Houin Kyouma, mad scientist, borderline commitable, savior of the world, but what happens next?

The MicroWave Ophone (Temporary Name) has been destroyed, the time machine never built, and the future gadgets laboratory has nothing more to do. What will be his next adventure?

Well, he could open a ramen shop... no, people tend to avoid all shops in the street in which his lab is based, and Mr. Braun would just scare people off with his Schwarzenegger body build.

A technology museum?

...yes, view the seven really shit contraptions we threw together over time, minus the impressive microwave oven that could make gel-bananas, send texts back in time, or your actual conciousness itself.

With no real income, and an ever increasing rent, there must be something that can be done...

Maid café, no. Museum, no. Noodle shop, no. Supermarket... how did that even make it on paper?

No, what it needs to be is something wild, exciting...

And then it hit him.

"Lab nembers! Today is the day! I have had the epiphany to end all-"

"WTF, just say it!" says supa hacka, Daru, not turning from his screen.

Okabe just sighs. "We need money, right? And we are not making money. Mr. Braun hates my guts, and our rent is increasing daily. But I have the answer!"

Insert guffaw.

"We will open... A PORNO SHOP!"

The laboratory is silenced. Kurisu gets up slowly, and walks toward Okabe.

"This... is your plan...?"

And like that, he was KO'd by the biggest book his assistant could find.

But this has truly sparked an idea. This will definitely work!

And Mayuri seemed keen to join.

"Ah! It'll be like cosplay!" she says beaming. "And Mayushii can make costumes for the shop too! And Ruka-chan will finally cosplay!" The girl is truly beaming.

Daru was visably aroused when it was mentioned that Faris would be asked.

"Faris will be... be... hah..." but she hasn't agreed yet. But if it means that it will bring money in, then it must be a good plan!

But Kurisu is still pissed off.

"I am not performing sexual acts for the likes of... of him!" she yells, pointing at Daru, who returns a hurt glance. "Even if it brings in money!" Well, she'll join someday...

Rukako will be hard to convince. Sure, people will love to see such a cutie in the buff...

But he's a guy.

His attire already draws much attention, and even gets the attention of low-anglers...

But he's a guy.

He has feelings for Okabe, and is likely to do as he asks, either out of respect, fear, or love...

But he's a guy.

This will take a long time to work out...