A/N: This is just a three-part series of drabbles/one-shots based on things Nikki mentioned during the episode "The New Jonesy." All of the quotes come a scene where Jen and Nikki are having a conversation and comparing their current boyfriends–Smithy and Jonesy (respectively).
"On our last date, Jonesy called me hey, you."
Nikki walked towards Wonder Taco. She couldn't believe she even set foot near this place. It was so gross and greasy, not to mention Julie–one of the awkwardest people to be around–worked there. The only reason she took painfully slow steps towards it was to meet Jonesy, who asked her to meet him there. The first thing she caught sight of was not Taco Julie, but her boyfriend chomping down on a burrito.
She rolled her eyes. "Oh, God. I hope I don't hear from that burrito later."
He took one look at her and scarfed down the rest of his food. His long arm wrapped around her shoulders like it normally did. "I'm glad you're here."
She didn't give a witty remark this time around because she had to get this burning desire of hers out of the way. "We're not actually going on a date here are we?"
"Nope."
"Where are we going then?"
"You'll see." He immediately took her hand and began to lead her somewhere.
Two minutes and no burrito farts later–thank God!–the Gigantoplex came into view.
She chuckled. "Ooh, the Gigantoplex. I'm not gonna have to pay for our tickets this time, right?"
"It's all on me today, but you get to pick what we see."
Nikki was impressed that he was on his best boyfriend behavior. She didn't hesitate in looking at the list of movies being shown today, which was mounted above the ticket kiosk. "How about we see that movie Don't Save Me?" It was supposed to be a thrilling action movie that got tons of critical acclaim, according to the review that she read on some entertainment website.
Jonesy purchased the tickets and handed one to her.
"Someone's being extra nice today," she noted.
"I'm just the nice guy that I always am." Someone didn't check his ego at the door, that's for sure.
Again, she rolled her eyes. "Don't push it."
They walked inside the fairly-lit theater, taking their seats in the middle section. The trailers for new movies came and went, and the main attraction began–Don't Save Me. The lights were completely off at this point and Jonesy figured it was time to make his move on Nikki. He again threw his arm around her shoulders and, to his joy, she cozied up to him. He looked at her as if he was going to flirt. In this moment, she expected another babe from him.
He impishly grinned. "Hey, you."
She gave him a playful slap. "Dammit, Jonesy!" she exclaimed, only to be shushed by the moviegoers.
Jonesy had never laughed harder.
