A very drunk Nico

Nico was very content with sitting in his cabin and doing nothing. But Rachel had a very different plan.
"Nico just drink it"
"No, I will not" " just drink it" "No" "Drink," RED said gesturing to the bottle of beer," You gotta loosen up" "I'M loose," whined Nico. Rachel just raised an eyebrow at the statement.
"Uh, fine" he said as he downed alcohol.

Now Nico is no light weight he can hold his drinks pretty well, but Rachel had other plans.
Sadly her plans were to get him so drunk that he couldn't walk let alone think straight. Curse you RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE!

(Hermes Cabin)
The Stoll's were the only ones at their cabin, the rest of their siblings went to some place with their dad. Both boys were happy with a night of planning mischief but everything went downhill when a very happy and drunk Nico appeared.

"Holy Shit Nico," (manly) squealed Connor. At seeing the state of the once badass son of Hades Travis fell over with laughter. Nico was so drunk you could smell the alcohol.

"Ive come here to say something... I don't what it was but you're really hot you know," slurred a wobbly teen.
Travis stopped laughing and stared at Nico," You're not bad yourse-" Nico very clumsily kissed Travis.
"Nico are you alright?" Connor said trying to pull Nico off his older brother.
"Dude, I'm drunk as a Pirate," Nico said to Connor.

"I GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I GOT A JAR DIRT!," The drunkard sang loudly.
Smirking Nico launched onto Connor a kissed him, Travis not knowing what to do but watch.

"Bye Now" Nico waved before shadow traveling away.

The door flew open. The twins still dazed turned to see a very pissed off Percy and an equally worried Rachel.

" Have you guys seen Nico," Asked Percy still trying to catch his breath. The two red heads nodded, you have no idea. With that the great hero and oracle ran out of the cabin.

"A drunk Man's thoughts are a sober Man's thoughts," stated Travis. Connor just nodded.

A/N

So this is a one shot. Unless I feel like adding to it.

_SM