Chapter 1- Effie
Welcome to yet another one of my funny concoctions! These interviews are just freak out the silly people in the capitol, and to make you laugh! Review please!
Effie looked around at her surroundings. She was sitting in a mahogany chair in the middle of a dark grey room. The walls were bare and the lack of color and decoration made her fidget.
"Welcome to Frustrating Interviews!" A booming voice made her jump. "I'm your host, Lilac Bernese! Out guest for today is Effie Trinket!" Effie looked around wildly and spotted a camera. She was being filmed!
"Now, let's get on with the questions!" Lilac exclaimed. Somewhere, a sound of papers shuffling could be heard. Effie's heart pounded, but she remembered her manners.
"Effie, my first question for you is: Is it true that you would give up ANYTHING for manners?" The Capitol woman was outraged at the question.
"Why, that is not true! Who is spreading these ridi-" Effie was interrupted by Lilac as she went on with the next question.
"Do you like watching kids die in the Hunger Games?"
"Well, it's not like that. I just know that it is for their bene-"
"So you like their gory deaths and you enjoy it?"
"I-you see- manners!"
"I will take that as a yes. Now for the last question."
Effie Trincket looked wary. The last question obviously would be the most embarrassing.
"Do you have a crush on Haymitch?"
"What could EVER make you think that?" Effie spluttered, blushing. "I think nothing of that drunkard!"
"Well, that's all the time we have folks! Join us next time on Frustrating Interviews!"
