Pointless Escapades in the Land of Imaginary Rune Midgard

A kind of chubby teenage girl with elbow-length dark hair, glasses, and braces stands in the middle of a room that looks medieval. She is wearing a costume of ancient knight's outfit of Rune Midgard. A camera is stationed strategically in front of her.

Girl: Welcome, welcome! To the first episode of Pointless Escapades in the Land Imaginary Rune Midgard!!! I am your host, and my name is aphrodite24goddess!!! The name may not sound right, since Imaginary Rune Midgard is in Norse mythology and my name is in Greek mythology; however that is nothing to worry about! For our first episode, we have prepared a special chapter. It's called, Ridiculously Boring episode ONE! Now, I must warn you, the content in this story is highly boring and is made by the author (who, by the way, is also me) who is very bored right now while typing this up!!! Everything is written in this book.

aphrodite24goddess sits on a chair and reads the book.

aphrodite24goddess: Two female novices...

Director (who is also aphrodite24goddess): CUT!!!

aphrodite24goddess stops the camera. scenes change into the Land of Imaginary Rune Midgard.

Two young female novices stands in front of a very long brown wall on the desert. They were, in fact, standing in front of the wall of Morroc, the famous frontier city, though being the dumb novices they are, there was no way they could have known that. They all stare pointlessly at the wall. The sun is starting to set. One, a bulky short geeky green-haired one, says "Where are we."

The other, who is a thin tall blonde, answers unhelpfully "I don't know."

The first one, whose name by the way is 'Greenie', says "Well, you were the one who said 'Prontera's boring! Let's get outta here to Izlude!!!'".

The second one, whose name is 'Blondie' replies "You said you knew where Izlude IS."

A silence enveloped the couple. Greenie says "I'm thirsty." Blondie says "I'm hungry." They both walk around and Blondie walks smack dab into the brown wall because of hunger. Greenie helps Blondie, and they walk slowly alongside the wall, until they reach a big brown wooden gate-that- looks-like-double-doors. Blondie says "Look, a door!" Greenie becomes startled and accidentally bangs her head on the big brown wooden gate-that- looks-like-double-doors. Greenie is out cold. Blondie panics. She does the insensible thing, leaves Greenie, and runs in the opposite direction shouting "IT'S A DEMONIC BIG BROWN WOODEN GATE-THAT-LOOKS-LIKE-DOUBLE- DOORS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Scene stops following Blondie and focuses on Greenie.

A thief opens the big brown gate a few inches and slips out. He sees Greenie, steals everything she had except her clothes, brings her inside the city with him, closes the doors, and leaves her there. A sweet-looking novice finds Greenie. He brings her to the inn, helps her, and waited until she wakes up.

Greenie wakes up, sees the novice, and instantly falls in love with him. The novice, named Blackie, falls in love with her too. They became friends, trained together, became thieves together, got married together, got a house in Morroc together, and lived happily ever after in Morroc... Together. As for Blondie, she was never heard from again.

aphrodite24goddess:(closes book)THE END!!! MWAHAHAHAHA. ehem. Poor Blondie. So, did you like the first episode of Pointless Escapades in the Land of Imaginary Rune Midgard? Hope ya did. See you next episode! Please review! (turns off camera)