Author's Note: [Yuji Fukunaga is known as "Tranny", Yokoya is known as "Yoko", Akiyama is known as "Aki". Most, if not all other characters retained their same name]
Well darn! ahaha I'll have to think of some other way to torture Yokoya...how about hours and hours of watching Dora? lol
Yoko: "I can't take it anymore!"
Aki (prying Yoko's eyes open): "Then give up! Admit defeat!"
Nao: "A...Akiyama-san...is this really necessary...?" lol XD
Aki: "It's what needs to be done."
Nao: "...oh ok. don't hurt him too much..."
Tranny: "HEY AKI!"
Aki: "oh sh*t!"
Yoko: "did you think i would let you capture me without a backup plan?"
Tranny: "I got your letter Aki. I feel the same way "
Aki: "Yoko. YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!"
Yoko: "don't worry i took care of the dinner reservations. heh heh"
[Tranny drags aki out of the room forcefully pulling him by the arm]
Nao and Yoko are thus left in the room of Dora horrors alone. All alone. *wink *wink* WHAT WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN THEM?
Yoko: "...hey babe."
Nao: "EEEKKK! AKIYAMA-SAN!"
Aki in next room being dragged by Tranny: "Nao...senses...TINGLING!" *breaks free from Tranny's mighty strength, and then commences to kick pervy Yoko's ass* XD
Yoko: "hehehe... im not beaten yet..."
Aki: "what more could you possibly have planned?"
Yoko: "just look..."
[Aki turns to where Yoko pointed]
Aki: "I don't see... HEY!"
[Aki notices the handcuffs being placed around his wrist and the other end already on Tranny]
Tranny: "C'mon Aki let's continue where we left off..."
Aki: "hehehe.. you fell right into my trap!"
"Nao, hand me the keys!"
Nao: "you mean the keys you told me to steal from yoko last nite?"
[Nao unlocks the handcuffs as Headband comes behind Yoko]
Yoko: *grumble* *scowl*
[Headband grabs Yoko, brings him into another room, and ties him up]
Aki: "hahaha... Now the real torture begins"
[Aki put 3-D glasses on Yoko]
Aki: "Now watch Dora in 3-D!"
Yoko: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DMN YOUUUU!"
Nao and Aki stick Yoko (still tied up and gagged) in a closet.
Nao: "Erm. I know Yoko isn't very nice, but...isn't this going a bit far...? We already put him through 72 hours of Dora. In 3D!"
Aki: "Don't worry. We'll let him out after the game's over. He'll survive until then."
Nao: "Ah...Okay...just until then." Turning away from Nao, Aki grinned mischievously to himself. He knew full well that he wasn't ever letting Yoko out of that closet. Now what to do with Tranny...
Nao: "C'mon Aki, let's get going. You still owe me money! Pay up!"
Aki: "...I was hoping you had forgotten."
Nao: "Nope! You landed on Park Place, better pay up."
Tranny: "I'll pay for you if you want... "
Aki: "Fine."
[Hehe she really is obsessed with me. I can use this to my advantage]
Nao: "Tranny, I didn't know you were so kind. It touches my heart!" "I want all of us to win this game."
[36 hours later and no winner yet]
Nao: "How exactly would I accomplish that?"
Tranny: "You say something? Oh well. Gotta stay awake"
[I can't miss any chance to see my sweetums Aki...]
Nao: "Tranny could you give some food to Yoko. I think he might die. He's been watching Dora in 3-D so long and he hasn't had any food."
Tranny: "Fine..."
[Tranny gets some food, brings it to Yoko, and starts feeding him]
Yoko: "Do you want to have Aki yours forever?" "Just do as i say..."
Tranny listens intently to Yoko's words.
Yoko: " If you do as I say, Aki will be yours forever..." Tranny's eyes grew wide, and he leaned in closer to listen.
Yoko: "Just untie me, and I'll set you two up." Tranny knew better than to trust Yoko, but this was AKI Yoko was talking about! *fan girl squeal. Erm, or man-girl squeal XD*
Tranny: "...Tell me how!"
( In next room, Aki and Nao are drinking some coffee ((Aki-3 table spoons sugar, Nao-drinks it black )) -surprising, isn't it?)
Suddenly, Aki shivers.
Nao: "What is it, Akiyama-san? Cold?"
Aki: "Ah...no, nothing. I just got a bad feeling. Nothing to worry about." Nao's face went as white as a sheet. She was EXTREMELY superstitious.
Aki: "N..Nao?" Without warning, Nao grabs Aki's arm and bolts towards the living area of the Liar Game's hotel. She had to find a physic, and quick!
Yoko: "Here's what you do..."
Tranny: "I'm listening."
Yoko: "Untie me and tell Nao to come here. That way we'll both get what we want."
[Tranny unties him]
Yoko: "I bugged Aki. He likes his coffee with 3 tbsp sugar. Bring him coffee laced with my special ingredient and he will be yours."
[Yoko gives Tranny his number]
Yoko: "Once Nao is with me, call me and I'll call you with the location of th ingredient. hehehe"
Tranny: "I'll do my best!" *oh Aki, we shall be together soon!*
[Tranny leaves and searches the hotel]
[After a few minutes, a frantic Nao with, Aki on her arm, bumps into Tranny]
Nao: "Sorry. I'm so sorr..."
Tranny: "I need you to come with me Nao."
Nao: "You found a psychic?"
Tranny: "Umm... Yes!" "Though the psychic only admits one person at a time. I'll show you where the psychic is."
Nao: "Great! C'mon Aki. Tranny show us the way."
Tranny: "Let him wait here. Remember, only one person"
Nao: "Ok. Let's go meet the person!"
Tranny: *little does she know*
Tranny: "Here, Aki-chan For you..." Tranny handed the tainted coffee to Aki, and then sped down the hallway after Nao.
Aki sighed: "Oh well. Might as well have me some cup o' joe." Aki took a deep, long gulp of the innocent-looking liquid, and without warning, passed out with a loud thump on the hallway carpet.
Tranny leads Nao to the 'psychic's' closet. They step inside.
Nao: "Um...are you sure this is where we're supposed to go...?"
Yoko (dressed as a women fortune teller) replies rather creepishly: "Yeesssss Child. Come, come to my table and I will read your fortune..."
Nao: "Oh, um. It's not me who needs my fortune read...it was my friend..." Tranny stifled a snicker. Did she really believe this 'fortune teller' wasn't Yoko?
Yoko: "Now, now, Child. It will only take but a moment..." Hesitantly, Nao nods her head and makes way to sit at the table. She's always wanted to have her fortune read!
Quickly and quietly, Tranny made his way out of the room, unbeknowest to Nao. 'Time to obtain my prize..' he thought mischieviously to himself.
[Tranny went to Aki's limp, sexy *(in Tranny's opinion) body]
[She found Aki lying there fast asleep]
Tranny: "Aki, are you awake?"
Aki: "Zzzzzz..."
Tranny: "Finally my moment comes. I want to be with you forever my perfect and sexy Aki."
Headband: "What's up?"
[Tranny jumps and looks flustered]
Tranny: "Thi.. thi.. this isn't what it looks like! I'm not doing anything!"
Headband: "Aki warned me not to let you in the same room while he's sleeping."
Tranny: "Dmn! Would you like some coffee? I got it for you."
[Hands him the poisoned coffee]
Headband: "Thanks, but don't think this changes anything!"
[Headband takes a sip and passes out]
Tranny: "Now to get Aki into my room XD"
Nao: "Can you tell me what caused Aki's chill and maybe about my future love life ^_^?"
Yoko: "I'm supposed to be a psychic not a fortune teller! I can tell you something, but you first have let me put these on your hands."
Nao: "Okay! Thank you soo much!"
[Yoko puts handcuffs on Nao]
Nao: "What were you going to tell me?"
Yoko: "I'm actually Yoko and you're now my prisoner! hehehe"
Nao: "How could you? I believed you!"
Yoko: "Save you're heartfelt speech"
Nao: *sobs*
Yoko: "There there. Would you like to hold my pet mouse?"
Nao: *nods*
Yoko: "Muahahaha! Now I will reveal my evil plan!"
Nao: "I already figured it out...it's kind of self explanatory, Yokoya-san."
Yoko (looking quite disapointed): "Oh, really? Damn. Well, at least it worked! You're trapped in here, Akiyama is passed out in the other room with Tranny, and now no one can stop me from claiming victory!"
Nao: "Yokoya-san? There's still one thing I can't wrap my mind around..."
Yoko (looking quite excited): "Yes, what is it?"
Nao: "How did you know that Tranny wouldn't betray you? I mean, what if he came to his senses and foiled your entire plot? I can't imagine a person as meticulous as you would miss this important detail..."
Yoko: "Ho ho ho...quite so my dear. Quite so. I planned this all out very carefully. You see, my mice can detect, track, and even attack a gay from a mile away, and thus can report back to me all of Tranny's movements. Because they are so small, they usually go undectected. Does that answer your question?"
Nao: "Erm, yes. Can I ask another question?"
Yoko: "Sure."
Nao: "Why are your mice trained to locate gays?"
Silence.
Yoko: *sweat drop* "Lookatthetimegottarunbyeee!" Yoko flees the closet, locking the door behind him.
Nao: "...o.o;..."
Nao: "Why did he bother locking the door. It can be unlocked from the inside. Oh well, I need to find Tranny."
[Searches around for a while until finally going to Tranny's room]
Nao: "Tranny, who put that straightjacket on Aki?"
[Nao had misunderstood and thought Yoko had threatened Tranny]
Tranny: "Umm... it's all Yoko's fault!"
Nao: "How could he?" *sexy tear*
[Aki started to wake up]
Aki: "Ughh what happened?"
Nao: "It was all Yoko's fault, he threatened Tranny!"
Tranny: "Yea.. yeah it was horrible! Hold me Aki "
Aki: "I wouldn't even if I could. Besides, I'm in a straightjacket! Nao could you help me out?"
Nao: "Sure :D"
[Nao undoes the jacket]
Tranny (to herself): "God she makes me sick. She keeps me away from my man!"
Aki: "Well, there's only one thing left to do."
Nao: "What's that?"
Aki: "We gotta get Yoko and bring him to justice."
Nao: "But first we finish our game! Aki you owed me money!"
Aki: "Fine..."
[They head back to the room to continue the game]
[In another room, Yoko is hiding himself crouched in a corner]
Yoko: "They'll never understand me! But you always do, don't you Sherman."
[Yoko was talking to and petting his favorite mouse Sherman]
Yoko: "They're mean to me because I'm different :( and possibly gay." "You're al.. alwa.. always there for me Sherman."
[Starts sobbing]
Yoko: "I will get revenge for you Sherman!"
Nao, Aki, and Tranny are playing a rather intense game of ring-around-the-rosy. You really never know what the Liar Game is going to throw at you, huh?
Aki, Nao, and Tranny: "...and we all fall DOWN!" *all sit simultaniously* A whistle is blown.
Masked Man: "Okay, everyone! That's the end of this round! You may all go back to your rooms and rest. The game will restart at 9:00 A.M. sharp tomorrow. Good night!"
Nao gives a grand sigh of relief. "Oh good. We all made it through this round! :D"
Aki: "Yes. But we must always be on our toes. Remember, we can't trust anyone."
Tranny: "Ohhh Aki! You're sooo masculine
Aki: *sweatdrop* "Erm, let's go to Nao's room and talk about our next strategy...we can't let precious time go to waste."
Nao: "Right!"
Tranny: *swoons*
Yoko was spying from the next room: "Ah. Time to put you to work now, Sherman...mwahhaha!"
Sherman: "squeak squeak squeak."
Yoko: "Sherman! That was quite uncalled for! My evil laugh is perfectly suitable for this occasion."
Sherman: "Squeak."
Yoko: "Fine. As long as you promise I get part of the cheese wheel this time!"-what exactly are they talking about? XD
Sherman: "Squeak squeea squeak."
Yoko: "Fine... Afterall it's because of you that I've made it this far. I would have lost first round without your advice."
[awkward silence]
Yoko: "Let's Get working Sherman."
[Yoko starts working on his evil plan as Sherman dictated]
Aki: "Let's get started."
Tranny: "Sooo strong and commanding ..."
Aki: "ANYWAYS! Let's get that image out of our minds... seriously."
Nao: "What do you have planned?"
Aki: "Well, we can keep going like we have it for now. Keep the same strategy."
Nao: "But what about Samue and Yoko?"
Aki: "I found a way to keep them busy..."
[Samue's Room]
Masked Man: "Special delivery."
Samue: "?"
[Masked Man hands him a box]
[Samue opens it and finds a DVD box]
Samue: "Oh wow! This has the Liar Game on DVD! I can use this to win!"
[Starts watching and comes to the end of the first game]
Samue: "WHAT? I have to pay 100 million yen for the next DVD! I must have it to beat Yoko and Aki!"
[Meanwhile, Aki starts explaining his plan]
Aki: "I had DVDs of the past games made and delivered to their doorstep. The first one arrives free. The next ones cost 100 million yen each!"
Nao: "That's Brilliant!"
Tranny: "Great plan as always! That's the Aki I fell for "
[Aki shudders, backs away, and then continues]
Aki: "They'll keep buying because I advertised that I had this round and next round's game and strategy."
Nao: "But what if they skip ahead and don't buy the rest of the videos?"
Aki: "I took measures against that by including a clause that makes it so they have to buy them all and in order. That means they can't skip until the current one without buying the rest."
Tranny: "Oh Aki, you're so great let me show gratitude for your hard work."
[Aki runs out and to Nao's room]
[He locks himself in]
Nao: "Akiyama-san! You have to come out sometime...Tranny didn't mean to insult you. He's come to say he's sorry! Say you're sorry, Tranny."
Tranny: "I'm sorry, my love! Come on out, so that we may 'kiss and make up' as all lovers should! "
Aki: "...Um. Nope. Not coming out ever now."
Tranny: "*sobs* Aki, you horrible little beast! *runs away sobbing*" A few moments later, Aki opens the door to Nao.
Nao: "Aki! You came out! :D"
Aki (checking right and left down the hallway): "...He gone?"
Nao: "Um, yes." Suddenly, Yoko appears at the other end of the hallway.
Yoko: "Sherman? You really want me to go talk to them? Okay! Okay! No need to get sassy...Akiyama! I have something important to say to you!" Yoko makes his way down the hallway to meet our two heros.
Aki (mumbling to himself): "Oh come on! I have to deal with the Tranny and now this mice loving freak? Could the people in my life be any more disturbed?"
Nao: "What was that, Akiyama-san?"
Aki: "Oh, um, nothing, Nao... *feeling ashamed for calling Nao disturbed, even if it was by accident*"
Meanwhile, in Samue's room...
Samue: "These DVDs are da bomb! I'm going to win for sure!" Sumue hears someone knocking on the door. He answers it.
Samue: "Tranny?"
Tranny (dramatic tears have ruined his flawless makeup...darn it!): "I'm pissed off at both Yoko and Aki. Let's work together and win, or separately and lose!"
Nao: "It's okay. Don't worry about it!"
Aki: "That's good."
[Yoko just stands there waiting for the conversation to end]
Nao: "I know you wouldn't say anything to hurt the one you love!"
Aki: "H-h-how did you kno-"
Nao: "Just kidding. Aki, why is you're face red?"
Aki: "...No reason."
[Awkward moment]
Yoko: "Anyway I hate to break up two lovebirds, but I need to talk."
Aki: "We're not!"
[Gets ready to punch Yoko]
Nao: "No Aki don't!"
Aki: "Fine! What do you want mouse freak?"
Sherman: "Squeek squeeek squeak."
Yoko: "Thanks Sherman! You always know what to say to make me happy. Here's a piece of cheese."
Aki: "Did all this have a point?"
Yoko: "I saw what happened there with Tranny. He/She will no doubt run to Samue."
Aki: "So, she can stay over there for all I care. That man/woman is creepy!"
Yoko (slightly angered): "The point is that you will be weakened and I'm willing to form a temporary alliance. What do you say?"
Aki (grumbling): "Fine. Only for the sake of the team."
[Yoko leaves content and walks away hugging Sherman]
Aki: "That man's a creep!"
Nao: "Yeah, but nothing can be done to help him. Anyways, what should we do now?"
Aki: "I'm gonna get some sleep. I advise you do the same."
Nao: "Okay. Night!"
[Nao went to Aki's room to sleep while Aki slept in Nao's room]
[Meanwhile in Samue's room Tranny starts sobbing]
Tranny: "It isn't fair! Why did he have to be so mean. He broke my heart /3"
Samue: "Forget about him. You don't need him."
Tranny: "Thanks for listening to me.
Samue: "No problem."
Tranny: "I always get like this when he is mean to me. I..I just feel so depressed."
Samue: "There there. Let me invite you to join my cult."
Tranny: "Really? You'll teach me tou're ways and care for me?"
Samue: "Of course. Now, my child, get some rest. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow."
Tranny: "Okay. Thank you!"
Nao: "zzzzz (sleeping peacefully)" Her door creaks open omniously.
Door: "CRRREEEEAAAAKKKK" There is a lone figure outlined in the doorway...that figure is...SHERMAN! Sherman scuttles easily across Nao's floor, followed by his far-less subtle companion, Yoko.
Yoko (whispering): "Psst! Sherman! Are you sure this is okay?"
Sherman (whispering?): "Squeak squeak squeak."
Yoko (still whispering): "Ok...I am pretty good at messing with people's minds..." Yoko sits in a chair next to Nao's bed, where she is still passed out. "Time for the hypnotism to begin..."
Meanwhile, in Aki's room...
Aki is jolted awake from a deep sleep.
Aki: "Nao...senses...TINGLING!" Aki jumps out of his bed and runs to open his door-only to discover it's locked!
Aki: "What? Why can't I get it open?" Evil chuckling can be heard outside.
Tranny: "If I can't have you, then no one can! Mwahahaha!"
Samue: "And I can't afford to lose a cult member again, so...I back him up!"
Aki: "...O.o; I'm surounded by idiots..."
Aki (to himself): "I can easily fix this situation."
[Aki picks up the phone and dials room service]
Aki: "Yes, I'd like your finest cheese delivered to my door and wrap it."
[A while later the Masked Man comes to the door and slips the cheese, wrapped up like a present, through the mail slot on the door]
Aki: "Perfect! hehehe"
[Aki puts the cheese on an article of Tranny's clothing that he "left" in the room]
Yoko: "Hehehe let the hypnotism start..."
[Sherman smells the mix of gay man clothes with the cheese and is drawn mindlessly towards it]
Sherman: "Squeeeeeek!"
Yoko: "Sherman! Come back here! Don't leave me! You're my best friend."
[Sherman makes his way to Nao's door where Aki is]
Tranny: "EWWW... GET THAT VERMIN AWAY!"
[Samue attempts to stomp on it, but it gets into Nao's room]
Aki: "Hehehe gotcha Sherman!"
[Aki captured the mouse and moments later Yoko came into the room]
Yoko: "Give back L'il Shermie!"
Sherman: "Squee squeeek squeeak (don't call me that)."
Yoko: "Sorry Sherman, I won't do it again."
Aki: "I knew you were obsessed... but that is just plain weird."
Yoko: "I need Sherman!"
Aki: "You won't get him back until the end of the competition because you were gonna hurt Nao."
Yoko: "How did you know."
Aki: "...I just do."
Yoko: "And here you call me creepy."
Aki: "Do you want me to dispose of Sherman?"
Yoko: "Nooo. Fine, I'll comply!"
Aki: "Good!"
Yoko (silently): "Bstrd!"
Aki: "What did you say?"
Yoko: "Nothing..."
Aki: "Good, let's keep it that way."
Samue (whispering to Tranny): "Dmn, he's whipped."
Tranny: "Uh huh. I like the way Aki can do that "
Samue: "Remember, he is the enemy!"
Tranny: "Yeah, but he's still super hot!"
Samue: *sigh*
Aki, while holding Sherman captive, goes to Nao's room and shakes her awake.
Nao: "...Huh? What...? Huh? A..kiyama-san? Wh-what are you doing here...?"
Aki: "I just saved your a$$, that's what. Could you lock your door for once? I mean, really! Come ON, Nao! We're in the middle of a competition here! With creepy old men!"
Nao: "So..sorry, Akiyama-san..." Aki sighed.
Aki: "It's alright...I'll tell you everything in full detail later. But we gotta get moving: I have a bad feeling Tranny and the old man are up to something..."
Noa: "A bad feeling? -!" Aki clasped his hand over Nao's mouth with his free hand.
Aki: "No fortune teller's. It was just a figure of speech. Chill. Let's get going." Nao reluctantly nodded in agreement.
Meanwhile, Tranny and Samue were spying on our two heros.
Samue: "Dmn! Their on to us!"
Tranny: "That's my Aki-chan~ !"
Samue: "He's the enemy! And plus, he's totally whipped already. Give up."
Tranny: "A very FINE enemy. *growls creepishly* Dmn that Nao-brat!" Samue rolls his eyes.
Samue: "We got to keep away from them. The plan is still in progress..."
Tranny: "Nope, it's finished! (takes out microwave pizza) And it sure smells delicious!"
Samue: "...The PLAN you twit! Not the pizza!"
Tranny: "...What do you have against pizza?"
Samue: "UHG. Is pairing up with you really beneficial...?"
Tranny: "Let's follow them to see where they go!"
Samue: "Are you going to check out what their plans are or just stare at Aki the whole time?"
Tranny: "I'll try to help you scout out their plans, but Aki's sooo attractive that I always end up looking at him."
Samue: "Anyway, let's just tail them. You will hopefully have some use.
Tranny: "YAY! We're stalking the sexy Aki!"
Samue: "Be quiet!"
[Aki took Nao to a safe place outside so that they could talk]
Aki: "We need to come up with a good plan... No Psychics or fortune tellers!"
Nao: "But I love psychics and fortune tellers!"
Aki: "The only people here are the players and the game administrators. Therefore, there are no psychics!
Nao (with innocent face): "There aren't? That's so depressing!"
Aki: "It'll be alright... wait, we have to talk about Tranny."
Nao: "You're deciding to date him/her?"
Aki: "Ewww... How could you say something so sick? NEVER EVER!
Tranny (sobbing): "You jerk! You sexy jerk! How could you say that about me you sexy man beast?"
[Tranny runs away giving no time to respond followed by Samue]
Aki: "Is there no place on this Island that we can talk alone!"
Nao: "What were you saying about Tranny before?"
Aki: "Oh, yes. She is working for Samue's team."
Nao: "Why would she do that?"
Aki: "Do I really have to say?"
Nao: "So she left because of what you said to her?"
Aki: "Yes, to put it shortly."
Nao: "How could you be so mean to her?"
Aki: "Sorry Nao, but she kinda deserved it."
Nao: "Don't be so coldhearted."
Aki: "Fine! I will try to be less hostile, but how would you like a girl tranny following you around just staring at your body?"
Nao: "Well..."
Masked Man: "Attention to all outside, please return to the mansion!"
[They returned to the mansion and slept in the same room to avoid other teams causing trouble]
Tranny couldn't help but notice that Aki and Nao went off to sleep in the same room, and as a result became very suspicious.
Tranny: "That beotch! I won't let her lay a finger on my precious Aki, even if he is a meanie!" Tranny rushes into the suspected room and picks the lock... only to find that Nao is sleeping silently on the bed while Aki has passed out on the couch on the far side of the room.
Tranny (yelling): "Thank God!" As expected, Nao and Aki wake up and see the intruder.
Aki: "Tranny!"
Nao: "What are you doing here?"
Tranny: "Erm..." Suddenly, Bandana bursts out from behind a curtain and pins Tranny to the floor.
Bandana: "We got him, Aki! Your plan worked!"
Aki: "Yes. I knew he wouldn't be able to contain himself."
Tranny: "Get off me, beotch! Only Aki can hold me!"
Nao: "Um, I think it's time for my part of the plan?"
Aki: "Yes. We'll be waiting for you here! Only you can pull this off, Nao!"
Nao: "Come to think of it, what was my plan?"
Aki (hits forehead): "Code name Arney-Bay"
Nao: "Oh yeah!"
Tranny: "What do you have planned for me? Tell me!"
Nao: "Well first, Headband will have to tie you up. Sorry, but it's a safety precaution. But, on the plus-side that idea was Aki's."
Tranny: "Aki, my darling, I love your sexiness. If it's Aki's will, then let it be done!"
[Headband ties Tranny to a chair]
Aki: "Cue the show!"
Nao: "Okay! Just let me put in the DVD."
[Once the DVD was in and the TV turned on, Barney appeared]
Barney: "Let's make friends with everyone!"
Tranny: "No, I want Aki. I don't care about anyone else."
Barney: "Let's sing a song. I love you. You love me. We're a happy family."
[The song continues]
Tranny: "NOOOO..."
Aki: "Headband, could you gag him so he doesn't talk? It's giving me a headache."
Headband: "I'll sacrifice my headband to the cause! Goodbye headband..."
[Tranny is gaged and her noises become more bearable]
Aki: "Nao, do you have the aspirin with you?"
Nao: "Got it right here!"
[Hands aspirin to Aki and he takes it with milk]
Aki: "That's better."
Nao: "I think my plan is working!"
Tranny (mesmerized): "I love you. You love me. We should all live in equality."
Aki: "This is strange how well it works."
Nao: "I bought the one for curing gays. It sends subliminal messages that make gay people straight."
Aki: "I would have preferred giving him shock therapy, but this works."
Nao: "That was too violent of an option!"
Aki: "Let's leave him like this until the morning and see how he's progressed."
Nao: "Okay. That sounds good, but...what about Samue and Yoko?"
Aki: "I was thinking about doing the same thing to Yoko. But Samue's not gay, so...we'll have to think of something else for him."
Un-Bandana: "I have a plan! Come over here so Tranny won't over hear it..."
Samue (cooking bacon in his hotel room): "Bacon in the mornin bacon in the evening bacon at supa' tiiiimmmeee!" Knock knock Samue opens the door to...Yoko!
Yoko: "Greetings, old one. I've come to politley ask you to...STOP FREAKING SINGING, YOU BASTA'D!"
Samue: "*weeps*"
Yoko: "He..Hey, I, uh, didn't mean to make you cry..even if you're disgusting-" Suddenly, Samue karate chops Yoko in the back of the head.
Samue: "NO ONE complains about my singing...FOOL." With great stealth, Sherman, who had been sleeping in Yoko's pocket, makes his way to the only other gay in the hotel-Tranny. Little did Sherman know that his gay-radar would not work on Tranny for long...hurry, Sherman! He's your only hope!
