Turns out, Keiko's sitting there, bored as hell cause Restez left to go to some far off place and left her all alone! Restez then shows up and sits down next to Keiko.

Restez: I'm backerz ^_^

Keiko: hey

Restez: halo ^_^

Keiko: sorry bout that

Restez: no prob.

Keiko: welcome back!

Restez: Oh my god, did u hear about 4th period lunch 2day?

Keiko: no... what happened

Restez: argh, it was so stupid. they made everyone sit at assigned tables and we had to be called on to get lunch and we weren't aloud to talk!

Keiko: Oh my god!!! why?!?!

Restez: because some kids were throwing food the other day... and we ALL were punished for it

Keiko: so they have to punish everyone? that sucks!

Restez: ya T_______T

Keiko: we should petition!

Restez: yes we should! it'll be back to normal tomorrow... but if it happens again, who knows what those nazi's will do

Keiko: lol yea.*pauses* that was soooo funny yesterday!!!!

Restez: lol! btw, whose inner child was Ansem fighting? ^^;;

Keiko: mine was fighting Ansem

Restez: ooh

Ansem: *grumble* I'll get her someday...

Keiko: lol Yea right!

Restez: lol

Ansem: *poke* I WILL have your heart...

Keiko: uh huh! Keep telling yourself that: no you won't

Ansem: yes i will

Keiko: I'm too smart

Restez: You better be careful. Ansem has more... experience

Keiko:*thinks about that statement for a minute and then gets a sick thought* IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! NOT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Restez: GAH! NOT IN THAT WAY!

Keiko: *faints* eeeeehhhhhhhhhhh........ *sinks to ground*

Restez: lol

Ansem: T_____T give me your heart

Keiko: no way José!

Ansem: yes way!

Keiko: no way!!!!

Ansem: yes way!!!!

Keiko: Rrrrr don't make this little girl get vicious!!!!!

Ansem: *poke* give...me...heart...now

Keiko: how....bout...not

Ansem: T____T Don't make me make you submit

Keiko: -____- don't make me take out my Keyblade and stab you! I'll sick Christa on you!

Restez: you don't have a Keyblade!!

Keiko: Yes I do *sly grin*

Ansem: ... well I have a silver haired servant at my bidding

Ansem: *snaps fingers* Slave!

Keiko: so? I have a brown haired one!

Ansem: .... he won't listen to you!

Keiko: *snaps fingers too* Luvvy!!!

*Sora appears from nowhere*

*Riku comes out... frightened as all hell*

Keiko: lol

Restez: lol *_*

Sora: Leave Keiko alone, Ansem!!!

Riku: .......

Ansem: Slave! Make him submit!

Riku: I'm not your slave, damn it!

Ansem: yes u r...

Sora: Riku! Come to our side!!!! you'll be safe here!

Keiko: Yea! Hurry!

Ansem: *grabs Riku's arm* don't make me take you again, boy!

Riku: *wince*

Keiko: *shivers* gah.....!

Ansem: Submit! All of you!

Sora: *takes out Keyblade*

Keiko: * does the same*

Restez: damn it Ansem! I told you NOT to bother them! I leave you alone for ONE second and LOOK what you do!

Ansem: ...sorry

Keiko & Sora: *rush forward with Keyblades out* KYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ansem: damn!

Riku: no! *blocks*

Restez: Eeep!! *runs and hides*

Sora: what the crap are you doing, Riku?!?! Yer not supposed ta block for him!!!!

Keiko: .......I have no idea what juss happened

Riku: but he'll...

Ansem: damn right I will!

Keiko: yea..... what the crap

Restez: Rrrrr

Keiko: Wait a minute..he'll what?

Restez: this conversation isn't for little inner children!

Keiko: HEY!!!!!! Well, now it is!!!!! Rrrrr

Restez: Ansem, say a word to her and I'll take away your baking privileges!

Ansem: ....

Keiko: Sora! Save Riku now! Or no more fun!

Restez: yes please, the noises are grating on my nerves at night...

Ansem: hey!

Restez: *steps on Ansem's foot* shut it

Ansem: *hmph* and I thought you had a heart...

Riku: ... save me?

Keiko: Go Sora!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!

Ansem: don't you dare! he's MINE!

Sora: *grabs Riku's hand and pulls him to our side*

Restez: *pulls Ansem's hair* don't even think about it!

Riku: *hugs Sora* thank you thank you thank you!

Keiko: *grins and puts arms around both boys* time for board games!!!! *wink wink*

Restez: gah! ... now you leave me alone with this man?!

Ansem: *wink*

Restez: DON'T EVEN! ^^;;

Keiko: he wouldn't dare!!! *glares at Ansem*

Ansem: ...yes i would

Keiko: *raises fist*

Restez: hey... aren't you supposed to listen to ME?

Ansem: ...since when?

Restez: T_T

Keiko: since she got the power to take away yer baking privileges

Restez: *nods head*

Keiko: SO THERE!!!!!

Ansem: ... so... I can't have you?

Restez: HELL NO!

Ansem: damn...

(AN: if you can't tell by now, Ansem is a sick pedophile!)

Keiko: I'm so intelligent!

Restez: *bows* thank you Keiko!!!

Keiko: *bows back* yer very welcome!

Ansem: damn you! and I never got my heart...

Keiko: *glares at Ansem and walks over to him. Grabs his ear and pulls him down to her level* *murmurs* you touch Restez, Sora, Riku, or me and you'll never see the darkness EVER AGAIN!!!!!!

Ansem: and why should I believe you?

Restez: (how the hell did she reach is ear? he towers over her ^^;;)

Keiko: (I'm taller than you Restez) CAUSE I HAVE THAT POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Restez: (but aren't you... smaller?)

Keiko: (I have a ladder)

Restez: (ok then ^_^)

Ansem: ... No you don't!

Keiko: Yes I do!!!

Ansem: hmph! Then, make me!

Keiko: OK!!!!!!!!! *makes him*

Restez: Ansem-san, you're gonna regret this...

Ansem: *glares at Keiko*

Keiko: *smiles a devilish smile and whacks him over the head*

Ansem: T______T no one loves me...

Keiko: Aww, we love you.... juss... wait..... no we don't

Restez: don't worry Ansem-san, I'll love you

Ansem: ... ^_^

Riku: now you've gone and made him all... happy...

Sora: Great......

Riku: he's scary when's he's happy... it's only an act! don't trust him! TRUST me... *hides behind Sora*

Keiko: There must be undeniable proof that Ansem will one day come and Smite us all! Smite us I say! Smite us good! *mumbles* They just can't see it yet. Are they blind? Blind as hell if you ask me! Oh... they'll see it! I'll make them see it! They'll think I'm crazy! But I'm not crazy!!! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT CRAZY!

Restez: ......to much fun *looks up at Ansem* I'll love you if you protect me from her...

Riku: *slaps K*

Keiko: Thanks! I needed that

Restez: lol. Was that fun?

Keiko: I guess

Restez: Anywho, Keiko... can I have Riku back?

Ansem: and what do YOU want with him?

Keiko: *Watches in fear*

Restez: I'll use him as a means of getting you to do things... so you'll obey me

Ansem: will I ever get him?

Restez: if you're good

Riku: ..... help

Keiko: I'm being attacked by pop-ups!!!! I'll save you Riku!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: *hugs Sora* save me!

Keiko: *grabs Riku and hides him* Ha! Ha! Now you'll never find him!!!

Restez: get over here!

Ansem: heh heh heh, now I get my toy back ^_~

Keiko: No Riku!!!! Stay!

Restez: give him to me!

Keiko: No!!!!! I must save him!!!!!!!!!

Sora: *trying to keep Riku hidden* Keiko! A little Help!

Keiko: Sorry Hun!

Restez: hmph, Ansem-san? Would you give me some darkness powers to fight them with?

Ansem: ... fine

Restez: +__+

Keiko: No Restez!!!!! Don't turn to the Darkness!!!! You should fear it!!!!!!!!!

Restez: ...... but then I can't get Riku

Keiko: *whispers* I'll give you him later, but I can't juss stand by and let him get raped all the time!

Restez: *whispers back* i won't let Ansem have him, I'll just use him to lure Ansem

Keiko: *whispers* ok

Riku: *whispers to Sora* why have i become nothing but an item to them now?

Keiko: *whispers to Riku* sorry luv! I'll visit you! I promise *hugs Riku*

Riku: if he even so much as TOUCHES me, I blame you

Keiko: ^^;;; ok ....

Ansem: ... so can I have him?

Keiko: NO WAY JOSE!!!!!!!!!! Restez can though *wink wink*

Restez: YAY!!! ^_^

Ansem: care to share, love?

Restez: T_T don't call me that and no Keiko: Riku would like to have Restez.... wouldn't you? Right, Riku?

Riku: Uhhh... ^^;; sure

Restez: @_@ gah? this is a cruel form of punishment, isn't it?

Keiko: Sorry

Sora: *tugs on Keiko's arm* can I have fun now?

Restez: with who???!!!

Keiko: * gives shiny object* sure thing, luv!!!!

Sora: *takes object* YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ansem: such a fool...

Keiko: HEY!!! DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY LUVVY!!!!!

Ansem: s-sorry ^^;;

Keiko: look how happy he is!

Restez: so does that mean I get Riku now?

Keiko: *looks over at Sora playing with paper and smiles a scared smile but a smile nonetheless*

Sora: Weeeee!!!!!!!

Ansem: SUCH a fool..

Keiko: that is REALLY disturbing!

Restez: yes it is......so, can I have Riku-kun now?

Keiko: SURE!!!!

Restez: ^_______________________^

Ansem: why won't you share with me?

Keiko: THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!

Restez: 'cause I can bring you up on charges *shudders* the things I've heard... mesa protect Riku-kun!

Keiko: good girl!!!

Restez: See! i rejected darkness!

Riku: damn, it's a story with a moral... but at least I got something out of it ^_~

Keiko: yes it is!!!

Restez: ... no you didn't

Riku: *sad*

Restez: you can have Sora, though!

Keiko: Okay!!!

Sora: wait! Don't I get a say in this?

Keiko: what's to say?

Riku: no you don't *big smile*

Sora: what about Kairi?

Keiko: yea.....

Restez: she's not worth it! Riku-kun's better!

Keiko: whatever happened to that bitch? oh wait! I member what I did to her now!

Ansem: *mumble* hmph, maybe I can have HER heart

Keiko: sure!!!! She's laying in the Secret place, like half nude

Ansem: *evil smile* Hmmm, I gotta go ^__~ *disappears*

Keiko: have fun!!!

Restez: damn him...

Keiko: what? you want him back so he can harm Riku-kun?

Restez: he never listens to me...

Keiko: ooooooo! ok

Restez: is Riku enjoying Sora?

Keiko: WHAT?!?!?!? Sora's not with him!

Restez: *big smile* yes he is!

Keiko: he's here sitting next to me with his shiny object

Restez: but I gave Sora to him! *glares* where's Sora?!

Keiko: right he..... hey! where the hell did he go!!! *spies Riku with Sora coming out of some random room* FUCK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Restez: +__+ (yaoi goodness...lol)

Keiko: Sora how could you!?!?!?!? *cries*

Riku: you love me now, right? *hugs Sora*

Sora: I like both of you!

Restez: @___@

Sora: Keiko a bit more

Keiko: no offense

Restez: damn you! Riku's better! (no offense)

Keiko: *grins*

Riku: *sad* how could you?

Sora: sorry. i still like you

Riku: ... you don't love me though?

Sora: sorry.....

Riku: but the passion!

Sora: what? oh! That... sorry....

Riku: grrrrr *hmph* now I have no one...

Keiko: you have Restez

Restez: nah, I'll chase after Ansem. he's fun to torture ^_^ you can always have Ansem though... it's guaranteed that he'll want you...

Keiko: WHAT!?!?!?! what about you?

Restez: *big smile*

Keiko: After saving him, your juss gonna give him back?!

Restez: nah, its Riku's choice

Keiko: ok

Restez: if he doesn't want Ansem, I'll just have fun with him (not in THAT way)

Riku: fine! take him! PLEASE!

Keiko: Ok! Sora's a good boy, aren't ya Sora?

Sora: uhuh! *nods*

Restez: So we all have some one ^_^ 'cept poor lonely Riku-kun...

Keiko: If you don't want him, I know someone who does

Restez: *pats Sora's head* you're such a cute little boy, Sora

Keiko: My friend, Meaghan would love to have Riku at her house

Restez: lol

Keiko: how bout it Riku?

Restez: what about him?

Keiko: do you wanna go to Meaghan's, Riku?

Riku: ... ok (but i still want Sora)

Keiko: touch and lose yer fingers!

Riku: meanie!!

Keiko: yes I am! *maniacal laughter*

Restez: and I'M not aloud to turn to the darkness...

Keiko: I'm not in darkness, I'm in my own in-between

Restez: Alrighty then

Keiko: I can be nice and hyper or mean and evil

Ansem: *comes through portal* that annoying girl wasn't there....

Keiko: You sure? *mumbles to self* I'm sure I tied her up there......

Ansem: yes... but i really didn't want to find her... I'd rather have someone else's..

Restez: ^^;; bad Keiko.. rather... good Keiko! heh

Keiko: Of course I'm good! *starts to get attacked on her computer by pop- ups* DAMN POP-UPS!!!!! DIE!!!! DIE!!!!

Ansem: want me to make them submit for you?

Keiko:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ansem: ok *calls out Guardian* SUBMIT!

Keiko: YAY!!! they went away!!!

Ansem: do I get a reward?

Keiko: ..........what do you want? if it's sick yer not getting it

Ansem: a hug

Keiko: try something and die!

Ansem: i won't

Restez: ___ sicko!

Keiko: touch him anywhere and die!!!!! like I said before

Ansem: heh, what about you?

Restez: touch her again and die, pretty-boy

Keiko: yea! die!

Restez: 'love ya, but you're a sicko!

Ansem: hmph

Keiko: I would love you.... but I'm too scarred to.

Ansem: why won't anyone love me? I'm not THAT frightening, am I?

Keiko: yes you are

Sora: *nods*

Restez: don't worry. once you stop molesting people, I'll love ya ^-~

Ansem: but then I can't get hearts

Keiko: yea.... I'll love you too once you stop

Restez: T_T me first

Keiko: sure

Ansem: ... but then I can't go back into the darkness

Keiko: Riiiight

Restez: but isn't it better in the light?

Ansem: ...no, there're too many weirdoes here

Keiko: like me!

Ansem: exactly

Restez: meanie!!!

Keiko: i accept it

Ansem: accept what?

Keiko: It's true..... I'm.. strange.

Ansem: oh *looks around* ...where'd Riku go?

Restez: *hits Ansem's head* is that ALL you think about?!

Keiko: not again..... *shakes head* He's behind me! Dumbass!!! and he's not coming out!!! ever!

Riku: damn you! I was hiding!

Keiko: sorry...... he was getting on my nerves!!!! I'll still protect you!!!!

Riku: thank you!!

Keiko: *moves in front of Riku and outstretches arms*

Restez: sad how a 15 year-old with amazing strength needs an inner child to protect him... damn Ansem-san, what DID you do to him?..... don't answer that

Keiko: I may be small..... but I'm powerful!!!!

Ansem: ha!!!

Keiko: what's so funny, pretty boi?!

Ansem: don't call me that, pipsqueak

Keiko: grrrrr *kicks Ansem's shin again*

Ansem: damn it, ya gotta stop that!

Keiko: *flees before she can get hurt*

Ansem: damn right you betta run...

Restez: Ansem... anger management my dear... CONTROL

Keiko: *comes back and takes Sora's Keyblade* Grrrrr...... Don't make me!

Restez: uh oh... *hides behind Ansem*

Ansem: grrrrr... that almost killed me 4 times before... damn thing...

Keiko: *points Keyblade at Ansem*

Ansem: *points back* don't point at me

Keiko: what the....... *puts Keyblade near Ansem's throat*

Ansem: *jumps back*

Restez: ack! *gets out of way*

Keiko: *slowly moves forward still with Keyblade* stop hurting people!!!! ok?!

Ansem: ..... neva!

Keiko: I won't hurt you if you submit!

Ansem: *disappears*

Keiko: Damn! I wanted a fight! Ah, well. I better be heading home now... c'mon

Sora, my luv!!!!

Sora: Coming! *leaves with Keiko*

Restez & Riku: *hang out until sun goes down, then goes back to their own houses*

THE END!!!!!!!! (weeeeeeee)

AN: That was fun!!!!! Maybe I'll do that again next time!!!!! See ya!