A Really Quacky Tale:
Naruto was sitting on his bed after doing 5 hours of chakra-training.
He flopped down on the bed and closed his eyes.
Noise: "SQUEEK-FART-SQUEEK"
Naruto: "Whoops"
Naruto pulled out his bath rubber duck from under his backside.
Naruto: "Now, I have to wash it...AGAIN"
It had been happening all week, since the Sasuke transformation.
Loud voice: "Naaaruuutoooo!"
Naruto: "Is that you God?"
Loud voice: No, you cow head! It's me, Lady Gaga!"
Naruto: "OMG! Lady Gaga! I, like, know all your songs!"
Lady Gaga was wearing a goose hat and duck boots.
Lady Gaga: "What's that smell?"
Naruto: "Oh holy Manga!"
Naruto had forgotten to spray his house with his new 'NARUTO BODY AND HOME SPRAY'
Lady Gaga: "You stink!"
She walked out and jumped into her rubber duck boat and floated away singing 'Poker Face'.
Naruto: "Awww, man. That was such a good song! "
THE END!
NOTE: I was fooling around when I wrote it...please feel free to comment!
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