Hey this isn't my best fic but who cares and i have know idea why Yugi is chibi. R&R

Disclamer: I don't own Yugioh

"Once upon a time in a far away galaxy there were three pigs. The oldest was named Ham, the second oldest was named Pork and the youngest was named Bacon." Yami read this story to chibi Yugi while making up half the things he said. "Then all three pigs moved into their own houses. But first they had to build. The youngest pig said I will build my house out of sticks. The second oldest said I will build my house out of straw. The oldest said I will build my house out of bricks.

" 'Ami…dis is borwing!"

"Well you were the one who chose the story"

The next morning Kaiba came knocking at Yami's door begging Yami to duel this was unusual because Kaiba did not have to beg. He would just have to ask him over and over again.

"FINE… I will only duel you on one condition" Said Yami sounding as angry as Joey yelling at Kaiba

"What is it then pip squeak" Kaiba said

"Umm… I forgot" Yami said. Kaiba anime flops and then yells

"What do you mean you forgot?"

"Well it just" said Yami

"Cut the talk let's just duel" Kaiba said

Chibi Yugi, Yami and Kaiba all walked to the duelling arena. Yami and Kaiba started to duel. In the middle of the duel Kaiba summoned a monster and Yami started to laugh.

"What? Why are you laughing?" Kaiba said angrily

"Just look at your monster" Yami said wiping his eyes. Kaiba looked at his monster and found that there were holes in it. Kaiba wondered why those holes were in his monster. Kaiba then looked down at Yugi.

"What? Yugi stop it." Kaiba said to Chibi Yugi

"But why? I is bord"

"Just please keep you tiny hands away from the holographic projector" Kaiba said

"Kaiba? Watts a howogwaphic pojecta?"

"Never mind Yugi. Now let's get back to our duel"

Two hours later the duel ended because Yugi keep putting his hands in front of the holographic projector

"Dat was fun. Wasn't it Ami?"

"Sure was Yugi"