Once upon a time there was a boy named Potter. He only had two friends, one of them was a badger. One day Harry and Badger went to the mystical school of Hogwarts to learn. After arriving he met a very large man who he liked to call Ruben Studdard. Harry, Ruben, and Badger became BFF to the max. Harry was in Hogwarts for a few weeks, and he learned that there was a powerful wizard named Lord Voldemort who wanted to kill Harry.

After Badger killed Voldemort, the gang set up a game of strip poker. They invited Hermione and not Draco Malfoy. They also invited Ron and not Draco Malfoy. Guess who showed up? Hermione, Ron and not Draco Malfoy.

In the end of the game Ruben was the only one not naked, thank god for that.