And here is the second installment to the 'Jobs (the) _ Should Never Do!' Obviously is the Heroes of Olympus!
It's our favorite hero this time folks, Percy Jackson!
Disclaimer: *sniffs* I don't own *blows nose* Percy Jackson D: *sobs uncontrollably*
Sea World Worker -
"So today, since you're new, you get to work with Shamu!"
"So you keep this beauty of the ocean trapped and helpless against the terror that is Sea World?!"
"Well she was born in captivity so if you fr-"
"WHALES! FREE THE WHALES!"
Undertaker-
"Isn't this supposed to be Nico's job?"
Advertiser-
"Have you ever felt lonely and looking for something to brighten up your day? Well I have just the answer! Make-A-Monster! Here you can make a little plush monster of your own! Here's how."
"Step 1) Choose from over 100 of our various Greek monsters such has Happy Hydra, Cool Centaur, and, for a limited time only, Smiley Skolopendra!"
"Step 2) Stuff your monster of choice with either Unicorn Mane, Carnivorous Sheep Wool, or Cerberus Shed/Fur! (No monster were harmed in the making of these products"
"Step 3) Now that you've stuffed your monster of choice, you can name it! Name it any thing you want, except vulgar or abusive names!"
"Now you can go to one of our branches in New Rome or the one next to the Souvenir Kiosk at Camp Half-Blood! Get your monster NOW!"
"For more information, please call 1-800-MAKE-A-MONSTER or go to make a monster .com"
Fire Eater- "I don't think that because I can control water means that you can swallow fire. I mean, I think I would be better off to that guy in the Surfer Dude outfit."
Fanfiction User-
*Percy finds fanfiction*
"Ooo! What's this? Fanfiction? Hmm..."
"Oh my gods! Fanfiction about me and my friends! How did they know! Must delve deeper."
*Percy delves deeper*
"Gasp! Leyna! The possibilities are endless! And Piperbeth! Or Annaper... either way, it's both intriguing and disgusting."
"What's Perco?"
*reads story*
"Oh."
"Take me to the hospital."
And that is story number one of my list! Ann beth and Grover had been all ready been created and will be posted soon.
Did this story want to make you eat chocolate? Or maybe kill yourself! "There is a special place in Hell for the people who stay neutral in times of crisis" - Anonymous. DON'T BE IN THAT SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL! REVIEW AND IDEAS PLESE! AND I STILL NEED A BETA! BUH - BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
