Hi everyone this is my first ever fic wooohooo. Be nice and well boil me before you can fry : nothing really and I was thinking of posting something sometime soon. it is short and random
Disclaimer: I own nothing ...(looks down sadly on the floor)
Disclaimer: I own nothing ...(looks down sadly on the floor)
Naruto looked at Sasuke from the bed who was sitting beside it. They have been sitting in silence for the past 10 minutes and it was killing him .
" So...do you wanna hear a tip on how to lose weight - not that you need one - ? "
Sasuke looked up from his hand which was entwined with Naruto's, he needed a distraction from this situation anyway so he raised a perfect eyebrow at him , urging him to continue. Naruto cleared his throat and shifted in his seat " You have to do as I say so , first turn your head to the right then turn it the left . Now practice this exercise everytime someone offers you something to eat . "
At first Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows before ever so slightly widening his eyes . A small smirk appeared on his lips and muttered 'idiot' .
" What did you say ? " asked Naruto.
" Hn " was all he got as a reply before his companion resumed to reading his book . Naruto just rolled his eyes and pulled out his headset and ipod. He listened to What the hell by Avril Lavigne and an idea came to mind. He looked at Sasuke with a glint in his eye and spoke.
" So Sasuke , do you remember that time in our first year of High School when you asked me if I wanted to go out with you ? " questioned Naruto.
" Yes, and you agreed to do so . What of it ? " replied Sasuke while stiil reading through his assignment.
" I just wanted to see if you still remember it and what happpened on that date . "
Sasuke became rigid and glared at Naruto through his bangs.
" Hey hey, just saying . I didn't mean to offend you though I was quite surprised to find out that you wear -umph! " he was interupted by his boyfriend who had a hand on his mouth to silence him.
" If you ever say or even think of saying that word , your new bedroom will be the couch, " he said venemously.
" Mmph wmphponph ? "
" What ? "
Naruto removed Sasuke's hand from his mouth and said " I said, will you join me on the said couch ? "
Sauke sighed and went to put his papers and books that he will need for school tommorow in his backpack. Naruto just watched and enjoyed the view. Silence once again settled between them but this time Naruto did not let it last long.
" So, do you know why the chicken crossed the road ? "
" Oh please do tell , " said Sasuke while hiding his small but sad smile behind a blank look because only Naruto can crack a joke at times like these even when his life is withering away by the second .
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I hope you enjoyed it I first wanted to make it funny but then I realised I had no sence of humor and went with this.
Please tell me if I made a spelling mistake or something with the grammar cause you know 'practice makes perfect' and please review it would mean alot to me. Thanx.
