A Really Quacky Tale:

Naruto was sitting on his bed after doing 5 hours of chakra-training.

He flopped down on the bed and closed his eyes.

Noise: "SQUEEK-FART-SQUEEK"

Naruto: "Whoops"

Naruto pulled out his bath rubber duck from under his backside.

Naruto: "Now, I have to wash it...AGAIN"

It had been happening all week, since the Sasuke transformation.

Loud voice: "Naaaruuutoooo!"

Naruto: "Is that you God?"

Loud voice: No, you cow head! It's me, Lady Gaga!"

Naruto: "OMG! Lady Gaga! I, like, know all your songs!"

Lady Gaga was wearing a goose hat and duck boots.

Lady Gaga: "What's that smell?"

Naruto: "Oh holy Manga!"

Naruto had forgotten to spray his house with his new 'NARUTO BODY AND HOME SPRAY'

Lady Gaga: "You stink!"

She walked out and jumped into her rubber duck boat and floated away singing 'Poker Face'.

Naruto: "Awww, man. That was such a good song! "

THE END!

NOTE: I was fooling around when I wrote it...please feel free to comment!

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