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The Legend of Zelda XXVVI

GDT:Navi? Navi!

Navi:what?

GDT:Get you're ass over here!

Navi:What the hell is it this time?

GDT:Listen to me!

Navi:Fine.

GDT:O.K do you sense it?The climate of. . . screw it! all of Hyrule is doomed if we don't

do something, and besides we're getting attacked by those dumb ass monsters!

Those dumb ass monsters: take this its called a bomb it explodes the enemy, here holds bomb long enough for it to eplode in his hands

Navi: I see

GDT: You must find the boy named Link, Hyrules destiny may be in his hands, now go Navi, GO!

Navi:O.K i'm going i'm going.

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Navi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! incommiiiinnnggg!

Random Kokiri:AAAHHHH!

Navi: hey I think that's his house!

Flies dead ahead...and right into the fence!

Navi: Argh!dammit that hurt... right back to business.

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Navi: hey! dumbass!wake up!

Navi: come on dammit I said WAKE UP!

TBC