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My Interview With Raye
Me: Hi everyone! I'm here again after being in the hospital from some head injuries due to Serena and her Nega-whatever thingy. Today I will be interviewing Raye, a friend that Amy recommended. Hi Raye!
Raye: (Grumbling) I don't see why I have to be here...
Me: Well then, um how old are you?
Raye: What's it to you?
Me: Uh...
Raye: 14.
Me: Thanks. So, I hear you live in a temple. Are you Buddhist?
Raye: NO!!! I'm Shinto!
Me: Oops, my mistake! So, got a boyfriend?
Raye: No.
*Just then Serena and Mina and Lita barge through the door.*
Serena, Mina, and Lita: YES SHE DOES!!!
Me: Oh really, who?
Serena: This singer named Chad!
Mina: Yeah, Raye thinks he's totally hot!
Me: (Scribbling in my note pad) go on...
Raye: YOU 3 GET OUT OF THIS ROOM BEFORE I DROP KICK YOU TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: Raye you're so meeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Raye: (Shouting over Serena) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: STOP IT SERENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mina: RAYE YOU STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raye: WHAT?!?!?!?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS MEATBALL HEAD'S CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh brother...
*30 minutes and 5 security guards later.*
Me: We're back and getting started yet again with Raye!
Raye: (Grumbling) stupid Serena, dumb Lita, idiotic Mina, I should throw them into the Great Fire...
Me: Um, okay Raye, what's 2 plus 2?
Raye: 4
Me: 3 times 3?
Raye: 6
Me: 20 times 20?
Raye: 400.
Me: What's the capital of Poland?
Raye: QUIT ASKING ALL THESE HARD QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Warsaw.
Raye: I KNEW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU, I OUGHTA USE 10 OF MY ANTI-EVIL CHARMS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What are those?
Raye: AKU RYO TAI SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Raye throws 10 anti-evil charms at Me.*
Me: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Raye: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
*20 minutes and a janitor later.*
Me: (Dazed) uh...
Raye: Yes?
Me: (Shaking my head) okay, so like, um, who's your favorite Sailor Scout?
Raye: Sailor Mars of course.
Me: Why?
*Just then Serena bursts through the door.*
Serena: I KNEW YOU WERE FROM THE NEGAVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: OH SHNIKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*WHAM!!! Just then Serena whams Me over the head this time with some sort of scepter or something.*
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
*1 hour and 15 paramedics, police officers, and security guards later.*
Me: (In agonizing pain) that's...all...for...now...bye...uhhhhhhh...
Raye: Whatever.
The End
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Disclaimers: .........................................................................Ok I admit I don't own it! There, happy now?
Rated: G or Y, like all my other fics! Hehe!
My Interview With Raye
Me: Hi everyone! I'm here again after being in the hospital from some head injuries due to Serena and her Nega-whatever thingy. Today I will be interviewing Raye, a friend that Amy recommended. Hi Raye!
Raye: (Grumbling) I don't see why I have to be here...
Me: Well then, um how old are you?
Raye: What's it to you?
Me: Uh...
Raye: 14.
Me: Thanks. So, I hear you live in a temple. Are you Buddhist?
Raye: NO!!! I'm Shinto!
Me: Oops, my mistake! So, got a boyfriend?
Raye: No.
*Just then Serena and Mina and Lita barge through the door.*
Serena, Mina, and Lita: YES SHE DOES!!!
Me: Oh really, who?
Serena: This singer named Chad!
Mina: Yeah, Raye thinks he's totally hot!
Me: (Scribbling in my note pad) go on...
Raye: YOU 3 GET OUT OF THIS ROOM BEFORE I DROP KICK YOU TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: Raye you're so meeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Raye: (Shouting over Serena) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: STOP IT SERENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mina: RAYE YOU STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raye: WHAT?!?!?!?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS MEATBALL HEAD'S CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh brother...
*30 minutes and 5 security guards later.*
Me: We're back and getting started yet again with Raye!
Raye: (Grumbling) stupid Serena, dumb Lita, idiotic Mina, I should throw them into the Great Fire...
Me: Um, okay Raye, what's 2 plus 2?
Raye: 4
Me: 3 times 3?
Raye: 6
Me: 20 times 20?
Raye: 400.
Me: What's the capital of Poland?
Raye: QUIT ASKING ALL THESE HARD QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Warsaw.
Raye: I KNEW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU, I OUGHTA USE 10 OF MY ANTI-EVIL CHARMS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What are those?
Raye: AKU RYO TAI SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Raye throws 10 anti-evil charms at Me.*
Me: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Raye: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
*20 minutes and a janitor later.*
Me: (Dazed) uh...
Raye: Yes?
Me: (Shaking my head) okay, so like, um, who's your favorite Sailor Scout?
Raye: Sailor Mars of course.
Me: Why?
*Just then Serena bursts through the door.*
Serena: I KNEW YOU WERE FROM THE NEGAVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: OH SHNIKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*WHAM!!! Just then Serena whams Me over the head this time with some sort of scepter or something.*
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
*1 hour and 15 paramedics, police officers, and security guards later.*
Me: (In agonizing pain) that's...all...for...now...bye...uhhhhhhh...
Raye: Whatever.
The End
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