Warning! The following story will make no sense oncesoever! It is a humor story, and my humor kinda sucks.

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Smash Manor, daytime

"ATTENTION ALL SMASHERS! DUE TO CARELESSNESS BY CRAZY HAND, ALL BATTLES AND CHALLENGES ARE NO LONGER ABLE TO CONTINUE!" Master Hand announced.

Wolf snarled, "How lucky for you Star Fox. You get to live another day."

"Watch what you say Wolfy, you're going to be next," Falco returned.

DK and Bowser were close. They had a fight that was going to settle who was better between the two old villains. It wasn't anything that the two of them could do. In their rage, the two stormed off. Yoshi was relieved. He had been scheduled to referee that fight. He, Mario and Luigi took advantage of the break to go get some good pasta.

Captain Falcon and Snake also were relieved, however they didn't show it because the battle between the two of them to win Samus over was still going on. So they both went out for a drink.

'You know what they say, keep friends close to enemies closer,' the two thought as they went out.

Red was mad. He was going to finally teach Olmair a lesson for constantly trying to change Ivysaur into a Pikin. Olmair couldn't gather the courage to face him so he ran with Lucas and Ness into the game room as the other two meet up with Popo and Nana to play the newest video game.

Figuring that everyone else was going to be bored out of their mind, King Dedede came up with a "logical" conclusion. He waddled his way to Master Hand's office.

"So Dedede, what's this idea of yours to keep the house intact?" Master Hand shudders at the thought of what happened the last time this happened.

"Well, it would require the old studio to be repowered. Call it, an Improve thing," The giant penguin said.

As Triple D, as called by the younger smashers, explained what he was thinking, the legendary five swordsman (yes five, Roy, Marth, Link, Metaknight, and Ike) tried once again to find another member to join them.

"So you're sure you saw him going this way Marth?" Link asked.

"Yes, he was heading towards the game room," Marth responded, "I still think that Toon Link and Young Link shouldn't team up with us."

"Yeah, both are a bit on the annoying side," Roy said putting his hands behind his head.

"Oh shut the hell up Roy! You're just saying that because Marth buys your beer for you," Ike says.

Roy doubletakes as he turns to Ike, "You know about that!?"

"I do now," Ike laughs as Roy turns red and moves towards his sword.

'What a bunch of fools. How did I get talked into this? Maybe I should have followed that other guy,' Metaknight thought to himself.

That "other guy" was sitting on top of the tree outside listening to "Staring at the Song". He had planned on doing that anyway. He had gotten a day off from any fighting, a rare event in the Smash Manor.

"Great, so I can't even get to enjoy it," the guy says to himself as he closes his eyes and waits for the next giant explosion to occur.

Sure enough, the next earthshaking explosion caused the poor smasher to fall out of the tree. Even though he had wings, it wasn't helping him because he kept hitting branches on the way down. And at the bottom, he landed on his back.

"SO that's where you were Pit!" Peach exclaimed as he tried to get up.

'Oh dear Gods no!' Pit thought to himself, seeing the eyes of Peach.

Peach had been constantly trying to get Pit to do some really aggressive dancing, strange tea parties and other things. Every time that look appeared on her face while the two were alone sent chills down Pit's spine.

'Wait a second, does she think that I'm-" Pit started as a wing grabbed him from out of nowhere and pulled him out of harm's way. . . mostly.

"OW OW OW! WATCH THE WINGS!" Pit shouted as he was dragged down the hallway.

"Sorry, but you've got to be part of this!" Triple D said as he continued to pull Pit down the hallway.

"DAMN IT! I'M NOT GAY!" Pit shouted as he managed to break the hold of Dedede.

Dedede looked shocked at him, "Wait seriously? Which girl are you trying to get with then?"

"Just one? Who says you can't have all three of them?" Pit asked after checking to make sure none of them were around.

"Well. . . I was kind of thinking that one of them could help me on a little thing that I'm trying to get started. Pikachu and Lucario are working on the set."

"Set?" Pit tilted his head looking at the door behind Dedede. It was indeed bigger than the room's door gave way as Pit forced his way into it to see a bunch of toads working the cameras, Pikachu powering up the lights and Lucario moving things around.

"So whacha think?" Dedede asked Pit.

Pit noticed the bleachers, the desk, the chairs, piano, and green screen. It all was new to him.

"Okay I'll bite, what is this?" Pit asked.

"Welcome to the world of Whose Brawl is it Anyway! The show where the points don't matter!" King Dedede said.

"Okay. . . so counting me, how many people you got?" Pit asked.

"One." The giant penguin said.

"One?"

"One."

"……."

"……"

"What about Lucario and Pikachu?"

"Remember Lucario's humor? And Pikachu. . . well most of us don't speak Pokemon."

"So that's the real reason you grabbed me from Peach?"

"Yeah. Need some help."

"Ike, Samus and Link. Bet they'd be more than happy to help," Pit said after a moment of silence.

So, after the painful hunting of Samus (Pit had the job of asking her to join in and was blasted out of the workshop when he opened the door asking to see if she was in) and the deal cut with the two swordsmen, the cast was set. The lights up, and the entire house was gathered.

"GOOD EVENING everybody and welcome to Whose Brawl is it anyway! On tonight's show, the flightless wonder, Pit! The demo master, Samus Aran! The man who fights for his friends, IKE! And the Hero of the Twilight, Link! I'm your host Dedede and come on down and have some fun."

The noise box was playing, mainly because no one in the audience had any idea of what was going on. Dedede explained what was going on.

"PIT! You're gonna pay for this!" Samus threatened as soon as Dedede finished.

"You freaking blasted me in the workshop!" Pit responded.

"Still, I feel the need to kick your ass," Link said.

"I agree," Ike said.

"Anyways, let's move on to our first game, Party Quirks! Samus, you'll be hosting a party, however the other three have been given a strange character to portray. Pit, I can't wait to see what you do with yours. And whenever you're ready Samus."

"Alright let's see here, Pin the wings on the useless angel is over here, find the box is over there, and *ding dong ding dong* oh the first guest is here! Hi."

Pit snaps a sharp look at Samus before continuing on with the skit (Pit is every Anime character getting into a gigantic universal battle in order to get revenge on the people downstairs), "Hi there. Pow pow pow pow!" Pit flew around the stage doing weird hand movements and kicks all over

"Wow, I guess someone's had a little too much caffeine today," Samus says as Pit continues to slam himself into the stage and making really loud noises.

(Ike's roll is a disgruntled cop wound tightly) "Yeah yeah high. Things going okay? What the hell?!"

Ike looks at Pit rolling around pretending to fight someone else while speaking random catchphrases.

"HEY YOU LOOKING TO FIGHT PAL!" Ike shouts.

"Oh wow, this is going to be a great party." Samus jokes as the crowd laughs full heartedly as Ike jumps in and tries to fight Pit.

(Link is a group of fans claiming that Ike is too cheap) "Hey there. WE HATE IKE! WE HATE IKE! WE HATE IKE! COME ON NOW!" Link motions to the crowd stomping his feet and pretending to hold picket signs with the slogan.

Ike walks up to Link and starts punching fake fanboys all over the place.

"KAMEHAMEHA!" Pit says "firing a blast at another character and slams himself into the ground again and again.

"OKAY that's enough Mr. Every Anime Character fighting!" Samus stomps her foot, "Get out of my house!"

"Yes!" Dedede hits the buzzer and Pit leaves.

"And you Mr. Tough Cop bent on looking for a fight, you leave too!" Samus pointed as Ike returned to his seat.

"IKE IS CHEAP! IKE IS CHEAP! !" Link continues.

"Fanboys who hate Ike get out!" Samus says.

As the other Smashers clap their hands, everyone seems to get involved in it.

"That was great. 1000 points to everyone and a bonus 500 to Pit for the crazy antics," Dedede said.

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