Little Beeper and felt dread. He merely wanted to trap him, not get him killed.

He rushed out of the bush and tried to get the roadrunner out of there, but saw the bird shake its head no. Calamity was shocked that the bird he had chased after for years refuse his help.

Little Beeper knew that he couldn't move. This syrup was much tougher than glue. He knew Calamity could get hurt and picked up the coyote and flung him away, just as the meteor landed on him.

Calamity landed on his stomach and was stunned to see the space rock. It radiated a pink glow that seemed to die down before it began to crack. The rock broke apart like dust in the wind and left behind a crater that an unconscious Little Beeper was in.

Calamity rushed down to see if his best friend/rival was alright. When he got to his side, Calamity's jaw dropped literally to the ground.

The roadrunner looked way different than before. He now had on a pair of ballerina slippers instead of his regular sneakers. His body also appeared to be more curvy that some of the girls at school had. The feathers on the back of his rear stood up in a plume shape. He also gained red lipstick on his yellow beak, while the feathers on his head now dipped down to cover his right eye. Said feathers now had a pink bow on top. He also seemed to have eyeshadow on his eyelids as they were closed.

Calamity didn't know how, but that meteor had somehow turned Little Beeper into a girl!

Calamity could see Little Beeper's eye begin to open and could only think of one thing at the moment.

'This can't be good.'