AN: I am a major Facebook fanatic, and I love the Percy Jackson series. So I decided to make a Percy Jackson Facebook page :)

A little guide to help you:

Italics = likes

Bold = Name and tags

Normal = Well, you can figure this out on your own


Percy Jackson: Almost made it through Yancy. This would be the first time in six years!

Sally Jackson likes this


Sally Jackson: Oh sweetie! I'm so proud! I cannot wait until you get home!

Gabe Ugliano: You better not even be thinking of coming back, punk!

Sally Jackson: Hush, Gabe dear. Percy, when you get home, I have blue candy for you!


Nancy Bobofit: Why on earth would we need to know Latin? Like it's going to say on our job applications, "Please explain why Kronos ate his kids."

Mrs. Dodds and 13 other people like this


Mr. Brunner: And why, Percy Jackson, to paraphrase Miss Bobofit's excellent question, does this matter in life?

Grover Underwood: Busted XD

Nancy Bobofit: Shut up

Percy Jackson: Uhhh, I don't know, sir

Mr. Brunner: Hmm, half credit then


Percy Jackson: Does anybody know who Mrs. Dodds is?


Grover Underwood: Uhhh, no?

Percy Jackson: Not funny, man, this is serious!


Grover to Percy: Come to my place over the Summer!

Half Blood Hill
Long Island, New York
(800) 009-0009


Percy Jackson: Okay. So, like, to visit your mansion or something

Grover Underwood: Or, if you need me...

Percy Jackson: Why would I need you?

Grover Underwood: Well, I sorta have to protect you...


Gabe to Percy: Give me your cash.


Percy Jackson: I don't have any cash

Gabe Ugliano: You took a cab, used a 20. Probably got 6, 7 bucks in change. Am I right?

Percy Jackson: I hope you lose

Gabe Ugliano: Your grades came in! I wouldn't be so snooty!


Sally Jackson: Going to Montauk with my baby!

Percy Jackson likes this


Gabe Ugliano: You... You were actually serious about that?

Percy Jackson: I knew it. He won't let us go

Sally Jackson: Of course he will. I'll make him the 7-layer dip. The works.

Gabe Ugliano likes this

Gabe Ugliano: This is coming out of your clothes budget!


Grover to Percy: Where were you? Did you not tell Sally Jackson? It's right behind me!


Sally Jackson: Percy! What happened at school! What did you not tell me?

Percy Jackson: Um, Mrs. Dodds tried to kill me?

Sally Jackson: Both of you in the car! Now!


Grover Underwood: Fooood...

The Minotaur likes this


Percy Jackson: No... Mom...


Annabeth Chase: He's the one. He must be.

Chiron: Silence, Annabeth. Bring him inside.


AN: Done with the first chapter! ^_^ Short, I know. But what do you expect? It's a Facebook page XD Well I hope you enjoyed! I'll update tomorrow. I'm too lazy right now. Please leave a review! It's nice to know an author's work is appreciated. It's a bit slow, but it'll pick up speed, I promise