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Katniss is the black sheep in her family. She desperate for a boyfriend that her family will love. What better way than to Kidnap Peeta a gorgeous guy who walked into the diner where she worked at. Read on


Peeta had no idea where he was or how he got here all he knew was that a woman with thick bad hair curly hair stood in front of him. He was handcuffed to a chair, and had a splitting headache.

Katniss stood in front of him with far more bravado than she ever had.

She recalled how she got into this mess. It started with her hair going horribly wrong. Then she got the worst table, with the blond impossible woman and the man who now sat in front of her. Things were so out of her hands, and all because of her family. Katniss did not want to spend another Christmas personifying the family loser. It was Joanna Mason who got her into this mess after she had gotten fired.

Katniss was emptying out her locker when Jo came into the back "Hey brainless let me walk you out."

Katniss wiped her face then scowled. "That blond plastic got me fired."

"Nah Haymitch will hire you back as soon you get back." Jo grinned looking over her shoulder as she opened the door to the back.

"You sure?"

"Haymitch's got a heart of gold and he has a soft spot for you." Jo tapped her spiked biker boots against the door.

"How am I going to deal with my family?"

"Look outside in your car."

Katniss frowned as she closed her locker. Jo was up to something, she had that maniacal look to her face. Katniss stepped outside and there slumped in her back seat was the beautiful blond man with the dazzling blue eyes. "JO what have you done?"

"When the plastic ditched him I gave him some of my special coffee."

"JO", Katniss wanted to yell but she was horrified that someone was going to catch her and she was going to go to jail. Her hands spread on her windows. "What the hell did you give him?"

"A little morphling, he'll be out through the entire trip. If you leave now you can beat your family and convince blue eyes to be your boyfriend."

Katniss eyes grey eyes looked like twin moons on her face. She was aghast but at the same time this plan sounded good. At least with a guy like him she would not seem so pathetic to her family. "How could I ever?"

"Simple" Jo showed Katniss a picture of the man's Jaguar. "If he doesn't help you, his car gets it."

It sounded so easy at the time. So much so, they covered him up with blankets and Katniss sped away. Thinking nothing of what she was doing until found her self staring down at him. Katniss had no where to hide. She was not good at confrontation, she normally argued then ran. Taking a deep breath she nodded before speaking.

"Listen to me carefully I am kidnapping you for the weekend."

Peeta had duck tape over his mouth and could not speak. He narrowed his blue eyes on his kidnapper. She was a little thing, did not even reach his shoulders. Peeta wondered how she managed to carry him or for that matter kidnap him.

"I am going to take your tape of but don't bother screaming we are alone."

Peeta expected her to rip off the duck tape, but she took her time remove it wincing and saying sorry when she thought she hurt him.

"Better?"

"No you kidnapped me!"

"I had to do it and you are perfect." He was th type of guy girls drooled over.

Peeta struggled to get loose, "Perfect, perfect for what?"

"You are going to pretend to be my boyfriend. My family will be here at any moment. If you don't my friend Jo has your freaking Jag and she will destroy it." Katniss whipped around her phone, to show the man who she kidnapped, his car inside that machine that crushed cars at the junk yard.

Peeta's blue eyes opened up at the sight of his car. He personally did not care about the car, okay he did. The car was brand new, but it wasn't the car it was the toys for the kids in the trunk of his car he cared about. "Why should I do this?"

"My family is perfect. I have a young sister who is a Doctor and works at a hospital that deals with kids with terminal diseases. My Mom just won Nurse of the Year, My dad well he's great, he a self made man. He was a miner and put himself and my mom through school, he's an engineer now"

"And you?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

Peeta frowned outside of her bad hairdo and the kidnapping she was not bad. She had a pretty face. Exceptional silver eyes and it sounded like she loved her family to pieces. He was oddly attracted to her. "No?"

"I am the bad sheep in the family. I haven't amounted to a hill o'beans."

"What do you do?"

"I hunt and wait tables, until today. I was fired today." Katniss said slumping down on the floor.

"Wait you the horrible waitress'

Katniss winced "Yeah, I know I was going to pay your bill, but your girlfriend complained to my manager. Effie is a real stickler."

Peeta felt bad instantly. It was Glimmer who was giving her the problem. Nothing the waitress did made Glimmer happy, she did not do dinners off the side of the road. She actually left him behind while her friends came and got her. "I am going to marry her, Glimmer."

Katniss was surprised, "REALLY?"

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Well it's just," Katniss thought about the plastic blond he was with. There was nothing on that girl that was real from her extensions to her ass. Injected silicone is what Jo called them. "She doesn't look like your type."

"Then what is my type?"

Katniss blushed then diverted the conversation. "I am sorry about this but I was desperate."

Peeta looked at her and he could see her vulnerability, the girl underneath the scowl and sarcastic remarks was human. He sort of liked her, he frowned and told himself he wasn't supposed to like her. He focused in on his situation, she had kidnapped him, his anger came back. "Okay but tell your friend if anything happens to my car, I walk away."

"OKAY" Katniss nodded.

"Well," Peeta wiggled his hands.

"Oh sorry," Katniss took out the key from that hung from her chain. "You try to leave and your car is toast."

Peeta grinned, "What is your name?"

"Katniss, Katniss Everdeen."

"Well Katniss, Katniss Everdeen, my name is Peeta Mellark and if you so much as touch my car I'll put you behind bars."


Authors Note: Well what do you guys think? Let me know

End of part one, next up Meet the Everdeens