A/N: I'm bored and I don't wanna go to school tomorrow… But that has nothing to do with this. I don't even really know what I'm typing right now so PREPARE FOR SUPER CRACK!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! YAY CAPS LOCK!
It was a warm summer night and Ino and Choji were walking calmly out of a restaurant together. It was Friday, a.k.a, the night Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji would all go out for dinner together. But Shika was having a bit of a break down tonight upon realizing his hair made his head look like a giant, pale pineapple.
So, tonight it was just Choji and Ino. The young Akimichi had savored every moment of being alone with his only female teammate. Some would say he had a lot of respect for her, seeing as she could relentlessly fangirl over Sasuke for the majority of her life. Of course, some people were stupid and didn't know what the Hell they were talking about. Choji was in crazy stupid teenage love with Ino. It's not that he liked her loud, controlling, overbearing personality. Oh no. He loved the fact that she had blonde hair and blue eyes.
You may be thinking 'well that's not so great. Who cares what her hair and eye color are?' Well two people think it's great and those same two people care a lot. They are Choji and Hitler. And Choji just so happened to worship Hitler. What can I say: He's a teenager. He's just going through a faze.
In fact, this Nazi-Worshipping faze had only started that morning, for no reason whatsoever. At which point Choji ran out to buy an engagement ring for a certain little blonde and informed Shikamaru of his seriously weird hairstyle. He also kicked a few puppies and stole candy from a couple kids on the way. Because that's the kind of thing that crazy Nazi-in-training McDonalds-lovin' marshmallow boys do.
Now, they were walking back to Ino's house in silence, and Choji had decided it was time to make his move.
"Ino," He said stopping. She turned to face him and he continued. "I've been wanting to tell you something important for a while now; Ever since this morning in fact! I need to tell you that…" He took a deep breath and Ino looked at him expectantly. "I hate you. You are a loud, obnoxious, creepy stalker of a fangirl. You smell like dog buns and you cannot pull off the emo hair. However, since you have blonde hair and blue eyes, and I am looking to revive the Nazis, I want to know," He got down on one knee and pulled a cheap plastic ring out of a King Soopers bag. "If you would marry me?"
One incredibly graphic and painful scene involving a blonde beating the hotdogs out of an oversized marshmallow later, Choji was tending to his black eye and broken bones on his way to Naruto's house. What? The ring had cost him 50 cents! He wasn't about to let that go to waste!
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A day after the wedding -which was held the night Choji proposed- our favorite little marshmallow filed for a divorce. Choji wanted children, dammit, and if Naruto wasn't willing to even try, he was going to have to take some drastic measures.
And by drastic measures, I mean getting Temari to start wearing blue contacts.
Yeah, I just went there.
A/N: Okie dokie, there you go! Please review! Next up: Shikamaru!
