Kenny hid his playboy magazine in his textbook, a classic pervert's move. A wise move in Kenny's opinion, no one cares about who won World War II, they care about boobs and pussies. He felt himself grin as he looked at one of the hot blondes, that is until he glanced upwards and saw Bebe sitting right across from him. She was just staring him down, "What?" he muffled out.

Kenny's classic parka hoodie never came off.

Bebe sighed and shrugged, "I don't know."

She just continued to stare at him. He tried to focus on something else but she just kept staring him down. Directly and bluntly watching him. He fidgeted and waited until a few minutes passed then said, "Can you stop staring at me?"

"Why?" she asked almost exactly like Craig, a monotone, lifeless, bored tone that could drive anyone to sleep. "Am I making you uncomfortable?"

Kenny fidgeted some more, "No…"

She leaned on her hand and gazed into his blue orbs, "Am I turning you on?"

Kenny's eyes widened with shock and happiness. That is until she started giggling and returning to her usual girly persona. At least she was showing human emotion, even if it was stupid-teenage-girl emotion. "Fucking whore." he muttered angrily. "No one likes a tease."

She stopped staring and stood up, Kenny suspected her to leave without another word but that's not what she did. She instead walked to the other side of the table and sat on top of it right in front of him, "You really want me to be your whore?"

Kenny looked at her again and cocked a brow, "Who wouldn't?"

She purred and lifted his chin, so he was now staring into her alluring eyes, "I bet your good in bed."

He grinned and instantly closed his playboy. Now she was making an interesting conversation, "You'd win that bet."

She bit her lip flirtatiously and twirled her hair. Classic porno, seduction move. "Well maybe," she paused and caressed his hooded cheek with a sly smirk, "Maybe you could demonstrate for me."

"Anytime." he growled and wiggled his brows.

She chuckled, "Ooo." He winked and she got up to sit on his lap. Now he was probably going to get a boner, like it mattered, she's hot! "We could have some fun tonight. My parents are out of town."

Now it was officially a dream come true. He didn't even half to bother seducing a girl, she came to him! He nodded, "Sounds like a plan."

She frowned, "Well it depends…"

He instantly frowned, "What?"

"I have a little problem." she pouted.

His eyes widened, he would not lose another fuck! "I can fix it!"

"Well, I just have a question." she fluttered her lashes.

"Ask away."

She paused and took a deep breath, "If we participate in sexual intercourse-"

"I got condoms." he attempted to reassure her.

She rolled her eyes, "No! If we participate in sexual intercourse-"

"You may be at risk of catching an STD…" he muttered quietly.

She sighed, "I already have two!" she shot him a glare, "If we participate in sexual intercourse-" she paused again and glared in case he were to interrupt, he didn't, "Will you reveal your face?"

He was kind of shocked by the random question, "What?"

She started playing with the zipper to his Parka, simply avoiding eye contact, "Well yeah, do you keep your hood on?"

He thought for a minute, "Actually, I usually do…"

She smiled sheepishly and stared up at him with a glint in her eyes, "Damn, you're such a mystery."


Random pairing, random drabble, I was bored... :)