PETE WENTZ IS YOUR BROTHER?!
This first chapter is pretty much and introduction and it makes no sense and it looks like it's not going anywhere but trust me it is... This is based off of me and my cough pregnant cough friend's stories.
a/n: Peter and Pete are NOT Piotr... It's Pete Wentz who I do now own nor do I own anyone else in this CHAPTER.
It was midnight at Xavier's and mostly everyone had already gone to bed. Bobby stayed up late though and was watching some porno on the downstairs television. He jumped up when the phone rang and slowly picked it up.
"Hello?" He asked with a yawn.
"Hi is my sister there?" A voice came over the phone.
"Depends... Who are you?" Bobby asked as he turned the TV off.
"Pete Wentz," The guy said and Bobby just froze and started laughing.
"Yeah right and I'm Gabe Saporta," Bobby said sarcastically.
"No he's asleep on my couch," The guy said seriously. "Can I just talk to my sister?"
"Okay Mr. Funny Guy tell me who this REALLY is and I'll consider going to find your sister.
"Pete Wentz," The guy said again. "DUDE I'M PETE FUCKING WENTZ!" He yelled getting annoyed. Bobby just laughed again.
"Ha, it's even
funnier the second time you say it," Bobby said as he stopped
laughing. "Now whoever the hell this is I'm hanging up on
you."
"I NEED TO TALK TO MY SISTER!" The guy snapped
getting very angry. Bobby could tell this person was older than him
but he didn't feel threatened at all.
"Tell me who you are and I'll let you talk to your sister," Bobby said also starting to get irritated.
"I'M PETE WENTZ!" The guy screamed as he woke his friend up.
"Pete what's wrong?" Another voice from the phone asked.
"OOO who are you supposed to be Joe Trohman?" Bobby asked sarcastically laughing again.
"No I'm Patrick," The guy said.
"Goodbye," Bobby said annoyed about to hang up the phone.
"DUDE I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE I'M GONNA TRACK YOU DOWN AND RIP THE BALLS OUT OF YOU!" Pete yelled as he heard the dial tone. "Patrick we are going to New York!" He snapped.
"Just to see the little slut?" Patrick asked receiving a glare from Pete.
The next day at Xavier's everyone sat around for breakfast.
"This bastard called last night claiming he was Pete Wentz," Bobby said receiving glares from the adults.
"Watch your language iceprick," Logan growled.
"What do you mean claiming he was Pete Wentz?" Kitty asked suspiciously and uneasily.
"I mean he said he was Pete but it couldn't of been him right?" He said as the doorbell rang.
"Ah, Hello there Peter," Xavier's voice came from the front room. When Bobby heard this he dropped his fork and sat there in shock as Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump walked into the room.
"Okay where's the little mother fucker from last night?" Pete asked angrily as everyone turned and pointed to Bobby. Pete then walked over to him and was about to beat the shit out of him when Kitty stood up and held him back.
"Pete don't hurt him!" She snapped.
"He was being a fucking jackass and pretended he didn't know who the hell I was," Pete said as everyone pretty much just stared at him confused. "Kitty... Everyone does know I'm your brother right?" He asked as Kitty slapped herself on her forehead.
"PETE WENTZ IS YOUR BROTHER!?" Everyone asked.
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