Rules 1-10
An- I don't own Fairytail, but the OC on the other hand
1. I'm not allowed to ask Elfman why he likes manly things
- I'm not allowed to use the following rant as an excuse to question his sexuality
2. I'm not allowed to switch Cana's beer with water
-no matter how much the former will damage her
3. I'm not allowed to make gender-switching potions
- I'm not allowed to take one and ask Remus to 'Paint me like one of his french girls'
4. I'm not allowed to place a fire lizard under Gray's pillow
- I'm also not allowed to place a frost lizard under Natsu's pillow
5. I'm not allowed to lace Erza's strawberry-cheesecake with home-made laxatives
- or a gender-switch potion
- no using Erza as a test subject for new potions
6. not allowed to use an invisibility potion to make Lucy think she is haunted
- or anyone else
- no invisibility
7. not allowed to wave a knife around Lucy and Natsu to 'cut the sexual-tension'
- this includes Gray and Juvia, Erza and Jellal, and Evergreen and Elfman
8. not allowed to suggest that Igneel might know shape-shifting magic and is hiding with the civilians
- especially if Natsu's around
9. not allowed to use a Truth potion to make Natsu confess to Lucy
- he is as dense as a rock and will say that he likes her as a friend
10. not allowed to make mutant plants
- Droy won't like them
- they are not cute and are poisonous
- even the sunflower
An- this OC's name is Theodore "Teddy" Allen he is a potion-maker with a few screws loose
