This is a joke of most Morby fanfictions.

Wake up Mordecai!

No

Wow Mordecai is cute when sleeping! Woah did I just think that out loud, I must be tired even though it's morning.

Fine dude I'll get up! Let's work then go to coffee shop, cause I love dat birdie booty on maaaaargret.

No Mordecai she's not good for you, bro skillet! She a hoe and stale and needs to drink bleach, baby!

Don't say that about her, faglet! ~punch, punch~

Now I'm going to ask her out and make my move, cry baby!

~sob, sob~ why doesn't he love me.

8 chapters of pity angst and thinking later

Aw man Rigby you where right, she dose need to drink bleach.

Thanks Mordecai, let's make out!

~kiss, kiss~

Woah, I'm suddenly gay and love you! Now let me have some of dat buttsex!

Another 8 chapters of nothing later

Unfinished story.