Pop Rocks!
Disclaimer: I wish I was JK Rowling, but, sadly, I am not. That means that I did not make up these outstanding characters.
Summary: The HP gang gets a shipment of strawberry soda from Arizona. Hhhhhmmmmm…
One shot!
Set Scene
We find our winsome threesome in the Great Hall at breakfast, chatting merrily. When the owls swoop in, everyone notices three particular owls with a large package tied between them. As there is no room on the Gryffindor table, the owls land with a thud on the floor, in front of our own Harry Potter.
End Scene Setting
"What's this?" Harry asked, inspecting the package.
"Well," said Hermione, without looking up from her paper. "It seems to be a package."
Ron and Harry glared at her.
"We realize that," they said in unison.
Straddling the bench, Harry lifted the heavy box and put it in front of him. He ripped the paper off, and opened the box. After digging through the packing peanuts, Harry pulled out a letter.
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to send you this shipment of strawberry soda pop, with our gratitude.
Sincerely,
Magic Soda Co.
Phoenix, Arizona
"Soda pop?" asked Harry, confused.
Hermione put down her paper. "It's a very popular, carbonated Muggle drink, full of caffeine and sugar and artificial flavorings. It's quite good."
Harry pulled out a slender bottle, and pulled off the cap. He sniffed the red liquid inside, and then took a drink. "Wow," said Harry, and then polished off the bottle in thirty seconds. "There must be fifty bottles here." Hermione drank a bottle too, but it took her longer. Then Ron tried it. All three of them loved the soda.
"Let's drink all of this today!" said Ron.
"No way," said Hermione. "We'd have to skive off all our classes!"
Harry and Ron looked at each, got up, and dragged Hermione to the common room. Thirty seconds later, Harry was back to get the soda.
After tying Hermione to a chair, Harry and Ron sat down to the box of soda. They drank some, and poured some into Hermione's mouth. By lunch, they were all on caffeine highs. Harry was laughing maniacally, Ron was poking Hermione's cat, and Hermione was shaking in her chair with a creepy smile on her face. Suddenly, Harry stopped laughing, "Bathroom!" he yelled, and went to the bathroom. He came back and continued to laugh. The day continued like that, until everyone came back to the common room. By then, the soda was gone and everyone had calmed down a bit. But, when it was time for bed, the three of them could not sleep. Instead, they crept around the school and made messes for Filch to clean up.
Note- I hope you enjoyed that smidget of a story. I am going to write some for anime shows, too! The Dark Lady commands you to review, or you will be hunted down by her awesome boyfriend, the Dark Lord This was my first fanfic, so I hope you liked it. Please review!
My sister gave me the idea for these; I just put it into words. Read her stories! Her pen name is skyriing.
