Rules 1-10

An- I don't own Fairytail, but the OC on the other hand

1. I'm not allowed to ask Elfman why he likes manly things

- I'm not allowed to use the following rant as an excuse to question his sexuality

2. I'm not allowed to switch Cana's beer with water

-no matter how much the former will damage her

3. I'm not allowed to make gender-switching potions

- I'm not allowed to take one and ask Remus to 'Paint me like one of his french girls'

4. I'm not allowed to place a fire lizard under Gray's pillow

- I'm also not allowed to place a frost lizard under Natsu's pillow

5. I'm not allowed to lace Erza's strawberry-cheesecake with home-made laxatives

- or a gender-switch potion

- no using Erza as a test subject for new potions

6. not allowed to use an invisibility potion to make Lucy think she is haunted

- or anyone else

- no invisibility

7. not allowed to wave a knife around Lucy and Natsu to 'cut the sexual-tension'

- this includes Gray and Juvia, Erza and Jellal, and Evergreen and Elfman

8. not allowed to suggest that Igneel might know shape-shifting magic and is hiding with the civilians

- especially if Natsu's around

9. not allowed to use a Truth potion to make Natsu confess to Lucy

- he is as dense as a rock and will say that he likes her as a friend

10. not allowed to make mutant plants

- Droy won't like them

- they are not cute and are poisonous

- even the sunflower

An- this OC's name is Theodore "Teddy" Allen he is a potion-maker with a few screws loose