Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh! or any of its related characters or themes. Obviously, I also don't own 'Radar' song, by Britney Spears...

AN: I couldn't help it! xD MAJOR OOCness ahead! BEWARE and read at your own peril!


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ON MY RADAR

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The ancient thief couldn't put his finger on it. The song's been following him EVERYWHERE.

The bathroom.

The bedroom.

The kitchen.

The mall.

The playground.

The basement.

The jewelry store...

It's even driven him so far off the rails that he couldn't even manage to terrorize even a SINGLE place he's visited today.

It's like the melody's his own personal kryptonite and it's turning him into a fumbling thief...

instead of the hardy, tomb-robber that could steal milk out of your morning coffee.

And it sucks. Seriously.

It's the constant PING-ing.

The ringing.

The awkward pitch and lilting of the lyrics.

It's wearing on his patients. And THAT's saying something.

For a thousand year-old spirit, who stayed dormant in the Millenium Ring for hundreds of years until his Hikari finally aquired it... it's saying something.

"'Cause I've got you on my ra-" And finally, Bakura slaps his hand over Marik's mouth. "CAN YOU PLEASE, STOP SINGING THAT INFERNAL SONG EVERYWHERE I GO!"

Marik smiled and kept singing, although the muffling of his non-angelic singing voice didn't deter his enthusiasm.

It's only then when it hit the ancient tomb-robber how annoying his frie... enemy's beat-boxing really is.

Very.

"By Ra, go and create your own Council of Doom or something!" Yami Bakura snapped with a growl, "... you must have something better to do than singing outside my bathroom door! Or when I'm trying to pickpocket old ladies at the park... or when I'm trying to steal the mint choc ice-cream at the mall!"

"... fine..."

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Thanks for reading!

LOL, if you also heard this song and instantly thought of Yami B, HOLLA!