Hi to everyone, I've decided to start a KTTK fan fiction featuring various characters from the Keys to the Kingdom series. Each chapter will feature a different even or shall I say fiasco. Suggestions and reviews would be great! Also, it was very late when I wrote this and I had little sleep the revious night so pleae excuse any errors and misspelling, and I will edit it as soon as possible. Finally, thanks to CJ for giving me the garden idea:D
The Unbelievable Garden
Usually, when one would think of gardening calm and peaceful thoughts would come to mind; people quietly and happily planting whilst humming their favorite tune. Of course though, things are done quite differently in the House when the Morrow Days gather at Sunday's Incomparable Garden to enjoy a time of everyone's favorite hobby, gardening.
It was a very beautiful setting mutilated by the group of the seven Superior Denizens and their abnormal social behavior. Monday had chose a sunny spot to plant his flowers and plants, he picked the spot because the Sun seemed to beam down from that angle better than it did anywhere else in the garden, making the spot brighter and making it seem like it was under a giant, extremely hot theatrical spot light. Monday liked the spot because he had been addicted to singing, dancing and performing ever since he had spied on the second realm and saw the live Broadway performance of Singing in the Rain. Monday had begun to plant one of his flowers whilst singing "We're off to see the wizard". Obviously Monday had taken a habit to drinking coffee.
"Uh, Monday is there any way you could plant quietly?" Asked the now fully annoyed Lady Friday as she picked up a rose, beginning to plant it in the ground.
"Ohhhhhhhh my, you don't like my b-e-a-utifullll singing voice?" Mister Monday said, his voice cracking several times making him sound like a dieing nithling, which was quite strange due to all superior denizens having good voices.
Somewhere in between planting and "fusing" plants together Tuesday had overheard Monday say his "b-e-a-utifullll singing voice" and had busted out in an uncontrollable fit of laughter. "OK Robin Thicke, OK" The Grim said saying "OK" in a very, very disturbing deep voice.
It was quite apparent that Sir Thursday was growing very angry, something that Lord Sunday was trying his best to avoid. Attempting to keep Thursday's anger on the down low he had gave Sir Thursday the "Shadiest spot in the garden next to a quite large oak tree which was a very bad mistake. Every few minutes Thursday would proceed to attacking the tree with his shovel, luckily forgetting about the key he had in the pocket of his pants. The sight of the beaten tree would make any tree sympathizer as angry as Thursday himself. The tree looked as if it came straight out a lumber mill, and its situation wasn't getting any better. After hearing Monday's horrid singing and Tuesday's outrageous laughter Thursday picked up his shovel and slammed it against the tree several times whilst shouting,
"The mayn is Spain got beat primarily by T-Pain!" The random battle shout was answered by the loud sound of the shovel banging against the tree.
Realizing what Sir Thursday was actually using to beat the tree, Tuesday stood up from his gardening spot and shouted,
"HEY, that MY shovel!" as he ran towards Sir Thursday. Forgetting about the barrier he had dug around his gardening spot, Grim Tuesday fell head first into Drowned Wednesday's spot of dandelions that were half eaten by the now skinny and vegetarian Drowned Wednesday.
"You just fell into my flowers/food; you're going to pay for that!" Drowned Wednesday said pulling out the third key and waving it around her head like a lasso.
As Wednesday waved the trident around a large amount of water gushed out from Tuesday's plants like a geyser, though what she didn't know was that Tuesday had fused cacti and sponges with his plants making them the ultimate source of water. Hundreds and hundreds of gallons of water shot out from Tuesday's plants, slowly but surely feeling the garden up with water and washing away all of Drowned Wednesday's half eaten plants, and still Tuesday's plants didn't wither away.
"Now that's what I call drowned!" Grim Tuesday said with a ear deafening cackle, making Sir Thursday grow even angrier.
Sir Thursday dealt one more blow to the tree causing it to make a loud crackling sound with the last hit. Everybody gazed over to the tree in awe, now taking a good luck at it for the first time; even Lord Sunday hadn't realized how big it was.
"That tree's bigger than mine," Lord Sunday said in jealousy as the tree slowly began to fall.
"Mine's bigger than that tree," Superior Saturday said in arrogance, ignoring the fact that the tree was beginning to fall.
"TIMBER!" Grim Tuesday yelled, whilst Thursday started running from the spot in front of the tree and angrily kicking random objects that he came across while he was trying to get out of the radius of the falling tree.
"Oh, so you want me to sing like Justin Timberlake now eh?" The overly hyper Monday said, getting in his singing position.
"NO!" All of the Morrow Days said in unison as they backed away from the falling tree.
"Stand back; I saw this on Harry Potter." The overly conceited lady of the upper house; Superior Saturday said whilst cracking her knuckles and stepping towards the tree, "Discombobulate-uss thes scoliosis, return to nothing!" She said tapping the tree with the sixth key; a blue umbrella.
The tree instantaneously exploded and everyone started cheering while Saturday gave a bow. The moment was great until Monday ruined it by saying,
"Now that's what I call a top, A-Class speller, get it? A-class speller!" Only Monday was laughing at the cheap joke centered on word play and puns, only Monday was laughing.
