This story was brought on by my job as a telemarketer, and I decide to put two of the G-Boys mostly Wufei through what I have to go through every day.
_ *Twitch* I just realized right now that I didn't change something originally Gene was Ivan from Priest but I changed it… so the sister comment doesn't make sense but I quickly changed that…and for all of you that didn't know that I didn't that…well now you know..? Yeah?
Disclaimer: For all to know every character with in this story is not my own I only barrow them from time to time.
Warnings: I have very little to warn you about in this story… I believe I used all of one word of profanity for those of you that try to avoid looking at such a thing.
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A mans voice: Hallo?
Duo: Hello, Mr. Starwind?
Mr. Starwind: Yes.
Duo: Hi, this is Duo, from Winner & co. and I'm conducting a short survey concerning our current events. Are you aware of the current war between the colonies and the earth?
Mr. Starwind: Yes.
Duo: Good. Do you or do you not support the colonies cause?
Mr. Starwind: Yes, yes I do.
Duo: uh huh, and are you a current citizen of L3?
Mr. Starwind: Yes.
Duo: Ok, just two more questions. Are you married?"
Mr. Starwind: No way!
Duo: Um hm ok and are you between the ages of 18 and 40?"
Mr. Starwind: **Frowns**Yes.
Duo: Great! Well thank you very much for helping me out with this survey! And! Just for helping me out, I actually get you enter your name into a drawing for a complimentary vacation to earth. Now, I'm just looking at a computer generated list here and I have the first name of Gene is that you?"
Gene Starwind: Yes . . . Um Earth?"
Duo: Oh yes. Just for helping us out Winner enterprises has put together a weekly drawing for you so that you might get the chance to go to earth.
Gene Starwind: Oh
Duo: Well, thank you very much once again for helping me out and I wish you great luck in the drawing and a wonderful evening.
Gene Starwind: You too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Woman's voice: Hello, I listen to Lord Ii palazzo?
(To anyone that doesn't live in the north west there is a radio contest were you answer the phone saying "I listen to Jack" and hope you win a bunch of money…just a side note.)
Wufei: Uh heh, Hi is this Ms. Excel?"
Excel: Yep!
Wufei: Hi, This is Wufei from Winner & Co. and I'm calling to conduct a survey about our current events. Do you-
Excel: Where did you get my name?
Wufei: O.O Huh?
Excel: Where did you get me name? **Twitch**
Wufei: Uh off of a computer generated list, But as I was saying-
Excel: And where did the computer get my name?
Wufei: Um I'm not sure, ma'am.
Excel: You're NOT SURE!
Wufei: I'm sorry ma'am I could get my-
Excel: Well take me name off any list you may have! And never call here again!" **Click**
. . .**twitch** . . .**Twitch**
Man's voice: Hello?"
Wufei: Hello, Mr. Onizuka?
Onizuka: uh-huh.
Wufei: Uh, hi this is Wufei from Winner & co. and I'm conducting a short survey concerning our current events. Are you aware of the current war between the colonies and the earth?
Onizuka: War?
Wufei: Yes sir. There is a war that is happening as we speak.
Onizuka: Oh…Oh yeah I knew that.
Wufei: Uh ok. So do you or do you not support the colonies cause?
Onizuka: Which cause?
Wufei: The cause having to do with the war what other cause are you thinking about?
Onizuka: Oh…I was just making sure you knew. No I don't support the cause…
Wufei: **Blink** you don't?
Onizuka: No! I mean what kind of person was support that sort of cause, ya know.
Wufei: No.**Twitch** I don't know, I could be one of those people… so Elaborate." Doesn't have a supervisor to smack him for being rude
Onizuka: out raged No way! Those sick fucks with their camera's and illegal footage of high-school girls are becoming telemarketers, now! Dude what has this world come to…First you turn a corner and get mugged now you pick up and phone and your harassed. Gah." **laughter . . . Hang up**
Wufei: AHHH!!! **Slams phone down** that's it! You **points at Mr. Onizuka's name and address** Mr. Onizuka! You're going on THE list…your dead!!!
Duo: Uh man, you just gotta relax. The tenser you are the more…List?
Wufei: Yes I'm making a list…
Duo: **stare**
Wufei: Continues That way I can go back to them later, on my day off and make them pay for making me suffer.
Duo: Man, you take this way to seriously.
Wufei: Grrrr
Duo: Your insane.
Wufei: In-sa-ne? **Pause** Ok…
Duo: Ok?
Wufei: Ok **writes something down**"
Duo: o….k?
Wufei: You're on the list, now.
