FMA not mine
Amanda: ok people by this point I have no idea what I'm doing, all I know is that every single little story idea that pops up in my head becomes one of these:
It was a sunny day as Edward opened his eyes. "Oh boy another day….another problem" he said as he jumped out of bed and landed on his paws. With his bum in the air and tail up he stretched once again, making his way to the bathroom he scratched himself. "Wait a second….did I grow shorter or something!" ed exclaimed as he looked up at the doorknob, luckily it was open a little so he squeezed through the crack.
Edward jumped up on the sink and looked in the mirror: what he saw was a golden-haired Jack Russell (I don't think that's possible but who cares?) with tawny eyes. "WHAT THE HELL!" he barked. "Brother! Brother! Look what happened to the colonel!" holding up a black cat with two white front paws ((his gloves)) who looked particularly pissed off. Roy meowed and looked at Ed: there were a lot of crashing and banging going on while Ed chased Roy. A lifelong dream Ed thought while looking up at Roy in a tree. " I am going to make you pay for this Full metal!" he hissed from the tree.
A few days later….
Ed wagged his tail as he lay there in the sun soaking it all up. " Ahh…no worries…" Al was happily playing with Roy who actually enjoyed being a cat. He rolled on his back and swatted at the feather ball hanging from a string, he just hoped no one would remember this. Ed got thirsty and since he couldn't reach the sink or was just too lazy too he took to the toilet.
Then something happened….
With a flash and a few sparkles the scene was an interesting one. Roy was in Al's arms with a toy in his mouth and purring. Edwards head was in the toilet. Ed pulled himself out and looked at himself, "finally! Dammint!" he acted as nothing ever happened. As for Roy he lived the rest of his days as a human cat…
No not really but he did work Ed's ass off for what he did but he was nicer to Al. I mean he rubbed his tummy didn't he?
this is one of the stupidest things I wrote. It makes no sense but hey that's me review and say whatever you want please.
