A/N: Well, here we go again; and much like before, I don't expect this to become a huge hit. Although there is one thing that that I would like to address to the guest reviewer who left a review on EEWW SvtFoE Season 1 posted on February 29th, 2016: Sir or Madam, there are tons of other EEWW-style fics on this website if you look in the right places. Most of them made me laugh. They are what inspired me to do this. I do not see people disliking those fics. Please do not be the one person who has to ruin it for everyone else.

And with that out of the way, this is a parody of the web video series created by Cinemasins and I do not own Star vs the Forces of Evil.

Everything Wrong With: Star vs the Forces of Evil Season 2

Episode 1

Spoilers

(duh)

Opening theme begins.

This theme is still too damn catchy (ding).

Visually it is still the Season 1 theme (ding).

Theme lyrics: *as Star lights up the dark room she and Marco landed in and reveals the cast* I ain't from 'round here.

Ah, so it's going be like 'Phineas and Ferb', where they just change one thing visually towards the end of the intro in order for it to count as a new intro. Unlike 'Phineas and Ferb', this gives us plenty to speculate; as such, I shall be removing one sin (reverse ding).

Star: *in a sing-song tone* Guess who?

(Jack Torrence: Here's Johnny!) (ding).

(The camera cuts away to reveal that Star is in the bathroom holding a laptop. Steam floats around her, indicating that someone is taking a hot shower).

Star: *as she rights both herself and the laptop she's holding up* I have some exciting news.

Uh, Star, technology like that and a hot, steamy bathroom don't mix (ding).

Star: Well first, Marco got kidnapped…

I see Star is taking a leaf out of Nick Wilde's book and showing everyone that that particular part of the event didn't get to her (ding).

Star: But then, I got my new wa-!

Gah, screw you writers; when did she get the ability to change the shape of her pupils into crystal diamonds?! (ding).

Star: *Realizing that she didn't pull out her wand, quickly puts the hairbrush back and pulls out her wand* My new wand!

"Revealing something you didn't mean to reveal before quickly revealing the thing you actually meant to reveal" cliché (ding).

Star: Say 'hi', Marco.

(Star then points the laptop's camera at Marco, who is getting out of the shower with a purple floral print towel wrapped around his body and a blue-green towel wrapped around hishair).

I don't care how long Marco and her have lived under the same roof, if Marco covered his face and looked away when she got dressed for the Blood Moon Ball, then she could've easily done something equivalent (ding).

(Marco hastily closes the laptop and we cut to a fan girl in her room).

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, not going to lie, that girl's facial expression made tears fall down my cheeks the first time I saw it, which makes it worth a sin removal (reverse ding).

(The fan girl clicks the mouse on her laptop a few times).

Is she doing what I think she's attempting to do? (Nostalgia Critic: You know, for kids!) (ding).

Marco: I don't want the computer watching me shower.

He says this instead of asking why Star is watching him shower (ding).

(Marco, who is inside Star's closet, tries opening it but finds that he can't).

Marco: Uh, it's locked.

The type and design of Star's closet door does not come with a lock. There are closets that come with locks, writers, but this is not one of them (ding).

(Star starts pulling at the door's knob).

With the way Star is standing, instead of ripping the door off its hinges like I'm guessing she's trying to do, only the knob will break off (ding).

Marco: Try the knob.

Star: What do you think I am doing?

Marco, methinks you need to be a tad bit clearer on your instructions (ding).

Star: Oh, hey Glossaryck; my wand's locked in the closet.

Marco: Hey! What about me?

Star: Oh yeah, Marco's in there too.

*Strain in voice* Must…resist…telling….super-easy jokes (ding).

(Star picks up a sword and starts swinging it at the closet, but the sword barely makes a dent).

Ah yes, closet doors are well known for their durability against heavy swords of that size (ding).

Marco: Secret?

(Marco then looks behind himself and finds that stores her things in piles that slowly grow to become mountains).

Marco: Which one?

"Bigger on the inside" and "Which one" clichés (ding, ding).

Glossaryck: Why don't you try the easy way and open the door with magic.

OH DEAR GOD, THOSE LEGS, THAT ANGLE! MY EYES ARE BURNING! (ding).

Glossaryck: *Gasps as his eyes slowly become black* Do you want to try the hard way?

Star: *Smiles as her eyes become black* YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! What's the hard way?

And there's your nightmare fuel, ladies and gentlemen (ding).

Glossaryck: And your wand is the spoon. Now-.

Star: Oh, my wand isn't a spoon, it's a wand.

Glossaryck: *With a deadpan look* It's a metaphor, Star.

Star: No, it's a wand.

(Glossaryck changes the wooden spoon into a wand).

Glossaryck: Fine, it's a wand

Star: *Clapping* Now you're gettin' it.

There's nothing wrong with this scene. This scene is gold.

Glossaryck: But, if you want to get to the chunks, you've got to dip down.

"Look inside yourself" cliché (ding).

Glossaryck: Your mom did it.

Star: If she can do it, I can do it.

"If X can do it, then I can do it" cliché (ding).

(Marco opens a box and finds a very disfigured Narwhal).

Narwhal: Help me.

Jesus Christ that's creepy (ding).

Star: *In an over the top dramatic tone* Dip DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN! DOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!

Dory and Star should really meet up one day and exchange ideas on how to speak whale properly (ding).

(Star looks under her bed and digs out a box of Mewnian termites).

(JonTron: I have several questions). (ding).

(Glossaryck looks at the half-a-star crystal and the empty space next to it. As he stares at the empty space, a pair of glowing green eyes stare back).

Obvious foreshadowing is obvious (ding).

Queen Butterfly: If you want to dip down, you have to summon everything you have.

"Look inside yourself" cli-. (ding).

(Glossaryck looks under the wand's hood and sees the replacement unicorn running on a treadmill. The unicorn looks back at him with green glowing eyes and roars).

Oh God, please tell me they're not going to rip-off Jaws 4 (ding).

Marco: Star, I found the thing; it's a little book.

Star: That's good. Reading will keep the mind sharp. Like a horn.

Marco: It's in Mewnian writing.

Hold on a sec, how the heck did he open the book's lock without a key? (ding).

Marco: 'Chapter 11: My thoughts on'…. 'Marco'?

Oooooooohhhhh, I can just here the massive squeeing from here (ding).

Glossaryck: Well, this thing's broken, but give it a whirl.

(Glossaryck tosses the wand to Star, who catches it and almost instantaneously creates a new, but small, tower).

Star: Uh…..

Marco: I'm gonna put on some pants.

Star: Uh…

Glossaryck: *Coughs* I call dibs on the new tower.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (reverse ding).

(Ludo's castle explodes).

Previously on Star vs the Forces of Evil (ding).

('Ludo in the Wild' title card appears).

Discount 'Lost'-esque style title card (ding).

('Day 1' time card appears).

Jeez, discount 'The Shining'-esque time cards (ding).

Ludo: Adrift in the universe that is infinitely expanding…

Narration (ding).

Ludo: Toward nothing. Away from nothing. A passage of time marked by age.

Discount Morgan Freeman-style of narrating (ding).

(An eagle regurgitates food for its young).

I don't care that this isn't an Earth eagle, eagles do not regurgitate food for their young; writers, I am disappoint (ding).

(Ludo slides down the mud hill again).

Ludo: Oh, not this again!

What?! No way that that eggshell he's sitting in is still intact after being dropped from that height (ding).

(As Ludo washes up on an embankment, the bottom half of the egg-shell he's sitting in cracks before disintegrating).

Oh sure, now it gets destroyed (ding).

Spider-web victim: Ha ha ha, you taste bad.

(He then sees that the spider is looking at him).

Spider-web victim: *Clears throat* Never mind, I'll shut up.

There's nothing wrong with this scene. This scene is gold.

(The spider eats the spider-web victim. Drops of fluid fall onto Ludo, who tries to catch them in his mouth).

Eeeeewwwwww (ding).

('Day 37' time card appears).

Magic or no magic, there is no way he survives freezing cold temperatures in nothing but a pair of diapers. He's dead (ding).

(The spider fishes fish out of a river).

That's it, I can't hold it back any longer, writers; spiders have eight legs, not six (ding).

(The spider pushes Ludo out of its home in a cave. Ludo then makes a makeshift blanket out of snow).

Ludo: *Muttering* Selfish.

Like looking into a mirror, isn't it Ludo? (ding).

Ludo: Big mistake.

Discount 'Ren and Stimpy'-style close-up (ding).

Ludo: Come and get me!

"Come and get me" cliché (ding).

(Ludo begins using potato chips to make the spider his servant).

Ludo: Go, get it

With how fast he was eating, there's no way there are any chips left (ding).

Ludo: And so, in order to survive, Ludo in the wild…..

Roll credits (ding).

Ludo:….must find…..

(A green something streaks across the night sky).

Obvious foreshadowing is obvious (ding).

(Ludo finds the other half of the star crystal, which is embedded in a jagged piece of rock being held by a Toffee's skeleton arm).

Wait just a damn minute; that crystal was all by itself last time, not in that position (ding).

Ludo: I'm…..on Mewni.

('Day 90' time card changes into 'Day 1' time card).

Obvious forshad-. (ding).

Ending theme.

Damn it, this is still catchy (ding).

Episode 1 Sin Tally: 46

Sentence: Eating Glossaryck's Hobo Soup.