Yep these are laods of unconnected short stories about TMM, most are funny and i do take requests. Nearly all will be a TMM character discovering something, so if you want a request just say which character and what thing you want them to discover
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(Kisshu walks in)
Kish: Eh? That's Pai's computer... hmmm... he's still logged on.
(Later on, Pai enters and sees Kish on his computer)
Pai: What are you doing?
Kish: Just watching some video's on youtube...
Pai: Oh then... WTF! And what exactly are those videos!!
Kish: Porn... well that's what humans call them. Pretty neat huh?
Pai: ...
Kish: (Sigh) Sure wish it was me doing that to Ichigo...
Pai: Please don't, I'll have nightmares...
Kish: Aw come on... (nudges) You say that but I bet you're thinking same...
Pai: What!?
Kish: Well I bet you wish this was you and that Lettuce girl... heh...
Pai: What? No! No way!
Kish: Then why have you get a photo of her as your desktop picture?... hehe...
Pai: I... erm... well...
(Enter Tart)
Tart: What you two doing?
Pai: NOTHING! (Covers screen)
Taro: ... Teleports in front of screen OMFG!
Pai: It isn't what you think!
Kish: Yes it is...
Pai: (Covers Kish's mouth) It isn't!
Kish: Mpmh!
Tart: Tut... tut... I expected this from Kisshu but you Pai?
Pai: Well... erm...
Kish: Aw come on Taruto I bet you're wishing you were covering the monkey kid in that right now like they are doing on the video...
Tart: What! Ewww! No fucking way! I'm too young for that!
Kish: (Raises eyebrows) So you're saying you would do it if you were older...
Pai: Oh? (Raises eyebrows aswell)
Tart: ...I gotta go, bye! (Teleports)
Kish: Now where was I, oooh that looks fun!
Pai: (Blushes) I ain't got time for this... (Walks to door)
Kish: Wait! I searched 'Tokyo Mew Mew' and I got a video of them stripping!
Pai: (Halts and turns) Really? (Zooms over) CLICK PLAY FOR HEAVENS SAKE!
Kish: Pai... naughty, naughty...
Pai: CLICK PLAY OR I'LL KILL YOU! (Gets out weapon)
Kish: Fine... (Clicks and video shows a changing room in Café Mew Mew and girls are coming in)
Kish: Looks like someone hid a camera in their changing rooms without them knowing...
Pai: It was you wasn't it...
Kish: Maybe it was... maybe it wasn't...
Pai: ...
Kish: Okay fine it was! But look... Lettuce is taking her top off...
Pai: (Eyes stare wide at screen)
Kish: Heh... Wait... Ichigo is taking her uniform off! (Eyes widen like saucers)
(The two continue to watch the mews change not realising Taruto was peeping through door and watching whole thing)
Tart: Heh... I think it's time I paid a little visit... (Teleports)
5 MINS LATER
Pai: Play it again! Play it again or I'll kill you!
Kish: Fine... fine... sheesh you must really like her...
Pai: (Takes mouse and puts video on wide screen)
Kish: Wow! They look three times bigger! (Project it onto the wall so it's even bigger)
Pai: Nods and does so and the two look at the wall
Kish: It's like... gigantic! Ichigo's look enormous! (Goes to wall and hugs wall) (So basically he's hugging Ichigo's breasts which are currently being projected )
Pai: Get out the way Kisshu! I can't see!
(Taruto teleports behind)
Tart: I got someone to see you guys!
Pai and Kish: GO AWAY!
Tart: But it's someone who REALLY wants to see you...
Pie: Damn... (Turns with Kisshu who does too only for the two to stare at the Tokyo Mew Mew group stood there)
Ichigo: What the hell are you doing Kisshu!
Mint: When the fuck did you put the camera in there!
Zakuro: You two are going to pay!
Lettuce: I expected Kisshu... but Pai aswell?
Pai: It's not what it looks like! Honest! It was all Kisshu's fault!
Kish: Hey!
Pudding: Enough talk, let's batter them!
ALL MEWS: YEAH! (Get weapons out and run forward)
Pai and Kish: AGHHHHHHHH!
Tart: (Sits on chair) This is proper entertainment... (Munches popcorn)
THE END!
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Please review lol! Oh and i am not offending Youtube in anyway, please note that!
