15 Ways to Annoy Voldimort

Call him Voldymoldy.

Call an interior designer and make the death eaters quarters in to a plushy land.

Call him a potato face because inside or potatoes are white.

Die his hair lime coloured and flavored.

Get him a Barbie for his Birthday.

Paint his room purple and orange.

Paint his bathroom hot, I mean HOT pink.

Take the death eaters on a shopping spree.

Take the death eaters to a rock band.

Take away his chocolate privileges.

Buy him a pair of bunny slippers.

Have his Mommy come to work.

Have him go on a blind date with….

…a pop movie sensation.

Tell him not even a million years of makeup could fix that face.