Okay this is my new fanfic. The idea came to me in Driver's Ed. So if its not any good, blame the car! Lol!

Disclaimer: I don't own kingdom hearts because if I did I wouldn't be at school typing this on the sucky school computers. However I do own Julian because I made him up! So don't steal please!

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'Today is the best day of my life! I'm here at this party with my best friends and having a blast! Nothing could ruin this day!'

Sora got up on the stage and spoke into the microphone, "Everyone may I have you attention please. Riku and I are…"

I yelled out, "No longer virgins?"

"No Julian!"

'Awwww he's so cute when he blushes!'

"What I was saying was that Riku and I are getting married!"

I happened to be taking a drink at the time and ended up spiting it all over Tidus.

'They are doing what! I can't believe this!'

Everyone else in the room was smiling and congratulating them.

'How can they be so calm! I mean two of our friends are GAY and getting married! ARRGGHH! What is up with them!'

Finally, several minutes later, everything had returned to normal. People were drinking and dancing like Sora hadn't made his big announcement. Sora and Riku were standing together holding hands and being all lovey dovey.

'How could they do this to me! I know they don't know about my feelings for them but still! They have broken my heart!'

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Just then an unconscious Argentinean fell through the roof! (claudiarice: Just kidding! I've been watching Moulin Rouge way too much! )

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I decided that I would work on my appearance and make them desire me as I've desired them. I would go from a geek nerd with limp black hair, pale blue eyes, and skinny as a rail to a sex god with long lustrous black hair, piercing eyes, and muscles! (claudiarice: muscles good! )

'I will have Riku and Sora begging me to be with them! They wont be able to resist me!'

I left the party with out a word to anyone.

'I have six months to woo them both. I'm going to get started as soon as I get home. Riku, Sora, you will be mine!

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Well that's the end of this chapter! Review and I'll update!