Ha ha ha ha ha! Kitty Kagome shall one day RULE SUPREME, with Hamtaro as
her assassin and Kitty Inu-Yasha (do NOT tell me that that is impossible!
Everything is possible!!!) as her King! #evil grin# Oh. I don't own
Hamtaro. But I DO own Kitty Hamtaro! #evil grin#
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"Hamtaro!" yelled the Ham-hams. "Shut the f*** up, you insane ham-hams!!!" yelled Hamtaro. Pulling out a machine gun, he killed them all. "Bwahahahaha!" said he. "I can now RULE the f******* ham-ham world!" He reloaded his gun. "But what would you do once the world is yours???" asked a dead Ham-Ham companion. "Didn't I KILL you???" asked Hamtaro. "ANSWER THE MOTHER F****** QUESTION, D*** IT!!!" said his dead "friend". "Um.SUNFLOWER DRUGS FOR ALL!" said Hamtaro. "Are you ghetto?" asked another one of his dead Ham-ham friends. "WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL YOU ALL???" he asked, blowing them all away again. But them being hamsters, and immortal, they simply would not die. They just asked him a bunch of annoying questions. "Are you ghetto?" they all chimed together. He sighed. Seeing that violence was getting no-where (AIEEE! The end of the world when Ham-ham violence gets us no-were!!!), he sat down and answered all of there annoying questions. "No, I am not ghetto." "Are you a Ham-Ham drug dealer from Cuba?" "Maybe." "Yes or No." "Yes." "Might I have some sunflower seed drugs?" (that one was Oxnard) "As long as you call me the almighty Ham-Ham King, Hamtaro." Finally, they all went to sleep. While they slept, Hamtaro gave them overdoses of Sunflower Drugs. They all died but Hamtaro. The End.
The next day, Hamtaro went to Kitty Kagome and Kitty Inu-Yasha's castle in the sky. After getting lots of golden sunflower seeds, he decided to become one of Naomi's minions, along with Jenny and her pet Moogle. The End again.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Well. I must say, I enjoyed it to some point. How many of you others enjoyed it? Well, it you did, review. Go ahead. The great review button commands you! Button: Push me.review.I commanith thee!
"Hamtaro!" yelled the Ham-hams. "Shut the f*** up, you insane ham-hams!!!" yelled Hamtaro. Pulling out a machine gun, he killed them all. "Bwahahahaha!" said he. "I can now RULE the f******* ham-ham world!" He reloaded his gun. "But what would you do once the world is yours???" asked a dead Ham-Ham companion. "Didn't I KILL you???" asked Hamtaro. "ANSWER THE MOTHER F****** QUESTION, D*** IT!!!" said his dead "friend". "Um.SUNFLOWER DRUGS FOR ALL!" said Hamtaro. "Are you ghetto?" asked another one of his dead Ham-ham friends. "WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL YOU ALL???" he asked, blowing them all away again. But them being hamsters, and immortal, they simply would not die. They just asked him a bunch of annoying questions. "Are you ghetto?" they all chimed together. He sighed. Seeing that violence was getting no-where (AIEEE! The end of the world when Ham-ham violence gets us no-were!!!), he sat down and answered all of there annoying questions. "No, I am not ghetto." "Are you a Ham-Ham drug dealer from Cuba?" "Maybe." "Yes or No." "Yes." "Might I have some sunflower seed drugs?" (that one was Oxnard) "As long as you call me the almighty Ham-Ham King, Hamtaro." Finally, they all went to sleep. While they slept, Hamtaro gave them overdoses of Sunflower Drugs. They all died but Hamtaro. The End.
The next day, Hamtaro went to Kitty Kagome and Kitty Inu-Yasha's castle in the sky. After getting lots of golden sunflower seeds, he decided to become one of Naomi's minions, along with Jenny and her pet Moogle. The End again.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Well. I must say, I enjoyed it to some point. How many of you others enjoyed it? Well, it you did, review. Go ahead. The great review button commands you! Button: Push me.review.I commanith thee!
