so, i was just sitting around when I got this vision of Johnny teaching little kids. And then this happened.
Nny: La la la. Oh! hello children! I'm Jhonny! But you can call me Nny! Hee hee! Today, we're going to learn about Sharks!
Children who are watching Nny: oooohhhh aaahh.
Nny: Sharks...are monsters that live in the sea!! They usually grow to about 80 feet long and they have fangs as big as your head!!
(children scream)
Nny: Oh! But don't worry! They won't eat you! You kids aren't tasty enough! After all, YOU'RE just mad eof bacon. What the sharks are REALLY after is blood.Does anyone know what blood is?
Children: Nooooo...
Nny: I see. Well, blood comes from people! Like your teachers! Here's some advice, walk up to your teachers and say "yo! Teach! Time to die!" And then, thrust a knife deep into their heart! yay!
Children: yaaaayy!
Nny: And now that we've learned about sharks, lets learn about the letter of the day!
(the letter J walks in. Children squee with joy, unaware of the horrors that is the letter J)
Nny: J stands for Johnny! (That's me) And Jimmy! And Jhonen! And Jay!
kids: yaaaay!
Nny: Now, lets ask Mr. Letter J some questions! Do you cute little kids have any questions?
a kid: what do ya do for fun Mr. J?
J: well, I like to -censored-!!!
(children are silent. nny smiles. J smiles as well.)
J: Yup! It's my FAVORITE thing to do!
Nny: That's very nice Mr. J. But now it's time to move on to the object of the day!
(children squeel with anticipation. They can't wait to find out what the object of the day is)
Nny: The object of the day is...DYNAMITE! Alfread Nobel invented Dynamite y' know.
(Children smile and begin to wonder what dynamite does)
A random kid: What does dynamite DO nny?
Nny: ha ha. Well little timmy, why don't you find out for yourself? Here, just take this match and stick it that string right there.
'little timmy': like dis?
Nny: Yes! Now just wait!
(while kids crowd around the dynamite, nny goes underground into a bomb shelter. An explosion can be heard offstage. Yes, this is now offically taking place on stage.)
(Nny walks out of the bomb shelter and looks around at the piles of dead children. He smiles and looks at the person reading this fanfic)
Nny: Well, this concludes our show! Make sure to tune in next week when we learn about ALLIGATORS!
this script thing disturbs me.
