15 Ways to Annoy Voldimort
Call him Voldymoldy.
Call an interior designer and make the death eaters quarters in to a plushy land.
Call him a potato face because inside or potatoes are white.
Die his hair lime coloured and flavored.
Get him a Barbie for his Birthday.
Paint his room purple and orange.
Paint his bathroom hot, I mean HOT pink.
Take the death eaters on a shopping spree.
Take the death eaters to a rock band.
Take away his chocolate privileges.
Buy him a pair of bunny slippers.
Have his Mommy come to work.
Have him go on a blind date with….
…a pop movie sensation.
Tell him not even a million years of makeup could fix that face.
