Link and Navi were on their way to Hyrule to visit Zelda when it began to rain...drastically.

"How'd that happen so fast? The gray clouds weren't even here a couple minutes ago." Link said while holding the Ocarina of Time in his hands.

"Link, you played the Song of Storms... of COURSE it's going to start raining you idiot!" Navi yelled, shaking her head in disappointment.

"Well, when I play the Song of Storms in Lon Lon Ranch, it never rains. How come it only rains when I play the song in Kakariko Village?" Link asked, completely dumbfounded.

Navi sighed. "That' just the way Nintendo made it Link. SO STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!" Navi had to gasp for air after finishing her statement.

"Well, I don't think you're the one with the Master Sword, now are you Navi?" Link grinned menacingly.

Navi bobbed up and down. "I don't CARE if you have the Master Sword or not, either way you're STILL the biggest moron the world has ever seen!"

"In that case... maybe I should just leave you here to in your FAVORITE village!" Link said happily, his eyes glittering with the idea.

"What's that supposed to mean? I HATE this village! Everyone that lives here is an IDIOT!" Navi huffed for a couple minutes before Link spoke up.

"Well, then say you're sorry." Link crossed his arms and stared at the huffing ball of light that was straight across from his face.

He saw the ball of yellowish light slowly change colors. At first, it just stopped there, not moving, not even breathing. However, in a matter of seconds, the ball of light went from yellowish, to light blue, to green, to a lavender color, then finally to pink. As a few more seconds passed, the pretty pink that was just glowing turned into a fiery red from which came the echoes that began filling all of Kakariko Village.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN APOLOGIZE!" Navi yelled at the top of her little lungs, which, obviously was very underestimated by Link. He gulped.

"I HAVE PUT UP WITH YOUR IDIOCY, STUPIDITY, RETARDEDNESS, THICKNESS, SLOW PACE, AND FOR WHAT? TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY? I DON'T THINK SO!" Navi's fiery red glow simmered down back the way it came from pink, to lavender, to green, to blue, and finally, to the yellow glow she once had.

After returning to her normal state, Navi looked up to see a deathly pale Link, shivering from the demo of hell he just got. She started laughing suddenly. Link just stared at her, color returning to his face.

"What the hell is so funny?" Link asked annoyed and confused because he didn't see any humor in this at all.

"Your face. You looked as if you just went through hell." Navi replied, trying very hard not to laugh so loudly.

"I think you missed it. I DID go through hell you stupid fairy." Link spat back at her coldly. "Why were you so mad at me?"

Navi started laughing even harder, which made one of the workers (A/N: think the running workers in Kakariko Village from Ocarina of Time) stop next to the moving bubble of light and say, "Is that a fairy? If it is, I seriously hope it doesn't die laughing. Oh kid, you might wanna get some water or something, you look like you've just seen a ghost." with that, the worker wiped some sweat from his forehead and ran off.

A vain suddenly popped out of Link's forehead as he drew the Master Sword from his side by it's hilt. He called out to the worker. "Hey, come back here a sec, I need to ask you something."

Link smiled evilly as the worker drew closer. Navi then tried to regain control of her laughter, but to no avail. Just as the worker stopped in front of Link, a flying squirrel came out of nowhere, and was about to land head-first into Link's hat.

The worker was catching his breath as he stopped. He rested his hands on his knees and began to pant. "Yeah kid? Whadd'ya want? I'm pretty busy you know."

Link looked at the guy disdainfully. "What are you busy doing? EATING? UGH. How much do you weigh?" Link shook his head in disappointment. "Anyway, do you enjoy life?" Link asked, pure innocence in his voice.

"Yeah, why wouldn't I? I mean, sure, I was about to get married a couple years back, but, I left my fiance in the middle of the ceremony 'cause I was hungry. I went to my cousin's house to eat, and, I found the most beautiful thing lying on the table there...immaculately." the worker said, closing his eyes, please with the memory.

Link looked at this guy like he could've sworn he was insane. Who the heck leaves their fiance in the middle of their wedding because they're hungry? And what the hell does immaculily mean? Ugh...I hate big words.

"Ok... what was on the table? Some kind of topless dancer or something?" Link asked, wondering what the heck was so beautiful that this guy closed his yes when he remembered. Unfortunately for Link, he couldn't think about that much since Navi was bouncing up and down on his head, smacking it to the best of her ability to teach him not to be so rude.

"Link! How could you ask that? Are you insane?" Navi managed to spit out, eve though Link had grabbed her chibi wings effortlessly by the fifth time she bounced on his head.

The worker waved his hand nonchalantly. "It's alright, it's just... she was so beautiful..."

"So it was a topless dancer, wasn't it?" Link asked, a smirk appearing at the edge of his lips. Moments later received quite a large bump on his head from his favorite fairy, Navi.

"Link! Will you PLEASE shut up!" Navi half asked, half yelled into Link's ear as she lowered herself to sit on his shoulder.

"No... it wasn't a topless dancer... even better. It was a beautiful salomi, cheese, and ham sandwich." the worker closed his eyes once more, and, to Navi and Link's disgust, he started drooling.

"Ewww..."Navi muttered into Link's ear.

"Yeah I know." he replied back, whispering so that only Navi could hear, even though the worker was in some kind of sick daze, which probably prevented him from hearing anyway.

"All right then!" Link said, remembering why he was even talking to the guy. "Now it's time for me to kill you!" he grinned broadly, happy he could take his anger out on someone annoying and disgusting.

"WHAT? IS THAT WHY YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME? YOU DEMENTED CHILD!" the man began to run as Link pulled his sword out quickly.

Link was about to slice the man's head off while his 'shoulder angels' were arguing. Not only were they having their little argument which in itself was already bad enough for Link, but the worker took off and Link had to start running with his 'shoulder angels' bickering.

"Link! You would never do that! Just cause you were mad at the stupid fairy doesn't mean you should kill an innocent man!" Link's right (good) shoulder angel said indignantly.

"Don't listen to him Link! You know you have to kill this guy! He was probably in league with Ganon! And you do remember that Ganon wanted to kill Zelda right?" the left (evil) shoulder angel said convincingly.

"Did it ever occur to you that I'm the good angel and I'm on the right side? Eh?" the right shoulder angel asked coldly.

"Why I ought to rip your little throat off and-" but before the evil shoulder angel could finish his statement, the "good" angel tackled him.

Both of the little angels were having their little war on Link's shoulders while Link was still chasing the worker. Finally, after about ten more minutes of this, the worker stopped in his tracks to take a breath, unable to run around the small village any longer.

"Finally! It's about time you stopped running you stupid baka!" Link yelled as he raised his sword above his head.

Just then, Navi caught up to Link wide-eyed. "Link, why? You would never do this! Why would you kill an innocent man!" Navi asked in disbelief. "I mean, I know he just helped along with your anger and all but--" she was cut off.

"He's in league with Ganon! I know it! HE WANTS MY ZELDA!" Link yelled loudly enough so that all the villagers could hear.

Right when Link was already swinging his sword, a flying squirrel leaped from one of the houses unto Link's hat. The squirrel bit his hair and just stayed like that until Link dropped his sword.

"What the-" Link stopped in mid-sentence. "WHY IS THERE A SQUIRREL ON MY HEAD?" Link started running around in a circle until he finally got off course and slammed his body into a wall.

"Well, at least my point of you being a moron was proven." Navi said optimistically.

"Yeah... and I didn't get my head chopped off." the worker said gratefully. He shuddered at the idea as he rubbed the palm of his hand against the back of his neck.

Link had gone unconscious, so the squirrel took this opportunity to take off. As it began running, however, Navi used her whole body to grab the squirrel's tail before it could leave. She put all her body into the action, since it was her only chance of stopping it.

"Oh no you don't! You bit Link's head! What if he got an infection? It would be all your fault!" Navi glared at the squirrel. Though, after a moment of glaring, she began laughing hysterically.

"Wow... wait till our dear princess hears about this." Navi smiled to herself mischievously. This is too good. He could defeat monsters, one-eyed creatures (and at these times it's very convenient to stay in his hat), and he's even been able to talk to Zelda at times without stuttering, but, for him to run into a wall just 'cause of a squirrel is too tempting to let go. FINALLY! I can blackmail Link! Heh... let's see him call me puny one more time...

After about an hour and a half, Link finally woke up. "Ok... what hap-" just then Link realized what had previously taken place. "WHERE'S THAT DAMN SQUIRREL? I'M GOING TO KILL IT!" Link's eyes momentarily changed color, as for some reason they'd been doing lately when he was really angry.

"Wow... calm down Link. It was just a s-" Navi was once again interrupted by a raging Link.

"When I get my hands on that scrawny, little fluff ball, we'll see who's the one laughing..." Link said as he sheathed the Master Sword, realizing it was right next to where he had been lying.

"Well, see, actually Kito took it to keep." Navi said bluntly. "I can't blame him either... that squirrel did save his life." Navi looked up at Link warningly.

Link started walking backwards and tripped over a random tree root. "Uh... what did I do? And who the heck is Kito?" Link asked nervously, his bangs sticking to his forehead due to all his nervous sweat.

"Well, he's the worker YOU tried to kill. That basically answers both questions, correct? Oh yeah... I forgot to mention that I'm going to hold that squirrel incident on you for the rest of your life." Navi smiled proudly after saying this.

"YOU WHAT?" Link asked in disbelief. If this puny, little fairy tells Zelda about this... I really think that she's not going to... ugh... what was the word again? It started with an 'l'... I know it did! Damn! Ooh! LIVE! YES I GOT THE WORD! Link smiled idiotically due to his 'discovery' and was now laughing triumphantly.

"What are you so happy about?" Navi asked, surprised and confused by Link's sudden change in moods. "You better not be thinking about Zelda again or I'm going to hurt you."

"What if I was, eh? It's not like you can really hurt me you puny-" that's were Navi drew the line.

"CALL ME PUNY ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR I'LL TELL ZELDA ABOUT THE SQUIRREL!" Navi raged, her vain popping out of her head once more.

Link turned deathly pale again, fear spreading through his veins as Navi's outraged yells echoed in his somewhat very empty head. I wonder how a fairy so puny can yell so loud. Oh well... I just want to get back to Hyrule Castle and see her... see Zelda. At this thought Link blushed, which caused him to cast his eyes downward.

"What's wrong Link? Trying to hide your blush again? It's not going to work with me. I've been your fairy for too many years for me not to know what you think about. Heheh... I'm sure Zelda would just LOVE to hear how much you like her." Navi teased, but stopped after realizing Link would convert to a tomato if he reddened any more than he was already.

"Let's just go Navi. I want to see her already." he barely whispered, even though his thoughts suddenly drifted to steak with rice. Food... I haven't had that in days now! I just realized how hungry I am. Hm, maybe Navi has some food. Link glanced hopefully at the fairy, then realized she was way too small to be carrying food. Well, this just means I'd better get going.

With that, Link and Navi traveled down the steps of Kakariko Village.

Author's Note: Okay well...this is my first Zelda fanfic and I started it to get a little fresh air from another small project (which is currently on hiatus) but anyways, at the moment and probably for the next few chaps it wont have a clear point but worry not! Cause it WILL have one...just...not yet. For the time being, it's just gonna be a hel of a lot of randomness. Oh yeah, flame it, comment, review and all that...and if you do flame, please...no cussing. Cause I wouldnt give a damn but if you curse, then I have a problem. Anyways, please enjoy!