Hehehe, I've been transferred to the unreality division manager of Stories w/ ThInk. Well yes I'm the only member, but I've proven to myself that I can do it! Anyway, I don't own Pani Poni Dash! nor do I own Naruto. I am merely borrowing the characters from each series for an amusing short story.
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Chapter 1: Hidden Naruto
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"They'll never find me in here," a small boy with blond hair and whiskers on his cheeks quietly said as he forced his way in.
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A soda machine sat in the middle of Konoha. Despite this nice location, and the presence of a well-known convenience store nearby, this machine wasn't used often. Not only that, no one entered the convenience store because of a rumor that the cashier had agreed to take the demon boy's change, ONCE. This rumor put the convenience store right out of business.
But that isn't important. On this day, a blond boy stepped up to a vending machine and stood on the tips of his toes to place a few coins in.
He pushed a button.
After a moment, he pushed the same button again.
Seconds later, he was pushing every single button several times before he punched the front of the machine.
"The crummy machine ate my money!" he angrily shouted before he walked over to the side and kicked it several times.
"Hey hey!" a passing police-nin shouted.
"Crap!" The kid shouted as he ran off with the police-nin in pursuit.
After a few moments of silence.
Kachunk.
A soda can fell out.
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Plink.
A
coin was inserted into the machine...
Kachunk!
...and
a soda can fell right out the slot...
Pssh...
...the
soda can was efficiently opened...
Glug glug...
...and
chugged down...
Pffffft
...except whoever was drinking from the can wasn't happy.
What the hell!" demanded a blond haired girl with her hair done up in twin pony tails.
"I come back after a long day of teaching. I wish for something nice and cool to drink. And this is what I get? What the hell is wrong with the soda machines these days." she angrily shouted as she gave the free-standing machine an swift kick.
The soda machine wobbled precariously for a moment before it stabilized and its front opened.
Hidden within was a small child with whisker marks on his cheeks. He was crouched at the bottom of the machine with a bunch of soda cans clutched in his arms.
The blond girl had a surprised look on her face as she stared down at the...6-year-old?
"Uhh...hi?" Naruto greeted. "Want another?" he asked as he took a can from his arms and held it up.
Instead of saying anything, she looked upwards before calmly reaching for one of the chilled cans. Pulling it out, and seeing that it was comfortably cool, she took the edge of the front display and slammed it shut on the blond boy's face.
She stalked off.
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Naruto crept out moments later to search for a different hiding spot.
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A/N: Pani Poni Dash was the inspiration for this scene.
