How Draco Malfoy Stole Christmas:
Part One We Start The Fun!!

There was once a fictitious boy,
Whose name was Draco Malfoy,
He was thin,tall, pale and mean,
Of age no more than a young fifteen.

He had white blond hair and very pale skin,
And gray eyes that were VERY in,
All the fanfiction authors loved him,
And their hearts, he did win.

But dear Malfoy had one little problem,
Which he discussed at a Young Death Eater's Forum,
But help him no one could,
He was so mean, not one would!

You see, his heart was six sizes too small,
So small, it's like it wasn't there at all!
He learned to live with it--eventually,
But by then, he was a rotten dull bully.

The person whom he despised the most,
Whom he would love to roast,
Was Harry Potter,none the other,
Voldemort's enemy, an orphan with no mother nor father.

Two best friends, Harry Potter had,
Which made Draco Malfoy extremely mad,
Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley were they
And oh, how those three loved Christmas Day!

The presents and oh, so white snow,
Which was better, we'd never know,
The feast, you had to have more,
The decorations, if that's what you adore!

But one person hated Christmas with all his heart,
And his heart was small, for a start!
He hated the feast, the decorations and snow
When Hogwarts celebrated Christmas, home he would go!

But different, this Christmas was soon to be,
And why, my friend, you shall soon see,
If I told a Hogwarts student, he'd have a fit,
For Draco, for once, looked forward to it!

For this pompous idiot had found out,
From God-knows where about,
That Cho Chang, the pretty Ravenclaw
Was Harry's desire, the prettiest girl he ever saw!

Well,Draco, thought,
In his mind formed a dirty,evil plot,
If Harry likes Cho,
Then she shall be my foe!

At once, off the rotten wimp went,
From the library,a book was lent
Draco was giving Hogwarts, bedecked in green and amber,
A Christmas it would certainly remember!

So, what, my friend did you think?
Did you laugh, cry or even wink?
Just please, no flames, and just review,
And the story will most certainly continue!

..:::THE BLOODY END:::..
p/s That's it! I just *MIGHT* continue with Part 2. That's if I get reviews!!!
Tee heeeee!!!