Life of a patch priest: The bedwetter shaman

Lip and Rap's mom shows up in this story. Her name is Angelina

I do not own shaman king.

This occurs before the shaman fight.

The native american tribe known as the patch was a strange one as far as native americans are concerned. For one example, it was never mistreated, bossed around, or yelled at by the government of

the United States. This was due to the fact that only a few people outside of the tribe knew of its existence, none of which belonged to the united states government. Another example was that, despite

this, the entire tribe lived in an underground cave system. The final example was that literally everyone in the entire tribe was a shaman. Some shaman families in the tribe pushed their families and children more than others to

succeed and do well as a shaman. The better off families in the tribe pushed their children to do better than all the other families, especially one family, who had a daughter named

Rutherfor. Although Rutherfor was easily one of the strongest shamans in the village and one of the people in line to be the next chief after Goldva died, her father always found her lacking in some way.

For example, when she proudly told her father that she had been given the position of patch priest, her father said "so what?" Rutherfor immediately broke down into tears and ran off sobbing. And some of

her other problems are... more personal ones that she keeps only to herself. And now for the main story. It was a pleasant day for the people in the patch village. Or at least most of the people in the patch

village. One of these people was Rutherfor, a patch priest and guardian of the universe plant. The alarm went off at 7:00 AM as it always did, and Rutherfor ignored it, as she always did. At least until she felt

a odd sensation in the lower area of her pajamas. Eyes widening, she jumped out of her bed to find it completely soaked in pee. Moaning, she said "I wet my bed again... this is the third time this week this

happened... why IS this happening?" Rutherfor went to her closet quickly, grabbed some things, and her bed was cleaned up in a few minutes. Rutherfor thought "there, now I can do what I want the rest of

the day." She grabbed a beach towel, put on her swimsuit, some sunscreen, and headed off to an underground lake that was near the patch village. Smiling, she lay her towel down on one of the sandy

dunes and took a dive into the lake. Roughly an hour later, Rutherfor was on her beach towel drying off, having just gotten out of the lake about a minute ago. While she was sleeping, her friends Silva,

Kalim, and Thalim walked onto the beach. Silva said "well guys, we're here, so what do you want to do now that we are here?" Kalim said "hey, look, it's Rutherfor, let's go say hi to her." All three went over

to where Rutherfor was. Silva said "Rutherfor... are you awake?" Rutherfor thought she heard someone speaking, and got up quickly, saying "hmm?" to see her friend's faces about an foot from hers. She

yelled "EEEKK!" and backed up quickly. Thalim said "are you okay, Rutherfor?" Rutherfor said "just remembered something, gotta go, bye!" she quickly grabbed her stuff and bolted for her house. She got

there very quickly and relaxed calmly in her backyard. Suddenly, she felt a rather odd sensation down near her skirt. Eyes widening, she directed her gaze down there. She had wet herself, while she was

awake this time! She walked into her house, quietly sobbing the entire way. She thought "I can't believe I wet myself! I must have panicked while I was seeing everyone up close." Still sobbing, she went off

to her bed and went to sleep. Unknown to her, Rutherfor's being nervous had a lot to do with her wetting herself, but not everything. She was still growing into an adult despite her age, and not

everything in her body was keeping perfect pace with everything else. Rutherfor hated those problems, and wanted very much that they would get up, go away, and never come back.

Several hours later, Rutherfor got out of her bed, realizing quickly that she was dry this time. Smiling to herself, she thought "at least I didn't wet myself this time." She quickly realized that she had to go to

the bathroom, however, and went in, coming out several minutes later, relived. She then decided to go to the village outskirts, where she could look up into the stars peacefully. Several minutes later, she was

at the top of one of her favorite places, a hill covered by brush that, when seen from where she was, gave an excellent view of the sky. Sighing, she laid back on the hill and started snoring. Several

minutes later, the twins Lip and Rap went up to where Rutherfor was. Lip said "hey Rap, look, it's Rutherfor san!" Rap said "why is she out here? Let's wake her up." The two began shaking Rutherfor's

head to get her to wake up. The shaking woke Rutherfor up quickly, and she sat up very fast. However, Lip managed to dodge Rutherfor, although her foot flew out behind her,

which caused Rutherfor's forehead to crash into Lip's foot. Surprised, Lip and Rap stared at Rutherfor for several seconds before Rap said "Lip, mom is just behind us, let's go get her, she'll know what to do

for Rutherfor sama." Nodding, the two ran down the hill, returning with their mother several minutes later. Rap said "mom, what should we do?" Angelina (Their mom) said "she's unconscious, let's take

her to our house for the night." Lip, Rap, and Angelina picked Rutherfor up and carried her to their house, where they placed her in bed. The next day, Rutherfor woke up moaning with a bad headache.

The instant she woke up she realized something. She was wetting herself, again. She thought "oh darn it." The instant she looked away from the wet spot on her skirt, she saw Lip and Rap sleeping in beds

next to hers. She thought "oh no! Lip, Rap and Angelina must have taken me to there house when I got knocked out! What if I wet myself while they were carrying me here? No, my clothes are the same as I

was wearing last night. I know! I'll take a quick shower and borrow some of their clothes." She quickly went to their bathroom and took a shower. She thought while she was showering "why am I wetting

myself all the time. Maybe I can get some advice from Angelina... Lip and Rap wet the bed." She then left the bathroom, to see Lip and Rap standing over her temporary bed with the bedsheets she

had wet. She said "wha.." not only were the two five year-olds standing over her wet bed, they had cleaned it up. She felt amazed. She said "Lip, Rap why did you clean my bed... and how did you know

how to change bedsheets in the first place?" Lip said "mom used to wet the bed when we were younger, she showed us how change bedsheets a few weeks ago." Rutherfor nodded and said "your

mom used to wet the bed?" Rap said "yeah, but she stopped a few weeks ago." Rutherfor said "okay, thanks for telling me. I'll see you later!" Lip and Rap both said "bye!" Several minutes later,

Rutherfor was standing in front of Angelina's door and said "may I come in, Angelina?" Angelina said "sure, come right in." Rutherfor walked into Angelina's room and saw her sitting up on her bed, with a

large number of personal items such as medals from school for things such as winning the spelling bee, getting all A's for an entire school year, and so on. Angelina said "all right Rutherfor, sit down if you

want." nodding, Rutherfor said "can I ask you something, Angelina?" Angelina said "go ahead Rutherfor." Rutherfor "you see, yesterday I went to the lake to take a dip, and..." Rutherfor eventually

got to the end of the story after about 15 minutes. Rutherfor said "and Lip and Rap said you used to wet the bed even though you're older than me... so I figured you worked out a solution to this." after about

10 seconds of silence, Angelina said "i did work out a solution to this problem... I discovered it almost a decade ago, however, but they still work." she added "give me a second and i'll find it for you." she

went over to a cabinet near the the closet and began looking for something. After a few minutes of looking through things, she said "ah! Here they are." and pulled out something, which she took out

from behind her back. She said "please don't feel bad about this, I've tried them myself and with Lip and Rap and they work very well." Rutherfor said "it's really that simple?" Angelina said "you don't

think it's weird or funny? I thought an adult having to do this... was a little weird." Rutherfor said "all sorts of people have to deal with stuff like this, I thought you would realize that... me and you are pretty

much proof." Just then, Lip and Rap, who had been listening, came in. Angelina was not surprised in any way, but Rutherfor was very embarrassed, and choked out after a while "d-did you hear anything?"

Lip responded "we heard everything, miss Rutherfor... don't worry, we won't tell anyone." Angelina said to Rutherfor "see, Lip and Rap won't tell anyone save me." Rutherfor let out a gasp of relief before

she realized Angelina had placed her down on the bed and was lifting up her skirt. Surprised, she said "what are you doing, Angelina?" Angelina replied "we need to get you in these... things, don't we?"

Rutherfor blushed and whispered to Angelina "could you please not do it in front of Lip and Rap?" Lip and Rap heard this, and Lip said "don't worry miss Rutherfor, mommy changes us in front of each

other all the time. And don't worry: like we said before, we won't tell anyone." Rutherfor smiled and responded "thanks, I would hate it if my father found out about this." Angelina said "I don't blame you

Rutherfor, I met him once and he was a complete jerk. she added to Lip and Rap "watch me do this, okay you two? You're going to need to learn how to do this if you ever get your diapers dirty when

nobody's around but the two of you." Lip and Rap nodded at their mother's request and said simultaneously "okay mom." Angelina added "Rutherfor, you best get down on the bed again so we

can get this over with." Rutherfor turned red at Angelina's words but turned her head to the side and said "okay Angelina. Let's get this stupid thing over with..." Angelina nodded and pulled the bottom

part of Rutherfor's skirt up, so that it revealed a wet pair of underwear, which Angelina removed from under Rutherfor. She said "it'll be easier to do this without your skirt in the way." Angelina then took

the pure white diaper, and placed it under Rutherfor. She said "make sure the bottom of it is about 2 inches above the bottom of your skirt. That way no one will notice you have them on unless they look

for it really specifically." after that, to Rutherfor's surprise, Angelina took out some diaper cream and rubbed it around the area the top of the diaper would lay on. Rutherfor said "what are you doing?" in a

puzzled voice. Rap answered Rutherfor's question for her, and responded to it "she's putting diaper cream on you, unless you want to get diaper rash. And trust me: that hurts a lot." Rutherfor nodded and

after that, let Angelina carry through with the rest. Two minutes after they started, Rutherfor, like everyone else in the room, was clad in a thick diaper on her lower areas. Rutherfor said "thanks you

three, I doubt I could ever have done this on my own." Angelina, Lip, and Rap responded as one "it was no problem, Rutherfor." Rutherfor got off the bed and said "where do you get these?" Angelina

said "oh, don't worry" and handed Rutherfor an entire pack of diapers in her size, roughly 64 total. She said "I stopped wetting the bed a few weeks ago, but i'm still wearing them today to make sure I haven't

just lured myself into a false alarm. I've been wetting the bed since before Lip and Rap were born." Rutherfor said "thanks for everything guys. Bye!" she waved at the three while she left their house

until she walked down the street, out of sight.

end of chapter 1