I wanted to do the "50 word" challenge but put my own spin to it. And as you can see by these words, it got a little silly and I had to cut it down. So now I give to you the very complicated words of Spitfire.


1) Abderian- given into idiotic laughter

Wally's laughter ran rampant throughout the cave and it was the most obnoxious sound Artemis ever heard, but God forbid she let the idiot stop.

2) Contiguous- joining physically; touching

They were in that bed for so long that he forgot where he began and where she ended.

3) Priapic- related to the phallus or to a man who is obsessed with his masculinity

Wally was the man's man…in his own mind.

4) Autotonsorialist- one who cuts their own hair

Artemis hated that her hair was so damn short due to her "Sakura" moment; however, when Wally ran his fingers through the shorn locks it gave her goose bumps.

5) Lax- undisciplined, careless, or negligent

"I don't care; get your own damn nachos!"

6) Mesmerize- to hypnotize

No one was able to look away from the "fighting" that they did.

7) Basorexia- An overwhelming desire to neck or kiss

Artemis definitely wanted to kiss Wally's freckles RIGHT NOW.

8) Gymnophoria- the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you

It didn't take much for Wally to sense that his "Arty" was trying really hard to get some x-ray vision…

9) Hoary- Gray or white with age

Years have passed, ginger and blonde has faded to white, but that spark between them has remained.

10) Sylph- a slim, graceful girl or woman

She was her namesake personified and he couldn't look away.

11) Cusp- a point formed by the intersection of two curves

Wally's new favorite thing is to lightly trace the outline of Artemis's curves while they are lying in bed and the reactions he could get from being so painfully slow.

12) Vexation- irritation

"GET OFF OF MY DAMN LAP!"

13) Lethologica- the inability to recall a precise word for something

When she came down that aisle, Wallace Rudolph West failed to locate the words to describe his feelings for his to-be-wife.

14) Wanweird- an unhappy fate

It was a damn shame that he never controlled those emotions of his; he lost the best thing he ever had.

15) Colposinquanonia- estimating a woman's beauty based on her chest

"Black Canary is still the hottest."

16) Inaniloquent- speaking foolishly or saying silly things

Wally never failed to keep Artemis together, even if he didn't know it, through his lame attempts at humor.

17) Tachyphagia- fast eating

It was disgusting how fast he ate but she still found it endearing.

18) Krukolibidinous- the act of staring at someone's crotch

Wally underestimated how much of a nymph Artemis could be; if she stopped staring he wouldn't have to explain to the naïve Superboy why there was a bulge in his uniform.

19) Pogonotomy- the act of cutting a beard

That stubble was cute but it gave her the worse rug burn.

20) Corporeal- tangible; having material existence

He couldn't stop touching her after that-that failure of an exercise, as if trying to see if she still there with him.

21) Polyphloisboian- making a lot of noise or loud racket

"They're at it again…and I'm not going to walk in on them again!"

22) Enceinte- pregnant

"She's having our kick ass, archery, superspeed twins!"

23) Zenzizenzizenzic- a number raised to the eighth power

Artemis never doubted how much Wally loved her after that run-in with Sportsmaster; nothing could change that.

24) Quietus- something that ends or settles a situation

Conner, in the end, was the one who gave that final push towards each other to end in a passionate hook-up.

25) Strikhedonia- the pleasure of being able to say "the hell with it"

Her past didn't control her anymore; she was finally able to make her own crazy choices, like getting with her ginger speedster, and live to tell the tale with no major damage.