Hey, so as you've noticed, this story's getting a huge revamp! Ugh I haven't touched this in so long, hilariously enough.
Kirby+related belongs to Nintendo/HAL Labs
Now let's go
1. Kirby comes to Crappy Town
My name is Gwen. My age? 15. I know, kind of old. Very funny. Anyways, I came here to talk about a certain show that aired on 4kids about a decade back. You guessed it-the one and only Kirby Right Back At Ya. I'm going to be entirely honest with you and say it straight-up, the show was hilariously and ironically terrible. I think the only reason I ever watched it was because the YouTube poops were so bad they became quality shitposts. I'm no good at sinning things like these purposefully, but if you want to get the idea, it's one of those shows where the humor comes from dad jokes and a good half of the dialogue is describing things already shown through the pictures. Of course, I never missed an opportunity to point these things out. Hmm? What do I mean? Oh, right. The story.
It was no particular Saturday in the middle of summer. Living in the desert areas of the States is the worst decision you can ever make in the summer. Heat waves, earthquakes, and the like always hit you. I can relate the weather to almost Las-Vegas degrees, but I'm sure almost none of you have been there, so I'll explain it as it occasionally gets to boiling point on the Fahrenheit scale. Anything over 100 is pretty normal, in some cases.
On this Saturday I had woken up really late. My analog clock, when I rolled over to look at it, read 3:40 p.m. I sat up, rubbed my eyes, and then stared at the time for some minutes before slumping back onto my bed. I didn't want to wake up, and it was a weekend. Nobody would care.
Right when I was about to fall asleep, I noticed I had still left my laptop on. Throwing off my non-existent bed covers, I stumbled over to the computer without tripping, amazingly enough.
The tab I had left open was YouTube, and the paused Mid-Kirby 100th episode video stared right back into my soul. Nodding, I walked down the hallway in some sort of a trance to get myself some cookies. I didn't trip on that small journey too, so that was plus points for me.
Upon getting back to the messy haven I called my room I noticed that the YouTube tab had been replaced by my email inbox. Confused, I shook it off as me simply closing the tab before I left and just stood around, munching on the cookies I'd brought back with me.
An almost google-translated generated voice shocked me out of my silent state. "dO yOU WaNt TO wAtcH?" it said. Of course, as soon as I heard that, I was sprinting towards my door.
On the way there, I tripped over the computer cables, sending me sprawling to the floor after an audible snap and crackle of electricity. Go me.
I did manage to spring right back up and bound for the doorway at a speed that could have rivaled my track friends', although as soon as I touched the doorknob it sent a ray of electricity up my arm, giving my hand a good shock.
Yelling and stumbling back while holding my arm, I noticed that the computer was sending out scary purple lighting bolt zaps. "What the hell?" I asked myself, because what looked like the electric lines inside of those magic balls were slowly spreading around the room. As I watched, a vortex grew, and before I knew it gravity was gone. Yelling all the while and clutching my bedframe, it wasn't long before one of the electric rays got the same arm and sent me flying into the depths of what did not exist.
That brings me to where I am today. After that huge ordeal, in which I acted like a dumb jerk and didn't do anything, I wake up again in some nice meadow, with rolling hills, birds chirping, and the sun streaming down my face. I'm thinking right about now that it was all a dream and I just took a fancy to sleeping in the middle of my yard. Maybe somebody knocked me off the patio chair. But then I think, that's crazy. Why would I do that?
Looking around tells me that I'm sitting on the ground right next to a sheep pen. I breathe in the countryside air and then get up as fast as lighting, because no thank you to sitting in sheep shit. I feel slightly horrified that the ground I lay on was most likely littered with feces.
Standing up like this shows me a small village to my right, with a nice cobblestone road and bright, colorful houses. Curiosity overtaking me, I wander over. Until somebody-no, something steps into my line of sight. Horrified, I stop in my tracks. It looks like the main character creepy face glitch from Animal Crossing. It also looks like a mushroom without a mushroom cap. What did I step into, Rise of the Living Mushroom Bottoms? Evidently. Am I on a different planet? Obviously. Am I a mushroom person? Because it would certainly suck if I was-
Nope. No glob body. Good. However...
I did run to a nearby house window to check. First check proved this house I was peering into seemed to be empty. Good. Stepping back, I viewed my reflection. I was wearing what I wore this morning-jeans, sneakers, a purple collar top-i.e. what I wore to sleep after forgetting to change. The only addition was some cool-looking top hat that wouldn't seem to fall off my head no matter how much I shook it. Although my face looked more anime than it should have looked, I was fine. Except for my arms, because I glanced down and noticed my right had some terrible looking burns. I grimaced, and touched it. No pain. Smooth. Normal-like. I could move it, too. So why...?
Maybe the electric shocks from earlier were the cause. As the idea jumped into my brain, I realized where I might actually be.
"No no no no no no no no way..!" I muttered, and was seriously contemplating either running around and screaming crazily or go around exploring and practice target shooting when a bright light flew from the sky, right at my face. Run around and scream crazily it is. I wanted to stick around for more than ten seconds to figure out where I was, although, later on it proved to be the worst decision of my life.
The UFO crashed in from the heavens above, tearing through the forest and all the way up a random hill that was randomly very steep. It was shaped like a yellow star, but very mechanical. Expected as much from a UFO.
Out of nowhere this random group comes rushing over to investigate the ship, and I'm roughly shoved out of the way. My wondrous thinking settles on the fact that as of now, nobody's noticed me yet.
I'm right about to shout myself sillly when I notice the group isn't all mushroom bottom people in and out. There's a fancy couple, two kids, two flying pink and blue gumballs, and - yeck - a huge purple snail, who looks like he'd been on steroids, with a..mustache and goatee...? Next to him is what looks like an emperor penguin in a Santa Claus robe with a beanie. I then think I am definitely hallucinating and should try to pinch myself to wake up when the hatch of the yellow star UFO opens up. After pushing a couple mushroom people out of the way, I get into view of the others and the ship.
No surprise, it's none other than-
"Looks like an alien invader." the penguin says.
At first I think he's talking to ME, when I remember the pink thing just fells out of the yellow star.
"Mash it with your mallet!" the enormous snail says, and then out of nowhere the penguin takes out a giant hammer, and actually is about to smash the thing. Until one of the kids interrupts with a "Wait a second, let's see who it is!" And proceeds to ask the pink thing if he indeed is a space alien.
What could not have been more obvious looks up and tries to make noises. I distinctly hear the word pollo. Like, spanish chicken pollo? Uhh... is he hungry? Apparently.
"It might be impossible, but your name wouldn't happen to be Kirby?" she continues to ask.
Kirby jumps up and prances around. "POYO! POYO! KIRBY! KIRBY!"
Pollo? I'm thinking, anyone got chicken? Also I never knew Kirby spoke Spanish. Well, I had yet to see him speak anything other than 'chicken'. Maybe it was a pun. Or an observation statement.
Everyone else, however, is in shock. They all look like they're going to have a seizure. "Kirby? That's Kirby?" The other kid, a boy this time, asks. "The Star Warrior?" The man of the elderly couple asks. His wife continues with "But he's so...pink!"
"Wait what's wrong with pink? Kirby can kick everyone's arse here if he wanted to! Right?" I wonder out loud. Although nobody paid me any heed, I did wonder if Kirby was going to save this planet from yet another evil villain. The end of the world is heeeeere
I'm half-right, because the penguin immediately plants his foot on to of Kirby. "Hahaha! A Star Warrior, huh? Well, stand back because this guy's going into orbit!" And he whacks the pink blob into oblivion. "POYOOOOoooooo"
"Noooo!" The girl cries. I stand up and finally draw attention to myself. "What did you do that for!?" I accuse him. I'm not the only one either, everybody leans towards the cliff and somebody asks "Why did you have to clobber that Kirby?" "That was unnecessary." Someone else comments.
"Do what?" The penguin asks innocently.
"...have to mention that HORRIBLE pun! Really, be sensible! Puns are the worst!" I yell, wringing my arms. Puns. Can't stand 'em.
"It's another space alien!" The snail shouts, like he just noticed me now.
"Before we talk about ME here, why don't you look yourself in the mirror and find out who the space alien is? I'm not the one taking steroids!" I retort.
"Now look here girlie. I is the king around here and you do what you're told!" the penguin shouts. The girl, the boy, and the gumballs disappear into the canyon, presumably to find Kirby.
"Wait. Hold up, you're the king? Are you serious? But you're a penguin, and not a mushroom bottom! Are you even breathing? 'Cause I don't see any ice around!" I wonder, on the verge of laughing.
"Do not disobey His Majesty King Dedede!" the snail steps in front of the king.
Hm?
"Well let's jus start over here, whatcha say? How're ye doing, big D, ma man!" I imitate his southern accent.
"Don't you dare insult the king like that-" the snail speaks up again.
"Hahahaha-oh sHI-" I begin to laugh, and then yell, as I take one step back and fall over the canyon cliff edge. Everybody leans over to look at me, but I disappear from their view, and before long, they all scratch their heads and leave.
I don't even bother looking for the kids who left a while ago. I was on a roll, and then I lose it! Instead I climb back up the gorge and walk a ways into the countryside, climbing a tree and resting. The mushroom bottom people stared at me curiously for about a few seconds as I walked through the town before hustling back to their work, most likely because I wasn't causing any real damage. I was wondering about what I would do, because they seemed to be talking about rumors of a giant octopus flying in and eating everything in the farms. Now that statement in of itself was questionable, but at the same time, 4 feet tall snails are questionable as well.
I sighed. Tried to explore, but the mushroom bottom people breathed down my neck wherever I went, so it soon went out of the question. Tried heading to the huge castle in the distance, but with these small dolls I was told were Waddle Dees holding very real-looking spears, I nope'd out of there. Tried to find the kids, but they'd been gone since I came. I also tried to take off my hat manually. No such luck. It was as if it had been glued to my head.
"You see Kirby? This is Cappy Town. The people are called Cappies." someone said nearby.
I turned around. There were the kids and Kirby I've been so wanting to talk to. They were on a top of a hill overlooking the town, and let me tell you, it was a pretty decent sight. I hopped off the tree to get to them.
Kirby stared at the town for 3 seconds, and turned around and bumped into the Japanese-hair girl, falling onto his head.
"Dedede is the king, and we live in the castle. Just in case you were wondering, my name's Tiff." the Japanese-hair girl says, flipping her hair.
"Pfht." I flip my own hair in the most dramatical way possible as the girl notices me. "See? That's what you look like doing it. Except...on second thought, I look much better in comparison."
She gets this priceless look on her face and crosses her arms. "Aren't you that weird girl from earlier?"
"Mhmm. But define weird. Who knows, I may be the normal one, in actuality."
"You totally dissed off the king! Nice going." the boy says. I flash a smile back. This kid's pretty funny.
Tiff and I are about to start an argument when Kirby says, "Name, Tiff." Said girl went, *LE GASP* and the rest of us turned to look.
I jump. "You gave me a heart attack! I thought this place would've made you Spanish! How my language class continues to haunt me!"
Everyone ignores my comment and the blue-haired boy leaves me and walks over to Kirby. "I'm her brother, Tuff." Kirby parrots this back too.
I snort. That must suck, these kids' parents are terrible at names.
"What's your name?" Tiff turns to me. 'We haven't had a proper introduction." I can tell she's trying to stop her eyebrow from twitching uncontrollably.
I eye her back, expecting we won't ever get a proper introduction, and say, "I'm Gwen."
"Name: Gwen." Kirby says, happy to have something to parrot again.
"HAEY OUTTA MY WAY! I'll get that monster!" a loud, Southern accent comes from nowhere.
"What the?" everyone says as Dedede the penguin who lives in a warm climate area magically rushes at us full speed in his, erm, army tank/car/truck...?
Tiff and the rest of them jump out of the way, and I barely make it as his car crashes into Kirby and sends him flying into the watermelon field below. Poor guy, even I've lasted more in this town without getting pummeled to death.
I run down and scoop up Kirby, even though there's no way I can outrun a car, but surprisingly, I do. At first instead of running, I try to re-climb the hill where we were standing, but it's too steep. Something tells me I should get moving fast or I'll probably kill myself, and I'm completely right. I hear a cannon shot, and realize Dedede's trying to shoot us.
"OH FRICK I"M GONNA DIE!" I scream, running into the water melon field holding Kirby, while bullet shots fired all around us. Dedede hadn't had so much of an aim, so I consider myself lucky.
"Knock it off! Kirby's not a monster!" Tiff and the others yell, following on an upper ledge where they could see everything. Easy for them to say, they're not the ones getting fired at.
I keep on running for my life through the watermelon field, when suddenly a big root comes out of nowhere and I try to jump over it all cool-like so I can keep on running. Epic fail.
Instead I half-trip over it, and fall over. "Ack!"
I also realize that the only reason why I'm getting shot at is because I'm holding Kirby. As soon as I fall, I toss him to the side and scramble to get up. Every man for himself, sorry bud.
Even though I can't get up fast enough Tiff and her brother save our necks by vaulting watermelon halves at Dedede's and the snail's faces. I look up and laugh. I so wished I'd thought of that.
Their car slowed to a halt, and Tiff yelled, "We're not going to let you hurt our friends, Dedede and Escargoon!"
"Don't tell me what to do I'm the king!" Dedede yells back, watermelon half over his head. Meanwhile, I'm thinking, the snail's name is Escargoon... how fitting.
"You consider me a friend? How thoughtful of you!" I say, behind Tiff.
She glares at me, and then her smile turns sly. "I meant Kirby. And the watermelons! They're our friends, too, you know. Or were you dumb enough not to figure that out?"
"Well," I say, "what do the watermelons feel, when you eat them, and toss them at deserving victims?"
"True sense of justice." she says quickly.
"Well I'd hate to be your friend after that horrifying description. Never mind." I shrug.
"Suit yourself." Tiff huffs, and turns back to Dedede and his snail, clearly frustrated.
Some useless convo and empty watermelon shells later, they drive away, squishing countless poor watermelons throughout the field.
"You kids alright?" a mushroom bottom dressed as a police officer shouts out to us, passing by the scene.
"Yeah, but where's Kirby? Gwen?" Tiff asked, turning around for the second time.
"What?" I stared at them, then realized what I did a few seconds ago. "Oh! I don't know. Why don't you go find him?"
"Don't tell me you threw him out just to save your own ass." Tiff deadpanned.
I acted like I didn't know what she was talking about.
Tiff and the others wandered off a ways, and I arrived just in time to see Kirby eat a watermelon whole.
"Teach me how to do that." I say, grinning.
"Anyways, we're going to host a banquet, right Chief? A celebration for Kirby's arrival!" Tiff says, turning to the police mushroom bottom.
"You sure are right." he replies.
"Alright! Wanna come?" Tuff says, mid-cheer. I take it he's talking to me and I think out loud
"Will the food be good?"
"Duuh!"
"Sure, why not."
Later that day, I sit at a dinner gathering next to Tiff and Tuff, with a couple mushroom bottoms. I avoided eye contact because it felt really weird, but instead stared at the feast laid out for all of us. Tuff was right, the food did look good.
The mayor mushroom bottom declared a very lengthy speech, in which everyone was literally dozing through half of it, on Kirby's behalf, something about a great hero arriving and blah blah blah. (I don't remember because I too slept through like half of it.)
When he finished, Tiff stood up. "I don't think Kirby understands what you're saying."
"Say these things sooner, dude!" I yawned. "Now let's ea-"
Kirby stared at us, no sooner did I start talking did he inhale everything on the table. Even the mats. I'm not kidding. The only thing left was us and a... table.
"He-he ate EVERYTHING..." I said, face planting onto the table.
"There goes my dinner." Tuff sighed.
Kirby smiled like he didn't JUST eat a whole feast and skipped out of the room without saying anything
"Kirby! Come back!" Tiff called, and she, Tuff, Fololo and Falala followed Kirby out the door.
Which left me, and a bunch of mushroom bottoms staring at me like trying to figure out what I was gonna do next.
So I got up and rushed after them. "Hey! Wait for me!"
We stopped at the sheep pen I'd woken up next to earlier, which looked normal at first. I blinked. Once. Twice. Three times. I never noticed this before, but there were BONES scattered around the field. 'Oh shit!' I thought. 'Did I just miss out on a massacre or a nuclear explosion? Darn!'
"Did you do this?" Tiff asked Kirby. "Maybe Kirby is the monster." Falala said.
"You think Kirby did this? He's too small!" I grinned. Then I remembered the dinner. I sighed. That's one hour of my life I'll never get back...
"We can't stay here." Tiff said, and we all ran into a nearby shack. She shut the door and turned to us.
"And you decide to go into a random shack to hide away? What about somewhere more comfortable? Or less suspicious? Like the castle?" I inputted.
"If all you wanted to do was to make real witty comments, why did you come along anyway?" Tiff asked, wringing her arms.
"Because I didn't want to be left alone with a room full of... mushroom... bottom...looking...people...and it's not like you have anyone who can do a reality check, so voila, here I am"
"You're the one who ate all the sheep didn't you?" Tuff went back to accusing Kirby.
"Huh?' Kirby looked at him like he had zero idea what he was talking about.
"If you tell us the truth, we might be able to help you." Tiff said.
"How do you expect to do that? Either glue his mouth shut or hire a translator. Have fun with that." Just then, voices neared the shack, so I leaned towards the door. "Shut your traps, guys, someone's coming!"
"Like we all didn't hear that-" Tiff huffed, and I shushed her dramatically.
"Hey! Let's check out this shack!" a voice said. "ajufrgaikufag" someone replied. Wait, what the heck? What was that?
Tiff shoved a carrot sack or something to pathetically hide Kirby from whoever was outside. Just in time too, I jumped back as the door was roughly shoved down by two knights in clad armor. Meanwhile, I was really mad that they'd just tried to squish me by flattening the door, so I thought, "Why ruin the door? It's a door for a reason! Can't you just use it? Can't you just turn the pretty knob and politely let yourselves in? The door had a life, you know! It had hopes and dreams! Why-"
"It's Tiff!" the one with the high raspy voice said. "SorighTuff." the other said. I couldn't understand a word he was saying. Maybe we did need to hire a translator.
"Oh, hi, Sword, Blade." Tiff stuttered in a nervous voice. I sighed. The fools were visibly shaking. You need to do better than that. Also, the names. Because it certainly was difficult trying to find a good one.
"Don't look at us! We aren't hiding anything behind this sack!" Tuff yelled. I facepalmed. We were screwed.
If it was anything convincing, the knights weren't buying it. Duh. "We're looking for a Kirby." I think Sword said...? (Wild guess, I can't really tell.)
"King's orders." Blade said. (Well, if Sword spoke first, then the other one should have taken a turn next... right? Right?)
"Sorry. There's no Kirby here. We're totally just not hiding out in an inconspicuous shack in the middle of the not-bone-littered farm because she totally isn't hiding Kirby behind a sack or anything, ridiculous, right? It's almost as ridiculous as his voice-or, yours. Maybe. Can't tell who's who. No-don't try to say anything, I wouldn't be able to hear you anyway-"
Tiff and Tuff stared at me with really horrified faces at this point
But before anyone could do anything, even cast a sideways glance, a Spanish-accented voice said, "I am not so sure." A shadowy figure appeared in the doorway, making Tiff gasp. Sword and Blade seemed to kneel in his presence (or something like that, since they didn't have legs they used the fallen door for support).
Well, upon a closer look, he looked exactly like a Kirby. But blue. And more intimidating. That's actually saying something though.
But once he was feet away from us he took out a shiny gold sword and stabbed the sack that Tiff was practically hugging behind her. She jumped out of the way as it went through the sack, and the knight lifted it and Kirby popped out, looking really absentminded even though he was this close to being cut in half. His eyes flashed like something was being reflected off of them, even though he didn't move. (I found this unnerving) Then his eyes changed color from a bright gold to orangey to a bluish green. "So, it is true."
With an adjustment of his cape, he walked out of the room. The rest of us just blinked a few times, and Tiff went out too.
"Awh man, a Spanish swordsman! Haha, I'm right, Kirby totally knows Spanish too, coincidence? Ha! Could this get any better?" I muttered, not realizing that the two knights were standing right behind me-and I decided to follow Tiff outside once I noticed. I didn't want to be left in the dark shack at night, though mainly it was because the two named Sword and Blade were probably silently plotting their revenge on me at this very moment.
I found them staring up at the sky, "Please Meta Knight," Tiff pleaded. "Don't tell the king." Tuff finished.
"The king is not the problem," he said, not looking at us yet, "now we have to find the real monster."
There was a loud noise, like a lightning strike, so I looked at the sky, squinting. Then I realized where everyone was looking and I turned to see smoke coming out of one of the castle windows. My bad.
Kirby ran towards the explosion, seeming to suddenly know what was going on.
"Don't run towards the explosion! Is he dumb? Even I'm not that dumb! Nobody runs towards an explosion!" I commented. Everyone else ignored me and followed Kirby to the castle. He started to fly/float up to the balcony where the smoke was coming from. I had no idea why someone would be playing with explosions at this hour.
Everyone who was outside the shack came a-running into the castle to see Dedede dancing like a deranged robot golfer. He was trying to beat Kirby up again. I leaped onto a slightly higher floor platform.
"AAAND THE CONTESTANTS IN THIS SMASH TOURNAMENT ARE DEDEDE AND KIRBY, LETS SEE WHO'LL WIN, PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS PLACE YOUR BETS-"
"Kirby!" Tiff yelled, while Dedede kept hitting him over and over again.
The fancy-dressed couple I saw earlier that day ran out randomly from behind a pillar. "Look it's Kirby!" the man said. His wife finished, "He's getting clobbered by the king!"
"Can nobody finish their sentences either? Sin." I shrugged, and hopped off the platform while nobody paid me any attention.
Dedede was running after Kirby but instead rammed into a pillar, which made a little star fly out of his pocket and it rolled toward us. Tiff scooped it off the ground.
"Get away!" someone yelled, and the next instant I was shoved to the floor along with Tiff and Tuff; apparently Meta Knight had pushed us three out of the way of a falling pillar...with his cape still wrapped around himself. Don't ask me how, I still have no idea as I think about it.
"Gee, thanks." I groaned sarcastically, getting up from the floor. "So are you helping us or what?"
"Look!" he shouted instead.
"O...k." I eyed him and turned to where he was pointing. One of the biggest shocks of my life I'll ever get. It was an octopus in a fish tank that within 10 seconds grew to 100 times its size before. It ripped through the roof and stuck its head out of the castle, now as big as the building itself. I just stared at it saying nothing at all. "On second thought...let's get out before we all die!"
"That's the monster that ate all the sheep!" Tuff yelled. "Yes, and it has taken control of the king!" Meta Knight finished.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, WHO CARES, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!" I yelled, scrambling for the door.
The octopus burst through the ceiling and wrapped its tentacles around the towers and pillars, blocking our only escape. "Gah! Okay, I'm going to vault out of the window and land in the moat below! Who's with me?!" Tiff and Tuff started running to find their own way out of the castle, but a giant tentacle blocked their way, leaving them with no way to escape. Kirby jumped in front of them though, determined to protect them or something. I sighed. "Nevermind."
The star Tiff was holding from earlier started blinking a dark turquoise blue. It caught Meta Knight's attention and he explained it was the warp star, the source of Kirby's power or something or other. I wasn't really listening because I was paying attention to the little mini-squids. they seemed preoccupied with beating up Kirby. Tiff ran after him, all the while Kirby was trying to escape his attackers.
The octopus was doing very serious damage throughout the castle, knocking in walls, crushing towers, and with a bit of luck we'd end up being pancakes within the next hour.
Tiff and I jumped up into a nearby balcony, and she held the star up and shouted, "Kirby!"
Kirby started a 'poyo' spasm and jumped around. Then he did a repeat of his suck-up power and inhaled everything that wasn't glued to the floor.
"Does he EVER get full?" I asked, righting myself. "He just ate my dinner!"
"Inhale is Kirby's classic defense." Meta Knight said, appearing on the balcony next to me.
"When'd you get there!?"
The octopus sent another wave of tiny counterparts at Kirby, who did a spin-kick that sent them rocketing off.
Tiff and Tuff cheered. Meta Knight watched on. And I wish I had ice cream with me. And viewing this from an area that I guaranteed would not be attacked by the giant squid.
Then a final time the mini octopuses squids or whatever attacked, it was different. Kirby ate them, and donned a bright-looking flame hat. I mistook it at first, and thought -
"Whoajfkl!" HIS HEAD IS ON FIRE!"
Meta Knight said it was Kirby's copy ability or something like that, all I cared was how we were going to put him out afterwards.
Kirby launched a giant flamethrower and blasted the octopus to the center of the universe.
I was too relieved it to be over and I ignored everyone cheering and talking behind us. But when I turned to see Meta Knight leaving, I ran up to him. "Hey, I'm not doing this because I care too much of what others think or whatever, nonsense, am I right, but tell those two friends of yours a short apology from me. Only reason why is that they'd probably murder me and then get away with it. Oh, don't say the last part though."
He tilted his head and walked away.
"Well thanks anyway..." I said, and then ran back to the others.
The next morning a group of us watched Kirby leave in his starship. He was about to get onto his ship, but he turned around and looked at Tiff.
"I hate long goodbyes so just go!" she huffed.
"That was very kind of you." I looked at her. "Goodbye Kirby. I'm kind of jealous that you're getting out of this town faster than I am."
"Poyo." Kirby said sadly, then climbed onto his ship.
Ok, that's it, is poyo the ONLY thing he can say!?
Kirby's starship levitated into the air, and drifted away. Tiff and the others (apparently she changed her mind) ran after it, waving goodbye to Kirby.
But out of nowhere Dedede and Escargoon fired a bomb from their jeep and it sent Kirby's ship spiraling down to the ground
"Awww yiss!" I ran down, expecting to see the damage, instead I saw Dedede and Escargoon running in circles. The nutshells.
"So, Kirby, I guess you're stuck here like me!" I said.
"You wanna stay with us?" Tiff asked.
"You're just relieved he isn't leaving you forever." I smirked. I did an impression of a daydreaming person. "Maybe he's cute." I laughed.
"AM NOT!" she yelled, just as Kirby jumped into the air and yelled,
"Kaabii Kaabii!"
Not a lot of funny stuff happens this chapter. Oh well. Skip!
