CHAPTER 1

This is a story about a young faggot named Alexander Nguyen. On a particular Sunday morning, Alexander decides to suck on his own dick. While he sucks on his own cock, he starts slurping, choking, and moaning. All these sounds make their way upstairs to his parent's room. Alex's mom starts getting worried, and starts to make her way down stairs. Alexander jumps at his mom's footsteps, and accidentally bites on his own dick. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Alexander yells. Alexander's mom jumps at the sudden scream, "Alexander you faggot, what the fuck are you doing down there you gay ass piece of shit nigger? Are you okay?". The faggot, rubs his own dick, trying to comfort it, and as calm as possible he replies to his mom, "urgh, hebbody, i'm okay! i just accidentally ripped my asshole, nothing to worry about!" "Okay frikkywalex, call me if you're in any trouble!" Alexander's mom makes her way back up the stairs, and Alexander sighs in relief. Not realizing he was still stroking his own cock. Alexander starts to realize he was still masturbating, and stops. This nigger starts making his way to the washroom to freshen up for school, not remembering that it was still a Sunday and school doesn't start until tomorrow. Then all of a sudden Alexander gets an incoming call from Bryan Moron. Alex answers and hears buzzing noises from the other side of the call, "WALEXMANDER *buzz* you want to *buzz* frikkylacky?". "What the fuck dude? What are you trying to say?" Alex says. "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR SOME COFFEE?" Bryan says. "Oh, sure but isn't there school today?" Alex asks in confusion. "WTF dude schools tomorrow, just get your ass to coffee you gay shit." Bryan complains.