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Stephanie
Today was the big day.
Stephanie woke up at seven and took a shower before driving to the bridal shop to pick up the dresses. Then she swung around to head to St. Josephs church. Connie was getting married today. Again. But this time the guy wasn't half bad, he was a manager for the Mega-Sound Company. It produced CDs and the CEO was very good friends and "business partners" with Connie's Uncle Frankie. They had met at her family reunion and hit it off right away.
The groom was almost forty and getting soft around the middle. His dark brown hair was graying at the temples, but instead of that making him look old he just looked dignified. Connie was – unsurprisingly – the only person alive that could push him around.
Her phone rang. Stephanie looked at the caller ID. Joe.
Joseph Morelli was her on again off again boyfriend and they were currently very on again. She'd like to think this was due to her madly superior bedroom skills but suspected that it was mostly because she would remember to pick up bread if she used the last of it. Stephanie didn't want to shake the boat and ask him.
"Hello?"
"Hey Cupcake. Lula's freaking out; she thinks you're still sleeping. Here she is bye." Shit.
"Where are you! You better hurry up and get your skinny white ass over here."
"Lula, Lu-"
"Don't you Lula me! This here is Connie's big day and you're five minutes away from bein' late!"
"Lula I've got over an hour to get there."
"Well excuse me for thinkin' about traffic and your slower 'n old lady drivin'!"
"Lula, I'm pulling in right now."
"Well what the hell took you so long?" Stephanie could hear her both on the phone and ahead of me.
She snapped her phone shut and got out of the car.
"I've got the dresses."
"Good, Connie's waiting in the basement and she isn't super nervous yet so we're good to go." Lula strutted in front of me with her dress already on. They were both bridesmaids and Connie decided she wanted them to wear hot pink spandex dresses because she wanted a bit of Lula incorporated into her wedding. She said that "it wouldn't feel right otherwise". Stephanie asked about her usual flannel, but Connie told her that's what the groomsmen were wearing. Black flannel for the tuxedos.
Connie's wedding dress was a simple, frothy, white wedding dress. She stepped into it, we zipped her up and she was ready to go because her makeup was already on because she was worried I would be late. Steph loved the confidence everyone put into her today.
"Everyone ready?"
The wedding went without a hitch.
The reception… well that had a few bumps. Connie and Eric's chauffer got lost, the DJ passed out drunk, and Connie's nieces and nephews found the cake before everyone else. Despite all that everyone had a good time and the newlyweds headed out to Italy.
Arms wrapped around Stephanie from behind, "Hey, you look really tired. Want to spend the night at her house?"
"I don't know. Would we spend a lot of time sleeping?"
"You tell me Cupcake." Joe nibbled on the side of her neck and she already knew the answer.
2:54 AM
Joe rolled off of Steph and tossed the condom in the trash by the bed.
She snuggled in close to him and played with his chest hair, twirling the short curls between her fingers. Joe grabbed her hand.
"How many times was that Stephanie?"
"Six."
"How many times for you?"
She sighed, half annoyed half really, really happy, "Nine."
He turned his head slightly to look at her and he smiled. "And you said it couldn't be done."
Stephanie rolled her eyes, "I never said it couldn't be done. I just said that I doubted it."
Joe looked at her with his bedroom eyes. They were brown like melted chocolate.
She stretched and put her leg over his then reached up for his nipple and pinched it lightly. She swung her body up to straddle his and began to trail kisses down his chest. He tried to sit up but was pushed back down and she continued until she was at his erect cock. Steph took the tip into her mouth and gave it a small suck.
Joe sat up too fast for her to stop him and in a couple seconds he was on top of her, pulling on another condom.
"Let's try for seven to twelve."
He grabbed Steph's ankles and hooked her knees over his shoulders. He leaned in close to Steph and took one of her nipples into his mouth. Joe swirled it around with his tongue then bit it quickly. She moaned and he began to suck on it. Then he drove his large aroused length into her heat and the tingly feeling in her stomach began to intensify. He grabbed her legs and pushed them further up for a new angle. She could feel his thighs hitting her ass and his fingers pinching one of her nipples while his other kept hold of her ankles. Suddenly he stopped and looked down. She looked too, curious and he flicked her swollen bud. That was it.
"Joe. Joe! JOE! Oh yes! JOE!" She screamed out her orgasm, bucking against his thick cock. When Steph came down from her high she fell limply from him. She looked up at him and he smiled.
Joe flipped her over and raised her towards himself. She felt his length press against her and he slid in, thrusting slowly now.
She couldn't support her weight with her shaking limbs even if she had wanted to and they both knew it.
His pace began to quicken and she bucked wildly, completely unable to control her own body. Another orgasm ripped through her but Steph was panting too hard to do anything but let herself feel it shudder through her.
Joe barely slowed down. He got onto his knees and brought her up to lean against him. He hadn't gotten out. He crossed his arms over her chest so he cupped both breasts. He drove into her core without mercy, hard and fast. He began grunting and she knew he was almost done. She also knew that he would be worn-out so the heat inside of her might not be satisfied for the twelfth time in a row. Call me greedy but I was going to get this, she thought. Twelve orgasms for the first time in her life.
She reached her hand down and began to rub herself. She pinched it, it rolled it between her thumb and forefinger and she was almost ready. So was Joe after watching her little display. His grip on her breasts tightened and his erratic bucking hips were making her bounce slightly. He squeezed her nipples and bit her neck. Steph exploded. He bucked once, twice, thrice, four times and released.
They fell onto the bed in a tangle of limbs and he got rid of the condom before gathering Steph into his embrace to catch a few hours of sleep.
Bob padded in and sat there, staring at them.
"I think he has to go outside Joe."
He looked at Steph.
"I can honestly say that I can't move," She told him.
He sighed, "C'mon Bob."
When he got back to bed Bob hopped on and lay between them.
"Bob, get off."
He looked at Morelli and cocked his head, clearly asking why.
"Bob… treat."
Bob shot off like a firework out of the bedroom. Morelli shut the door.
Morelli turned to me, "Ready for round four, Cupcake?"
Oh Boy!
Ranger
Elsewhere
Ranger couldn't make it to the wedding but he promised Connie he would make it to the reception.
He had to take care of some particularly annoying clients. They wanted cameras everywhere to make sure their daughter didn't sneak out, but the installation crew didn't place any in her bedroom or bathroom because that was out of RangeMan's legal rights. Also, Ranger wouldn't have allowed it. He explained all this to his clients but they still were going to sue so Ranger had to call the company lawyer so that he would be prepared. After that he took a phone call from his mother and he had gotten a migraine from that discussion. Finally, when he was just about to leave the clients came back from consulting their lawyer and retracted the lawsuit. So Ranger had to call his lawyer again for the false alarm. By the end of the day Ranger was ready for a good fuck. So he went to the reception.
It was easy enough for Ranger to pick somebody up at the wedding reception.
She was a young, bleached blond woman with boobs you could get lost in. She told him she was an actress and he didn't have to ask for what type of movie. He bought the most durable condoms he could find, because he didn't want another kid and he didn't want to chance a disease.
He unlocked the door to his hotel room and put up the Do Not Disturb sign. He called RangeMan and told them he would be late tomorrow.
Ranger unbuckled his belt and let his pants slide to the floor. He crooked a finger at her, in no mood for an argument. There was the slightest bit of hesitation when she saw him but woman got onto her knees obediently and began to suck his dick. Ranger grabbed her softly by the hair and set the pace. She began to stroke his balls and drag her tongue down his length.
He grabbed her elbows and brought her up. He pushed her onto the bed and her breasts bounced, he gazed at them appreciatively for a while. Then, he spread her legs far apart, put a condom on and drove into her. She played with his nipples then rolled Ranger over so that she was on top. Ranger allowed it. He didn't really feel like giving right now. All he truly wanted was to receive and receive and receive.
He reached up and tweaked her breasts. In the back of his mind he knew it probably hurt her but she just moaned. He grabbed her hips firmly and made her ride him harder and faster until she began to shudder and gasp the false name he had given her. However, Ranger didn't slow the pace and she tried to get back under him but he refused to let her. He was hungry for this and she would not take it away from him. Suddenly he exploded into the condom and he let her roll over so he could dispose of it.
"Mm, so you're one of those give pain feel pleasure guys?" She asked, "Well I've done plenty of those. Grab your belt."
Ranger usually wasn't, but tonight he wanted everything. And He'd be damned if he wouldn't take what she offered.
So he complied and she draped herself over his lap. The second and last thing he said to her all night was, "Let me know if it hurts too much."
CRACK!
"OH!" She moaned
CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
"Unh!"
Ranger's erection pressed into her stomach. Her tight little ass was red like an apple.
CRACK!
"Yes!"
Ranger flipped her onto the bed and pulled another condom on. This time, he would fuck her until he came then pull on another and keep on fucking her.
Ranger had had his share of one night stands and he was sure she had too. This time though, she would have a little more trouble walking away from because Ranger intended to screw her until she couldn't do anything but crawl.
Ranger was going to get all he could from her.
A/N: All right guys! Tell me what you think so far. I know Ranger seemed dark but we already know about his dark side.
