101 Ways to Kill Umbridge Anime Style (I give credit to Espoir Noir for coming up with the origianal idea, and I am just adding the anime items)

(How many anime can you name from the list?) Author

(This list belongs to Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger, and anyone else who hates Umbridge as much as we do) H.P.

(Why don't we come up with ways to kill her with anime characters?) H.G.

(What's an anime character?)R.W.

(Ron, anime is the Japanese cartoons you love so much)H.P.

(Oh)R.W.

1. Have her be the first ever Spring of Drowned Toad Woman .H.P.

(I feel sorry for the person who falls in that spring) R.W.

(Yes) H.G.

(By the way Hermione, why are you writing this list too?) R.W.

(Because the toad woman deaserves to die) H.G

(You must really hate her then) H.P.

(Yes, I do) H.G.

2. Have her be the Black Cat's target practice R.W.

3. Tell Inuyasha she has a jewel shard in her neck H.G.

(Really Hermione, Inuyasha?) H.P

(Yes Harry, Inuyasha. I happen to like that anime.) H.G.

4. Have her marry Voldomort H.P

(This is suppost to be anime Harry) R.W.

(So? I thought of it, and Voldomort would kill her, then himself for having been with her) H.P

(Two birds with one stone) H.G.

(What?) R.W.

(Muggle saying Ron) F.W.

(Hey, this is our list Fred!) R.W.

(The top said any one who hates her as much as we do, and we do) G.W.

(Oh, yeah) R.W.

(Do you even know what anime is?) H.P.

(Why Ickle Harry, you insult us.) F.W.

(Of course we do, now on to the list) G.W.

5. Make her Washu's lab rat F.W.

[All wince]

6. Make her try one of Urd's potions G.W

7. Have her try Akane's Cooking R.W

[Again all wince]

(Oh wait, Umbridge is coming, put it away!) H.G.

(That was close!)H.P and R.W

8 .Have her tell Lina Inverse she is flat chested R.W

(She would blast her with a Dragon Slave) H.G

Amelia that she is evil H.P

(Dead in seconds)F.W

10. Have her go up against Youko Kurama G.W.

(Youko Kurama is hot!) H.G.

(Hermione, you think he is hotter than me!) R.W

(Yes Ron) H.G

(Aww!) R.W

(Hah hah!) H.P, F.W, G.W

11. Have her call Hiei short F.W

(Oh yeah!) G.W

(Will you go now? We can finish it ourselves!) H.P

(Yeah, yeah, we're going) F.W, G.W

(Finally, they're gone!) R.W.

(Ron, you know Umbridge has been trying to get your attention for the past 10 minutes) H.P

(yep, and I'm not gonna answer!) R.W.

12. Have her insult Akane and then she goes flying on Akane Air H.P.

13. GIve her to Stein H.P.

(Disection!) R.W

14. Shackle her to Patty H.G

(Huh?) H.P and R.W.

(Umbridge wants order, Patty is the most unorderly peron you could ever meet) H.G

(Ah, good one!) H.P

15. Make her Mihoshi's Co-piolet H.P

(You would hear her scream all the way from Juri) H.G

[R.W. nods]

Gryffindors Granger, Potter and Weasley,

I took this up in class yesterday because you were not paying attention. On a proffesional level, I must protest the missuse of classtime to write such absurdity. As this is personal property, however, I feel I should return it to you.

(By the way, if anyone hears of me returning this to you, or of the additons that I have made, I will turn you into potion ingrediants!)

16. Write Umbridges name in Light's deathnote

17. Inform the Hellsing opperation

18. Have her become the third child and die in the first fight

(How does Snape know what anime is?) R.W.

(He is a half-blood Ron) H.G.

(oh yeah!)

19. Introduce her to Marik H.P

20. Introduce her to Peguses H.G

(I said that!) H.P

(no, you said marik, I said Peguses) H.G.

(Whatever, on with it) H.P

21. Have her participate in a shadow game R.W

22. Get her to go to the Death-T amusement Park H.P

23. Introduce her to Hiei whe he was evil H.G.

Dear Harry, Ron, and Hermione,

I am sorry that this item was taken up in your charms class. Snape let slip of a parshment in our last faculty meeting, and we had to see if it was appropriate. As you are insulting and plotting against a teacher, if this item is found again, hose points shall be taken away.

(By the way, hope you don't mind the new additions)

Headmaster Dumbledore

24. Put her on the speedway racetracj and run her over A.D

(Why Albus, I didn't know you had an evil side!) M.M

(for her, I do) A.D.

25. Transform her into a Sailor Senshi and die of either embarrasment or being killed by a yoma F.F

(The next ones are not anie related, but should be done) M.M.

26. Drown her in the great lake M.M

27. Hang her by the whomping willow M.M

28. Land on the whomping willow M.M

29. Throw her in the forest and have her meet a 'half-breed' M.M

30. Give her to Filch M.M

31. Have the dementors kiss her and then drown her M.M

32. Feed her to the Giant Squid M.M

33. Shoot her with a muggle gun M.M

34. Throw her out of the astronamy tower and land in the lake, being eaten by the squid M.M

35. Bring her up on a broom, go as high as possible, and drop her to her doom M.M

(Someone's a little upset) A.D.

(Yeah yeah, shut Up Albus!) M.D.

[Harry, ron, and Hermione stare at the parshment in shock]

(I didn't know Minerva had so much hate in her) R.W

(Who doesn't?) H.P and H.G

(Oh, yeah, right) R.W.

36. Have her teach Negi's class H.P.

(That would be chaos!) H.G

37. Have her meet Naraku H.G.

(Really, again Hermione?) R.W

(Yes Ronald) H.G.

38. Have her call Sesshomaru-sama Fluffy H.G

(That's a good one)H.P

[Ron shakes his head]

(I don't get what you like about Inuyasha)R.W.

(Ronald, I can like whatever I wish too! Stay out of my buisness!) H.G.

(Fine!)R.W.

[Ron stomps away]

(Did you have to be so harsh on him Mione?) H.P

(Yes, I did. If I hadn't, the git wouldn't have gotten the point!) H.G.

(Umm, okay. I will just come back when you calm down) H.P.

(Then go!) H.G.

[Harry walks away to join ron, leaving Hermione to calm down and calm her temper]

LATER

(Are you calmed down yet?) H.P

(Yes Harry, I am, as long as Ronald isn't a git again) H.G.

[Ron walks over]

(Sorry Hermione, can I join you?) R.W.

(Sure) H.P and H.G.

[Ron sits down and thinks about ideas]

(Hey, can we join you?) F.W and G.W

(Sure, come on) H.P

(We have some more ideas now) G.W

(Well write them!) H.G and R.W

39. Introduce her to Happosai F.W

(What would that do?) R.W

(Why Ronikinns, it would make Happosai want to kill her for being so fat and ugly, and he would probably be

so mentally scarred that he wouldn't steal woman's underware for an entire day) G.W.

(Oh) R.W.

40. Have her fall into spring of Drowned Panda G.W

(I've always wanted to see what a half panda- half toad looks like) F.W.

41. Make her eat Akane's cooking F.W

(We put that already) H.P and H.G

[Fred and George look at list]

(you did, it seems...) F.W.

(but it is so torturous and deadly that we are putting it again!) G.W/

[Ron groans and puts his face in his hands]