This is a joke of most Morby fanfictions.
Wake up Mordecai!
No
Wow Mordecai is cute when sleeping! Woah did I just think that out loud, I must be tired even though it's morning.
Fine dude I'll get up! Let's work then go to coffee shop, cause I love dat birdie booty on maaaaargret.
No Mordecai she's not good for you, bro skillet! She a hoe and stale and needs to drink bleach, baby!
Don't say that about her, faglet! ~punch, punch~
Now I'm going to ask her out and make my move, cry baby!
~sob, sob~ why doesn't he love me.
8 chapters of pity angst and thinking later
Aw man Rigby you where right, she dose need to drink bleach.
Thanks Mordecai, let's make out!
~kiss, kiss~
Woah, I'm suddenly gay and love you! Now let me have some of dat buttsex!
Another 8 chapters of nothing later
Unfinished story.
