All characters ©Diznay and/or the "Cool Guy" person thing.
NOTES: This is such a... it's a... blame Shtoops, he put me up to this. If you don't understand the relevance, be grateful (or go on YouTube and search for "Cool Guy Has A Chill Day" if you're some kind of masochist).
Anna was sitting on the stoop of her house, drinking a slushie. It was cold and delicious, and steadily turning her tongue blue, which contrasted with the red of her hair nicely. What was she waiting for? Only the vast collection of Rush posters in her room knew for sure.
It was then she saw her, ambling down the street. A strain of nauseatingly infectious music heralded her return. Heart leaping into her throat, she surged to her feet and shouted.
"It's COOL GIRL!"
The slushie exploded against the pavement, sending sugary delight everywhere.
There was Elsa, seven feet tall and always grinning lewdly, her light blue hoodie stretched up over her head as she winked and cocked a finger gun in Anna's direction.
"Cool Girl…" And with that, she fainted.
Cool Girl continued down the street as the jazzy beat echoed seemingly from nowhere, hips swaying and sneakered feet slapping the pavement. She pushed a shopping cart full of snowmen, she danced on a bridge. She humped a tree. Everyone in the Lennymart gasped and held their faces to see her pass, radiating awesome.
Eventually, she went outside and sat on a car; it was not her car, it simply provided a comfortable perch for her bodacious behind. Children on the playground stared in bewilderment as snowflakes fluttered down in this strangely tall woman's wake as she flapped her arms like a glorious albatross. The dumpster and highways were no match for her presence, and spinning around on a pole, she flung random snowballs at passerby, delighting them.
Finally, when she returned home, Anna and Kristoff were drawn magnetically to Elsa's swag and ran their hands along her torso, seeming to derive awesome-by-association from the brief yet gut-fluttering experience. Yes, this had been both nothing and everything. Elsa knew it was gonna be a maymay.
~ Cool Girl Has A Chill Day ~
