Kaiba goes good

Our story begins when Seto Kaiba is at the psychiatrist

Dr.MINAMILATORATITO: so, what's the problem?

Seto: what's the problem?! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?!?!?!?!?!?

Picks up Dr. M and slams him to the ground

Seto: I lost in my favorite card game so now my life has been shattered to pieces.

Seto: my brother was sad, my parents are dead, and I'm too rich!

Dr. M: Can I have some money?

Seto: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID IDIOT GONNA BE DEAD IN A SECEND FOOL!

Dr. M: well maybe you should loosen up a bit. You know, be nice for a day.

Seto: fine, but if it does not work, I'll drown you in my blue eyes pond in my blue eyes garden dedicated to 3 cool cards called the blue eyes.

Dr. M: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. how 'bout not.

Next day

Seto: *yawn* Wow, what a nice day! (I already hate this)

Mokuba: brother! Breakfast

Seto: yippee! Whoohoo! Hot diggity! What's on the menu bro?

Mokuba: cries and runs away screaming

Seto: 23 hours and 58 minutes to go. I can wait that long.

Takes a book out and starts reading

23 seconds later

Seto: what's the point of going through with this if I'm just gonna sit here all day? Door suddenly bursts down and Mokuba emerges with security

Mokuba: there he is!

Seto: well hello gentlemen! How can I help you?

Security man #1: nice try! Now who are you and where's the real Kaiba?

The door (which was magically brought up again) burst down

Yugi: My doc says I should be mean for a day, so give me all ya goods

Security man #2: now what kind of doctor is that?

Yugi: a good one, so gimmie all ya money and no one gets hurt!

The door burst down again

Joey: are we too late? To stop yug?

Tea: Yugi! Snap out of it!

Tristan: Hey, It's Kaiba!

Joey: that slime ball!

Yugi: yea, slime ball! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Keeps laughing until suffocates and collapses, his friends take him to the hospital soon after

Door bursts down again

Bakura: where are they, did I miss them nooooooooo!

Kaiba: they just brought their good friend Yugi to the emergency room, he laughed to hard. But please stay for a while!

Bakura runs like heck

Door bursts down again. Nintendo cast emerges

Mario: wherea isa peacha?

Link:....

Ash: yea!

Pikachu: pika chewy chew chew chew chew

Spits out gum

Pikachu: god, that's been in there for years

Seto: I'm starting to get uncomfortable

Mokuba: HELLO!?!?! GET HIM?!?!?

Security grabs Seto and throws him in a dungeon

Mokuba: and fix the door!

So, what did ya think? Please review!

I do not own Yugioh, Nintendo, yada yada bing bang