OMG! I need to stop it with the fanfic ideas. But, the gears inside my head won't stop rolling, so I gotta type to control my sanity…
Wait, what sanity?
Voice: I was just about to ask you that.
*LeGasp* How are YOU back inside my head?
Voice: I am you. And you are me. We're each other.
Don't confuse me dammit.
Voice: Noah owns nothing. Not even her mind, sanity, or her being.
SHUT UP!
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Operation: Professor Dante in Affect!
Summary: Dante goes to Hogwarts in order to slay a powerful demon that threatens to harm the students. However, students have been possessed and made to do horrible things. Can Dante solve the mystery of the Dungeon Demon AND survive fifth year? MAJOR Malfoy and Umbridge bashing. Though I love Malfoy. He's just fun to bash. During fifth year
Humor/Mystery
Prologue: New Mission
Dante was seated, feet kicked up on the desk, a magazine plopped on top of his face, and his head back. Snores could be heard from the famous Devil Hunter, possibly dreaming about women in his mindscape. He mumbled, "Oh boy…It's my lucky day…"
More snoring.
A loud "pop" sounded throughout the room, waking Dante with a start. He quickly sat up and fumbled for one of his trusted guns.
A stranger was standing not far from the door. He wore sea green robes, half moon glasses, a large sea green hat, and weird looking shoes. He was old, maybe in his late seventies, early eighties. "Who are you? We closed at nine and I could have sworn that door was locked."
"Excuse my intrusion, young Mr. Dante, but I have a proposition for you. That is, if you accept my offer." He held out two large golden coins. "There is more, and I promise I'll pay you in advance if you accept."
Dante stared at the large coins in the old man's hand. "Holy…Is this a dream?" he asked. "I must be dreaming."
The old man chuckled. "No, this is quite real."
Dante sat back and stared up at the man. "So. What's the job?" he asked, totally forgetting how the old man got into his shop. The old man adjusted his glasses and cleared his throat. "Mr. Dante, at my school for Witchcraft and Wizardry, a demon has been released. A terrible demon, one that has been possessing my students and making them do horrible things. Two students have died as a result, and I had to take action before any more students were killed." he explained. Dante whistled. "So, you want me to kill this demon?"
The old man nodded. "And also be a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. The one we have is terribly dreadful." He said.
Dante shook his head. "Teaching a bunch of brats isn't my thing. Sorry, pops."
The old man was silent, as if thinking. Then he smiled. "But I was hoping to pay you double if you accepted."
Dante threw his head back and sighed. "Yeah, okay. When do I start?"
"Now."
The old man grabbed Dante's shirt and a rush of energy flew passed them. Dante felt as if he was going down a skinny pipe. When he finally felt the wind die down and earth under his feet, Dante opened his eyes, only to gawk at the amazing structure in front of him. "This is a school?" he asked, bewildered.
The old man nodded. "Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Mr. Dante. I am Albus Dumbledore. The Headmaster."
The two walked down the hill and to the school. "What about Trish and-"
"Its already taken care of. As is your things." Dumbledore explained.
Dante nodded in acknowledgement.
Little did he know just what he was up against…
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Trish arrived at the steps of Devil May Cry just moments later. She stared at a note tied to the door handle. Then, she took it and read it.
"Dear ladies,
I'm sorry to steal Mr. Dante from you, but there was an important matter to be taken care of. He will be gone for a little less than a year, so what ever you do, do not panic when you read this. He will be back in one peace.
Sincerely,
Albus Dumbledore
Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
P.S. If you have any questions, just send an owl. There should be a selected owl already perched up on the rail."
Trish stiffled a laugh. "Who's worrying?" she asked no one in particular.
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Hope you enjoyed! ;) I did.
Next Chapter: "First Day of Torture"
